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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > TNF Week 3 - The worst 2-0 team in history faces off with the Patriots
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BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005

Phobeste posted:

OOOOHHHHHH YEAAAAAHHHH

stop posting in this thread scott zolak's call of the game plz

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Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

 football is rigged

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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

 Hahahahaha

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GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
Why would you ever throw that

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TheWrthy
Feb 1, 2004

Yes we can, sir.

bondster posted:

oh hey look a penalty. This drive is suddenly hosed

Truer than you knew

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sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World
 Hahaha clown ball is here

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Magnetic North
Dec 15, 2008

Beware the Forest's Mushrooms
Wooooow.

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Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
this is going in the direction of the buttfumble game

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nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

 Osweiler :allears:

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





 Osweiler bad.

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fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
Alright im not going to torture myself by watching this any longer good evening

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Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

 brocksweiler

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Forever_Peace
May 7, 2007

Shoe do do do do do do do
Shoe do do do do do do yeah
Shoe do do do do do do do
Shoe do do do do do do yeah
Jamie Collins status: owns

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Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




 so how much more proof do we need that tom brady isn't the reason pats win?

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
 I'm going to go out on the widest limb in the world here and say Brock is overpaid.

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pangstrom
Jan 25, 2003

Wedge Regret
I wonder is Osweiler is picking his pass presnap

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The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
Jamie Collins is crazy talented and all but I'm pretty sure that was just a dog poo poo decision by Osweiler.

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Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

GUM CHEWING INTENSIFIES
 Hell of a pick

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wasianchickn
Sep 4, 2006

welp
welp, time to take up drinking

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Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


 YO..

If anyone wants to doubt the powers of our Dark Lord...

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General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
What happens when Brady comes back and looks rusty

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That Which Squeaks
Aug 28, 2006

"Good. Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you."
-Bill Belichick
Love it

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Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.
Osweiler was so smart to take all that money before everyone got wise to the fact that he's bad.

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bkerlee
Aug 3, 2006

Slimy and gross.
Hey so it kinda looks like Osweiler maybe is a decent backup QB.

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Dragongem
Nov 9, 2009

Heroes of the Storm
Goon Tournament Champion
Can't wait for the furious second half comeback that falls short

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7 RING SHRIMP
Oct 3, 2012

 HAHAHAHA SUCK MY DICK !!!!!

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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

General Dog posted:

What happens when Brady comes back and looks rusty

The most scorching hot takes that you can imagine.

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pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.
 You are the Houston Texans.

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hifi
Jul 25, 2012

 Brock looks like a mini peyton out there

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Bob Morales
Aug 18, 2006


Just wear the fucking mask, Bob

I don't care how many people I probably infected with COVID-19 while refusing to wear a mask, my comfort is far more important than the health and safety of everyone around me!
No wonder the Broncos went with Siemian

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Forever_Peace
May 7, 2007

Shoe do do do do do do do
Shoe do do do do do do yeah
Shoe do do do do do do do
Shoe do do do do do do yeah

Real hurthling! posted:

so how much more proof do we need that tom brady isn't the reason pats win?

Somebody post the "Jesus Christ" answer from the preseason presser.

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Tom Tucker
Jul 19, 2003

I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun
 Osweiler the kind of quarterback who calls timeouts at the start of the quarter.

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PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013

 i'm glad i didn't expect to beat the patriots even on a 3rd string qb.


however i still want death.

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Sugar Blaster
Dec 15, 2004

All ears, all eyes, all the time!
someone needs to set that shot of o'brien dropping his head and walking away to the sad charlie brown music.

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Pancakes by Mail
Oct 21, 2010

Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Goaltender Carey Price was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover ice.
Pats Bullshit or Texans rear end-suckery

You decide, America

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7 RING SHRIMP
Oct 3, 2012

 It doesn't matter what you do

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WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

 Satan is real and he loves Belichick.

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bondster
May 6, 2007

 oh hey a positive Defensive series.

Watch our offense gently caress it up.

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The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
Ha, Watt got folded like an idiot child.

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ebg
Mar 31, 2008

 a defensive thing has occurred in Houston's favor

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