TNF Week 3 - The worst 2-0 team in history faces off with the Patriots

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CharlestheHammer: Jun 26, 2011; YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

I see things are going about as well as expected.

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BUG JUG: Feb 17, 2005

what the poo poo was that.

# ? Sep 23, 2016 02:26

Subvisual Haze: Nov 22, 2003; The building was on fire and it wasn't my fault.

The Patriots are quite good at falling on fumbles.

# ? Sep 23, 2016 02:27

The Puppy Bowl: Jan 31, 2013; A dog, in the house.

*woof*

Kirios posted:

I can't

I can't keep watching this

I'm so sorry. That pass was a tragedy. You did nothing to deserve that.

Oh, and of course the Pats recover a fumble.

# ? Sep 23, 2016 02:27

b0ng: Jan 16, 2004; Thats a nice Game 7 you have there. Would be a shame if somebody nailed it down.

Not worth a challenge

# ? Sep 23, 2016 02:27

Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

N00ba the Hutt posted:

Thursday Night Clownball Dumpster Fire is a lovely national tradition.

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Hmmm a Thursday night game against the dolphins.

Hhmmmm.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

# ? Sep 23, 2016 02:26

sean10mm: Jun 29, 2005; It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

General Dog posted:

Terrible

More like Color Flush am I rite? :itoilet:

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marioinblack: Sep 21, 2007; Number 1 Bullshit

pangstrom posted:

Why would they challenge they didn't recover

Hey man those 5 yards are super important

# ? Sep 23, 2016 02:26

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

Brock Osweiler: " you don't understand, I've been six-foot-seven all my life. I don't understand other people's Heights." *throws ten feet over tight end*

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Dragongem: Nov 9, 2009; Heroes of the Storm
Goon Tournament Champion

Patriots even fumble forward

# ? Sep 23, 2016 02:27

Democrazy: Oct 16, 2008; If you're not willing to lick the boot, then really why are you in politics lol? Everything is a cycle of just getting stomped on so why do you want to lose to it over and over, just submit like me, I'm very intelligent.

Patriots fumble and actually gain 7 yards.

Not a great day for these Texans.

# ? Sep 23, 2016 02:27

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Remember that the Texans could have drafted Teddy Bridgewater or Derek Carr at the end of the 1st round but chose not to.

# ? Sep 23, 2016 02:27

Petey: Nov 26, 2005; For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Yeah enjoy some good skyline chili

i'll be gone by noon tomorrow so if i have chili btwn now and then i will probably deserve to die

# ? Sep 23, 2016 02:27

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

Moxie posted:

You know I gotta say I never thought Brock was any good why would anyone sign him to be their QB of the future

The other option was Brian Hoyer which would get them burned at the stake, so they panicked.

# ? Sep 23, 2016 02:27

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

I'm gonna be in Hong Kong in a couple weeks for awhile so watching football is gonna be fun when the games start at like 2 AM in the morning.

# ? Sep 23, 2016 02:27

Kirios: Jan 26, 2010

I could be playing Far Cry 4 instead of watching this clownball.

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GonadTheBallbarian: Jul 23, 2007

sean10mm posted:

More like Color Flush am I rite?

I dunno I kinda like them better than the normal blues

# ? Sep 23, 2016 02:27

pubic works project: Jan 28, 2005; No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

gently caress I'm never going to win the pot of my work's pick ems.

# ? Sep 23, 2016 02:28

GOOD TIMES ON METH: Mar 17, 2006; Fun Shoe

Petey posted:

i'll be gone by noon tomorrow so if i have chili btwn now and then i will probably deserve to die

Do it you bitch

# ? Sep 23, 2016 02:27

Timmy Age 6: Jul 23, 2011; Lobster says "mrow?"; Ramrod XTreme

Petey posted:

i'll be gone by noon tomorrow so if i have chili btwn now and then i will probably deserve to die

Live on the edge, Petey.

# ? Sep 23, 2016 02:27

pangstrom: Jan 25, 2003; Wedge Regret

JJ Watt would you get a strip sack please

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Democrazy: Oct 16, 2008; If you're not willing to lick the boot, then really why are you in politics lol? Everything is a cycle of just getting stomped on so why do you want to lose to it over and over, just submit like me, I'm very intelligent.

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Remember that the Texans could have drafted Teddy Bridgewater or Derek Carr at the end of the 1st round but chose not to.

It's understandable why they would be wary of a Carr

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got any sevens: Feb 9, 2013; by Cyrano4747

I woke up and it's not AM yet, wtf

I thought I was almost late.

# ? Sep 23, 2016 02:28

Phobeste: Apr 9, 2006; never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man

pangstrom posted:

Why would they challenge they didn't recover

for the yards

# ? Sep 23, 2016 02:28

ComposerGuy: Jul 28, 2007; Conspicuous Absinthe

Yeah I'm done watching this.

gently caress this team

gently caress me for being a fan of teams in this town

gently caress the Patriots and their bullshit

gently caress football

# ? Sep 23, 2016 02:29

BUG JUG: Feb 17, 2005

N00ba the Hutt posted:

Live on the edge, Petey.

don't listen to them petey just say no to that lovely chili

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GOOD TIMES ON METH: Mar 17, 2006; Fun Shoe

Kalli posted:

I'm gonna be in Hong Kong in a couple weeks for awhile so watching football is gonna be fun when the games start at like 2 AM in the morning.

I have to do this with F1 races it is kind of fun occasionally

# ? Sep 23, 2016 02:28

Moxie: Aug 2, 2003

Grittybeard posted:

The other option was Brian Hoyer which would get them burned at the stake, so they panicked.

Josh Freeman matured a lot in the experimental league i hear

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bondster: May 6, 2007

WHY

FOR EIGHT loving YARDS

WHY

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Dragongem: Nov 9, 2009; Heroes of the Storm
Goon Tournament Champion

Phobeste posted:

for the yards

FOR MOMENTUM

# ? Sep 23, 2016 02:29

Genocide Tendency: Dec 24, 2009; I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.

Phobeste posted:

We are the luckiest goddamn team in the NFL

I want to know how mad Rodger is knowing that despite his best efforts to gently caress up the Patriots, they are going to go 4-0 and then get Brady back.

# ? Sep 23, 2016 02:29

Madcosby: Mar 4, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

thanks for waiting for the commercial break to end to challenge

# ? Sep 23, 2016 02:28

Abugadu: Jul 12, 2004; 1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Remember that the Texans could have drafted Teddy Bridgewater or Derek Carr at the end of the 1st round but chose not to.

Carr was gone, Bridgewater would have required them trading up one spot (which they should have), but the Vikes sniped them on it.

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marioinblack: Sep 21, 2007; Number 1 Bullshit

This is a dumb challenge. Now if you challenge a 50/50 play and lose, you have no challenges left.

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Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

Petey posted:

i'll be gone by noon tomorrow so if i have chili btwn now and then i will probably deserve to die

Real talk if you're in Columbus and want to do some real loving good breakfast look up Jack & Benny's.

# ? Sep 23, 2016 02:29

let it mellow: Jun 1, 2000; Dinosaur Gum

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Remember that the Texans could have drafted Teddy Bridgewater or Derek Carr at the end of the 1st round but chose not to.

well they avoided Vince young so there's that

# ? Sep 23, 2016 02:29

General Dog: Apr 26, 2008; Everybody's working for the weekend

Worthless challenge

# ? Sep 23, 2016 02:28

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

seriously Osweiler throws exactly like this

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GonadTheBallbarian: Jul 23, 2007

Kalli posted:

I'm gonna be in Hong Kong in a couple weeks for awhile so watching football is gonna be fun when the games start at like 2 AM in the morning.

You taking any time to mess around SoHo or Admiralty?

I miss HK so much

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Petey: Nov 26, 2005; For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?

why in the world are they challenging this

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