TNF Week 3 - The worst 2-0 team in history faces off with the Patriots

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Most Handsome?
	Tom Brady
	Jimmy G
	Brock Osweiler
	Jacoby Brissett
	Tom Savage

Fate Accomplice: Nov 30, 2006

That Which Squeaks posted:

Ryan Allen so good

game MVP so far

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Democrazy: Oct 16, 2008; If you're not willing to lick the boot, then really why are you in politics lol? Everything is a cycle of just getting stomped on so why do you want to lose to it over and over, just submit like me, I'm very intelligent.

I love how Blount's running style is definitive, bold forward falling for 2-3 yards, which is kinda a hilarious send off to people who wouldn't shut up about Lawrence Maroney

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dirty shrimp money: Jan 8, 2001

bondster posted:

kick Rick Smith out of the booth mcnair. do it.

As long as McNair gets to own the Houston social calendar 10 weekends a year he doesn't give a single solitary gently caress about the football team

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Genocide Tendency: Dec 24, 2009; I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.

INSPECTAH DECK posted:

coaches should.

This is a bad opinion.

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GOOD TIMES ON METH: Mar 17, 2006; Fun Shoe

Like every Penn State person I've talked to thinks Hackenberg sucks too so I don't get it

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General Dog: Apr 26, 2008; Everybody's working for the weekend

BUG JUG posted:

i am applying to every open head coaching position this year in the NFL with a resume that simply says: understands clock management, has read the rulebook. i should get 4-5 interviews i think.

Would you fulfill the Rooney rule requirement?

Does the NFL have rules about exactly what qualifies as minority coach? Like a "just one drop" policy?

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let it mellow: Jun 1, 2000; Dinosaur Gum

Ehud posted:

It seems like the Texans are very well coached

yeah, it's sad they lost Gary kubiak

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Magicpants: Sep 15, 2011; Certified Poster

so Jimmy Garofalo is worth like 2 1sts, does Black Quarterback fetch like a 2nd and 3rd and a offensive tackle?

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Phyein: Jun 19, 2009; ~Sucka Tried To Play Me
But You Never Paid Me, Never, Oh No You Didn't~
~Pay Back Is A Comin, You Will Be Runnin Forever~

Goetta posted:

Because he sucks poo poo

When has that ever stopped a true homer

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bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

4 RING SHRIMP posted:

It doesn't matter what you do

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BUG JUG: Feb 17, 2005

General Dog posted:

Would you fulfill the Rooney rule requirement?

Does the NFL have rules about exactly what qualifies as minority coach?

i have a phd that is a minority in the nfl

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Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

Was that little kid dropping an empty water bottle on the field?

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sean10mm: Jun 29, 2005; It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Magicpants posted:

so Jimmy Garofalo is worth like 2 1sts, does Black Quarterback fetch like a 2nd and 3rd and a offensive tackle?

3/5th of the points on the draft value chart :heritage:

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Mystic Stylez: Dec 19, 2009

Brock Osweiller: bad since 4 years old

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Madcosby: Mar 4, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

Nothings changed brock

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CharlestheHammer: Jun 26, 2011; YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

I did that two Brock, I did that too.

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pangstrom: Jan 25, 2003; Wedge Regret

Oh man I thought Osweiler was dead there

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Dramatika: Aug 1, 2002; THE BANK IS OPEN

miller what the gently caress was that

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Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

Has a trade ever happened in the middle of a game before? The Texans should trade for Jacoby Brissey.

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PrinceRandom: Feb 26, 2013

miller you're a rb you don't slide that's for qbs.

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Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

Lamar Miller being tackled by actual ghosts

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Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

Brock ran the wrong way as a child in sport?

Telling.

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dirty shrimp money: Jan 8, 2001

Magicpants posted:

so Jimmy Garofalo is worth like 2 1sts, does Black Quarterback fetch like a 2nd and 3rd and a offensive tackle?

Three 5ths

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Dragongem: Nov 9, 2009; Heroes of the Storm
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Mystic Stylez posted:

Brock Osweiller: bad since 4 years old

Also tall

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Tom Sellout: May 27, 2011; $240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.

Go deep, drat it

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Spring Break My Heart: Feb 15, 2012

who was the dolphins guy who said miller falls without contac a lot. because he just did again

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pangstrom: Jan 25, 2003; Wedge Regret

I wonder if there is a video of a 4 year old Sanchez just running right into a parked car

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Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

Korranus posted:

Three 5ths

That's a fair compromise.

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CharlestheHammer: Jun 26, 2011; YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

The Kraken posted:

Go deep, drat it

I don't think Brock can control his arms.

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Madcosby: Mar 4, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

Next, CBS is going to show an adorable video of a younger Brock Osweiller throwing a football into 3 defenders

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bondster: May 6, 2007

Korranus posted:

Three 5ths

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General Dog: Apr 26, 2008; Everybody's working for the weekend

Magicpants posted:

so Jimmy Garofalo is worth like 2 1sts, does Black Quarterback fetch like a 2nd and 3rd and a offensive tackle?

Depends on the current athleticism - poise exchange rate

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Phobeste: Apr 9, 2006; never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man

Hm texans getting it going here, time for *spins wheel* a terrible fumble

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Dragongem: Nov 9, 2009; Heroes of the Storm
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The Kraken posted:

Go deep, drat it

Nah I like this, Pats giving the middle

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let it mellow: Jun 1, 2000; Dinosaur Gum

every one of those catches was Hopkins being ridiculous and throws being somewhere I think

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PrinceRandom: Feb 26, 2013

can we get to the 50 yard line? That's worth like 1 point right?

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Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

pangstrom posted:

I wonder if there is a video of a 4 year old Sanchez just running right into a parked car

This but I'd like to imagine that the car is moving away at 3 miles per hour and he has to work at it a little.

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Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Don't let them score before halftime.

Thank You in advance

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CharlestheHammer: Jun 26, 2011; YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

This is Checkdown:the Game.

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Phyein: Jun 19, 2009; ~Sucka Tried To Play Me
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Don't let them score before halftime.

Thank You in advance

Np, i wont

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