TNF Week 3 - The worst 2-0 team in history faces off with the Patriots

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Most Handsome?
	Tom Brady
	Jimmy G
	Brock Osweiler
	Jacoby Brissett
	Tom Savage

dirty shrimp money: Jan 8, 2001

WampaLord posted:

They did.

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midwat: May 6, 2007

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

What the gently caress did Kevin James ever do to convince people he was funny?

Was fat

# ? Sep 23, 2016 02:46

Phyein: Jun 19, 2009; ~Sucka Tried To Play Me
But You Never Paid Me, Never, Oh No You Didn't~
~Pay Back Is A Comin, You Will Be Runnin Forever~

INSPECTAH DECK posted:

flacco

Eh he said super good not elite

# ? Sep 23, 2016 02:46

let it mellow: Jun 1, 2000; Dinosaur Gum

Magicpants posted:

man texans are now in great field position for a really good punt

lol holy poo poo

# ? Sep 23, 2016 02:47

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

Magicpants posted:

man texans are now in great field position for a really good punt

Pretty decent effort, good job punter.

# ? Sep 23, 2016 02:46

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

The Texans are butt sniffers

# ? Sep 23, 2016 02:47

pangstrom: Jan 25, 2003; Wedge Regret

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

What the gently caress did Kevin James ever do to convince people he was funny?

He was associated with shows and movies that made money somehow.

# ? Sep 23, 2016 02:46

General Dog: Apr 26, 2008; Everybody's working for the weekend

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

What the gently caress did Kevin James ever do to convince people he was funny?

Fat

# ? Sep 23, 2016 02:47

Pron on VHS: Nov 14, 2005; Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling

I love all combos of cheese meat and bread

# ? Sep 23, 2016 02:47

Madcosby: Mar 4, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

Korranus posted:

every time a pepperoni or gooey cheese fell into its own mouth I would almost puke

what a great character

# ? Sep 23, 2016 02:47

Barudak: May 7, 2007

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

What the gently caress did Kevin James ever do to convince people he was funny?

His standup specials are ok, he fat.

# ? Sep 23, 2016 02:47

wasianchickn: Sep 4, 2006; welp

always punt, otherwise you might accidentally score points

# ? Sep 23, 2016 02:47

Phobeste: Apr 9, 2006; never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man

James White Is Elusive

# ? Sep 23, 2016 02:47

dirty shrimp money: Jan 8, 2001

76-0 when leading at halftime at home

between this and my tv reception being as lovely as the texans offense I think I'm trying to be told something

# ? Sep 23, 2016 02:47

sean10mm: Jun 29, 2005; It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Hahaha nice tackles assholes

# ? Sep 23, 2016 02:48

WampaLord: Jan 14, 2010

Houston takes a timeout?!?

# ? Sep 23, 2016 02:47

King Hong Kong: Nov 6, 2009; For we'll fight with a vim
that is dead sure to win.

Imagine blowing this game of all games to the Patriots.

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7 RING SHRIMP: Oct 3, 2012

JJ WATT BUM BITCH

# ? Sep 23, 2016 02:47

Magnetic North: Dec 15, 2008; Beware the Forest's Mushrooms

Wait, why is Houston calling the time out here? Why not make the Pats do it?

# ? Sep 23, 2016 02:47

bondster: May 6, 2007

Alright gently caress this game

gently caress this front office

Hopkins get the gently caress outta Houston while you still can buddy.

Peace.

# ? Sep 23, 2016 02:48

The Puppy Bowl: Jan 31, 2013; A dog, in the house.

*woof*

midwat posted:

Was fat

Yeah. It's pretty good stuff.

# ? Sep 23, 2016 02:48

Genocide Tendency: Dec 24, 2009; I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.

Its like whack a mole. Only you give up 8 yards..

# ? Sep 23, 2016 02:48

Pancakes by Mail: Oct 21, 2010; Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Goaltender Carey Price was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover ice.

What kind of baby punts on 4th&2 down by 10 with 90 seconds left in the half at midfield

# ? Sep 23, 2016 02:48

That Which Squeaks: Aug 28, 2006; "Good. Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you."
-Bill Belichick

Love that time management

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ComposerGuy: Jul 28, 2007; Conspicuous Absinthe

I am 33 years old and will die before a Houston football team plays in a Superbowl.

Not win. Play.

# ? Sep 23, 2016 02:48

Phyein: Jun 19, 2009; ~Sucka Tried To Play Me
But You Never Paid Me, Never, Oh No You Didn't~
~Pay Back Is A Comin, You Will Be Runnin Forever~

Haha. Flacco. Elite.

Get it

This is the level of humor th8s game deserves

# ? Sep 23, 2016 02:48

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

Korranus posted:

76-0 when leading at halftime at home

between this and my tv reception being as lovely as the texans offense I think I'm trying to be told something

stay up and watch the whole game so you can tell your kids you saw the streak end?

# ? Sep 23, 2016 02:48

marioinblack: Sep 21, 2007; Number 1 Bullshit

My client Brock Osweiler will be the 1 in 76-1.

# ? Sep 23, 2016 02:48

nooneofconsequence: Oct 30, 2012; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

lol Houston calling TOs like they're getting the ball back to score

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incompetent: Jun 4, 2013

HERE LIES BROCK, HE NEVER SCORED

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7 RING SHRIMP: Oct 3, 2012

ComposerGuy posted:

I am 33 years old and will die before a Houston football team plays in a Superbowl.

Not win. Play.

Uhhh no poo poo 😭😭😭

# ? Sep 23, 2016 02:49

Phobeste: Apr 9, 2006; never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man

Do you think Belichick is just a Dom and all his ex coaches are his subs and all of the nfl is just a way for them to get their humiliation play going

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Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Why are the Texans taking timeouts?

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Barudak: May 7, 2007

This is kind of embarrassing.

# ? Sep 23, 2016 02:49

Dramatika: Aug 1, 2002; THE BANK IS OPEN

why the gently caress are the texans calling the timeouts

# ? Sep 23, 2016 02:49

General Dog: Apr 26, 2008; Everybody's working for the weekend

Korranus posted:

Nowadays he'd just he cgi :rolleyes:

# ? Sep 23, 2016 02:49

Timmy Age 6: Jul 23, 2011; Lobster says "mrow?"; Ramrod XTreme

I enjoy Julian Edelman as a football player.

# ? Sep 23, 2016 02:49

WampaLord: Jan 14, 2010

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Why are the Texans taking timeouts?

I have no loving clue!!

# ? Sep 23, 2016 02:50

Phyein: Jun 19, 2009; ~Sucka Tried To Play Me
But You Never Paid Me, Never, Oh No You Didn't~
~Pay Back Is A Comin, You Will Be Runnin Forever~

This is the irritable bowel syndrome of football games

# ? Sep 23, 2016 02:49

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sean10mm: Jun 29, 2005; It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Why are the Texans taking timeouts?

Bizarre

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