TNF Week 3 - The worst 2-0 team in history faces off with the Patriots

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Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Hahahaha, need another few shots at it? Sure, why not.

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Tom Sellout: May 27, 2011; $240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.

Reminder that the Nears traded Bennett for a fourth rounder

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FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

bennett grabs him by the head and pulls him down

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Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

That was the most clownshoes DPI I have ever seen

# ? Sep 23, 2016 03:23

Democrazy: Oct 16, 2008; If you're not willing to lick the boot, then really why are you in politics lol? Everything is a cycle of just getting stomped on so why do you want to lose to it over and over, just submit like me, I'm very intelligent.

Marcellus Bennett's heroics will never be reflected in the box score, bless him.

# ? Sep 23, 2016 03:23

Roargasm: Oct 21, 2010; Hate to sound sleazy
But tease me
I don't want it if it's that easy

ATTA GRONK

# ? Sep 23, 2016 03:23

nooneofconsequence: Oct 30, 2012; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Codependent Poster posted:

That's another bad call.

lol no

# ? Sep 23, 2016 03:23

The Puppy Bowl: Jan 31, 2013; A dog, in the house.

*woof*

The first one was OPI, that one was offsetting. gently caress the Refs.

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Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Welp.

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barnold: Dec 16, 2011; what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

haha has Houston snapped a play in New England territory yet?

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Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Can Intruder just toxx ban me already? I don't want to participate in a season where all the evil teams are undefeated.

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Santheb: Jul 13, 2005

Give em another three downs, they'll have to get it in!

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Phobeste: Apr 9, 2006; never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man

That looks short

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Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Turdsdown Tom posted:

haha has Houston snapped a play in New England territory yet?

nope

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Barudak: May 7, 2007

Oh goddamit we may have to run more.

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Madcosby: Mar 4, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

game over

i mean, its been over since the 1st quarter, but i cant imagine the texans ever getting the ball back the way theyve been playing

not even when the ball is punted to them

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FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

like they just isolate up top, then have bennett initiate contact and throw his hands in the air/commit OPI

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wasianchickn: Sep 4, 2006; welp

it was game already, so i guess that's double game

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Chromatic: Jan 21, 2005; You guys ready to hear a satanic song?

http://i.imgur.com/RUFNs6j.gifv

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sean10mm: Jun 29, 2005; It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

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Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/superduperkewl/status/779143553054375936

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Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Barudak posted:

Oh goddamit we may have to run more.

I'm kinda hoping for this.

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dirty shrimp money: Jan 8, 2001

Turdsdown Tom posted:

haha has Houston snapped a play in New England territory yet?

This half Houston hasn't snapped a play full stop

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Barudak: May 7, 2007

Madcosby posted:

game over

i mean, its been over since the 1st quarter, but i cant imagine the texans ever getting the ball back the way theyve been playing

not even when the ball is punted to them

Literally an unending string of DPI calls until the game ends.

# ? Sep 23, 2016 03:24

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

this is a very bad game and lol 4-0 patriots on third string qb

brady system qb confirmed

# ? Sep 23, 2016 03:24

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

Turdsdown Tom posted:

haha has Houston snapped a play in New England territory yet?

no and they never will

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WampaLord: Jan 14, 2010

Buttchin is mad

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shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODqj9Mq39FM

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barnold: Dec 16, 2011; what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

Korranus posted:

This half Houston hasn't snapped a play full stop

hahahahAAHAHAHAHAHHA

# ? Sep 23, 2016 03:24

Kanish: Jun 17, 2004

Does Bill O'Brian get moved to the top of the hot seat yet?

# ? Sep 23, 2016 03:24

Genocide Tendency: Dec 24, 2009; I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.

Turdsdown Tom posted:

haha has Houston snapped a play in New England territory yet?

Nope. And hasn't had an offensive snap in this half either.

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AndrewP: Apr 21, 2010

Houston are really Oriolesing up the joint ( :smith:

)

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Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Phobeste posted:

That looks short

That's a td.

# ? Sep 23, 2016 03:25

wasianchickn: Sep 4, 2006; welp

Turdsdown Tom posted:

haha has Houston snapped a play in New England territory yet?

they snapped it once on the 50 yard line :smith:

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pubic works project: Jan 28, 2005; No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

nooneofconsequence posted:

lol no

Yes it is. Bennett grabbed the defender by the helmet/face mask.

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Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

The Kraken posted:

Reminder that the Nears traded Bennett for a fourth rounder

I think he said the sherrif's near.

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Tom Sellout: May 27, 2011; $240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.

Houston has been unbelievably out coached this game in every single regard

Season is over fucko's

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ComposerGuy: Jul 28, 2007; Conspicuous Absinthe

If we try to run the kickoff out of the end zone the NFL should actually contract this stupid as poo poo team.

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The Puppy Bowl: Jan 31, 2013; A dog, in the house.

*woof*

How the hell does that series happen? How does a ref convince themself that the Patriots needed the help?

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incompetent: Jun 4, 2013

They're only down 20 points.

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