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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > TNF Week 3 - The worst 2-0 team in history faces off with the Patriots
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Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you
lol, wow

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Two Kings
Nov 1, 2004

Get the scientists working on the tube technology, immediately.
Embarrassing.

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Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
good i want to see what shitshow OBrien puts out on offense here

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Democrazy
Oct 16, 2008

If you're not willing to lick the boot, then really why are you in politics lol? Everything is a cycle of just getting stomped on so why do you want to lose to it over and over, just submit like me, I'm very intelligent.
That TD celebration owned hard

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sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World
 Ahem.

AHAHAHAHA

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LorneReams
Jun 27, 2003
I'm bizarre
Like its 100% a run, but gently caress it let him run loose

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General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

loquacius posted:

this but unironically

like, if my firstborn was being pulled out of the womb tonight I'd ask to put the game on in the delivery room

(but I wouldn't have to because my wife would ask for it first)

I'd be afraid the nurses would catch the fumble bug

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computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP
:fork:

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Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!

Barudak posted:

As a resident of Chicago, please no. No. No. No no no no no no.

As a resident of Chicago, deal with it :getin:

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The Little Kielbasa
Mar 29, 2001

and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.
Good thing the Steelers cut that guy.

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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Kalli posted:

Welp

Sorry Texans, I still like you, but this was... bad.

:sever:

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The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

 i feel like theres a correlation between lovely-to-watch Patriots games and LeGarrette Blount scoring a long TD

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Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man
Edelman got away with a blatant facemask there because even the refs no longer care

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barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
i cannot fuckin believe it's 27-0 right now

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nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

incompetent posted:

They're only down 27 points.

And they still have a timeout

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YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

 This game is so good.

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ComposerGuy
Jul 28, 2007

Conspicuous Absinthe

Posture Pal posted:

Aaaaaaand that's ballgame

You are about three quarters too late with this.

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
 Aw man, I was at least hoping someone would go out of kicker eliminator in a funny way.

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Why isn't there a mercy rule in football

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wasianchickn
Sep 4, 2006

welp
please stop

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Petey
Nov 26, 2005

For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?

Phobeste posted:

I can think of no greater gift for a child than to be birthed into the Light and the Glory of the New England Patriots
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The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
All this time I'd thought the Houston Texans was comprised of human people but they were always just poo poo. Weird.

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Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib
So has Clowney done anything tonight? I only started watching in the last couple minutes

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Power of Pecota
Aug 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

Grittybeard posted:

Aw man, I was at least hoping someone would go out of kicker eliminator in a funny way.

Rude.

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DrunkPanda
Apr 24, 2005
I am trolling you, CineD

28 Days Later is actually a great movie

fuck starcraft

 Hahaha. The Texans made Blount look fast :stonk:

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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Put in Edelman at QB for garbage time fun

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incompetent
Jun 4, 2013

 This just makes the Texans comeback more exciting.

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Brannock posted:

So has Clowney done anything tonight? I only started watching in the last couple minutes

Nobody on the defense has done anything tonight

Or the offense for that matter

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

The Little Kielbasa posted:

Good thing the Steelers cut that guy.

He was literally trying to injure the offensive coordinator. Which is hilarious I admit, but you kinda have to get rid of him after that.

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Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
this game

http://i.imgur.com/U4Neg2C.gifv

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CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Quest For Glory II posted:

i feel like theres a correlation between lovely-to-watch Patriots games and LeGarrette Blount scoring a long TD

It's usually against the colts, so right division a at least.

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smokyprogg
Apr 9, 2008

BROKEN DOWN!
MISSION FAILED

Quest For Glory II posted:

i feel like theres a correlation between lovely-to-watch Patriots games and LeGarrette Blount scoring a long TD

This is absolutely accurate.

Wanna see that sweet pic with the minutemen, though

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YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Brannock posted:

So has Clowney done anything tonight? I only started watching in the last couple minutes

Nobody on the Texans has done anything.

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The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

LorneReams posted:

To make the commercial right, all they had to do was bleep out the cheering.

How was this not a contingency plan for a commercial where a Texas team was anything but flaming garbage?

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Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


 I want to make some funny remark here. But honestly that was just sad to watch..



Even Waldorf is disappointed:
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barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Put in Edelman at QB for garbage time fun

god please yes

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WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

 Hello, 911?

I'm watching a mass murder in progress.

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Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK
How are we supposed to come back to this sport after this?

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sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Quest For Glory II posted:

i feel like theres a correlation between lovely-to-watch Patriots games and LeGarrette Blount scoring a long TD

That's like 3 games vs the Colts alone.

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Dramatika
Aug 1, 2002

THE BANK IS OPEN
 why do i have season tickets for this terrible loving team

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