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edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi posted:

Was this at Burning Man or something? I'll bet no one even recognized him if so

It's the new Mad Max.

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Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi posted:

Was this at Burning Man or something? I'll bet no one even recognized him if so

it is, and you know someone is famous or the cops if they're on a segway

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.
Ronaldo was my favorite player growing up and i used to go to his official website every day because when you opened the front page the theme from the good, the bad and the ugly would play, and id never watched the movie but that poo poo got me pumped up like crazy every time. anyway thats my Ronaldo story

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Mean Bean Machine posted:

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WEBSITE INTO THE BROWSER. ITS RONALDO'S WEBSITE AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RONALDO. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME DEFENDERS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE WORLD'S MOST DANGEROUS FAVELA. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN TRP AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN TRP CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

Whoa.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0a5KFUfKr4o

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
https://twitter.com/bbcsporf/status/778341450169872389

PirateBob
Jun 14, 2003
Love that one :newlol:

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

Ask me about Game Pass: the Best Deal in Gaming!
Balo is back
https://streamable.com/cw8p

Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side
Rashford's goal against Northampton

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoreGyZ4WAc

and a picture



lol

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2016/09/22/man-utd-manager-jose-mourinho-hits-out-at-einsteins-who-try-to-d/

quote:

“We had a bad week,” Mourinho admitted. “I know that the world is full of Einsteins, I know that they tried to delete 16 years of my career, they tried to delete an unbelievable history of Manchester United Football Club and to focus on a bad week with three bad results. But that’s the new football, it’s full of Einsteins.”

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
The intern that runs Bayern's US Twitter with some 🔥

https://mobile.twitter.com/FCBayernUS/status/778747167729000448

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
Azerbaijan club says 23-yr-old Nigerian player is over 40

Sandwolf
Jan 23, 2007

i'll be harpo



"Some Nigerians have also defended Emenayo by saying that he could have passed through tough times which could have affected his looks."

Poor Joseph Minala!!

c0burn
Sep 2, 2003

The KKKing


lmao

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
Ah yes, distinguished pugilist Jose "Dirty Eye Poke" Mourinho.

It would be great to see Wenger, hell anyone, take a swing at the Special One.

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
wenger is a ripped and sinewy old man and mouinho is a puny fraud

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
lol these girls have bigger legs than Neymar

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Multi multi millionaire still driving round in a 458. Smh

Suqit
Apr 25, 2005

Stars Stripes Freedom Jozy
(Jozy not pictured here)

Bape Culture posted:

Multi multi millionaire still driving round in a 458. Smh

Ash you're the only person I know that would complain that a players car isn't egregious or flashy enough :newlol:

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


tbf if you own a supercar you should really go full retard

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


like imagine the mixed signal you send out being enough of an idiot baby to buy a ferrari but not to buy the best one

B.B. Rodriguez
Aug 8, 2005

Bender: "I was God once." God: "Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."


The sidebar article about the U-17 Nigerian national team is hilarious. 26 out of 60 players, including most of the first team, are overage and failed an MRI age test.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

Bape Culture posted:

Multi multi millionaire still driving round in a 458. Smh

He probably has multiple supercars, a5h.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

St Evan Echoes posted:

tbf if you own a supercar you should really go full retard

there's literally no amount of money you could walk into a Ferrari dealership with to buy, say, a LaFerrari. They get sold by invitation only to people who've owned several other Ferraris and they know that they'll treat them right, and there's no way they'll invite an idiot child footballer, in case they do this to it:



That's why footballers (and the various children of oil billionaires that are their only competition in the money vs. sense stakes) all buy Lambos and Buggatis and Audis. VAG will sell to anyone, the slappers.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

St Evan Echoes posted:

tbf if you own a supercar you should really go full retard

Probably explains why Messi doesn't seem to need one.

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

goddamnedtwisto posted:

there's literally no amount of money you could walk into a Ferrari dealership with to buy, say, a LaFerrari. They get sold by invitation only to people who've owned several other Ferraris and they know that they'll treat them right, and there's no way they'll invite an idiot child footballer, in case they do this to it:



That's why footballers (and the various children of oil billionaires that are their only competition in the money vs. sense stakes) all buy Lambos and Buggatis and Audis. VAG will sell to anyone, the slappers.

I can tell you for a fact that I know an owner who never cared for Ferraris but bought 5 lafs. The whole thing is posturing and it annoys me. Ferrari even do "questionable" paints and stuff in factory now. They just want the illusion of exclusivity and old money.

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90bkLu_bmfw

Woodenlung
Dec 10, 2013

Calculating Infinity

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


keep going i'm almost there

ayb
Sep 12, 2003
Kills Drifters for erections
Can you believe United let this guy go?

https://streamable.com/pysh

Huskalator
Mar 17, 2009

Proud fascist
anti-anti-fascist

Guy just got his whole family sent to a labor camp.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

PirateBob
Jun 14, 2003

ayb posted:

Can you believe United let this guy go?

https://streamable.com/pysh

I still regret it. Bebe is king.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
Vardy correctly calling Mike Dean a bald oval office

https://streamable.com/vt16

PlantHead
Jan 2, 2004

TheBigAristotle posted:

Vardy correctly calling Mike Dean a bald oval office

https://streamable.com/vt16

He is right but that should still be a red card.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/PointlessPastelFairybluebird-mobile.mp4

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
lmao

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

How.

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Pand
Apr 1, 2011

Jogi Maldito


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