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Sep 22, 2016 03:37
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USSAr posted:google is how
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Sep 22, 2016 03:56
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fail repeatedly over and over again? me too, me too
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Sep 22, 2016 05:22
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Here is where Allo became frustrating for me. Asking an assistant to search movie showtimes tonight should load a list of movies and corresponding showtimes. Instead, Googles assistant shows a list of movies without showtimes; only after tapping on a film can you ask for times. Sometimes that doesnt even work. Asking for showtimes for the movie Snowden loaded movies playing at a movie theater called UA Snowden Square Stadium 14. Not helpful unless, of course, you live in Columbia, Md. Allo also tries to guess what your written response might be to certain types of phrases, questions or photos. With photos, the app occasionally identifies whats inside the photo to generate a suggested reaction. So when you receive a photo of a dog, Allo loads responses like adorable. This feature ran into several problems. When I sent a picture to a friend of my cat sitting inside my car, Allo suggested this response to the friend: What a cute car! (Sorry, Allo, but my Prius is the opposite of cute.) When I sent photos of my dog to the same friend, Allos assistant correctly identified the breed, a Pembroke Welsh corgi. It suggested the reaction Nice pembroke welsh corgi. Impressive, but if someone said that to me in real life, I would add that person to my list of suspected Cylons.
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Sep 22, 2016 08:54
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ahmeni posted:When I sent photos of my dog to the same friend, Allos assistant correctly identified the breed, a Pembroke Welsh corgi. It suggested the reaction Nice pembroke welsh corgi. Impressive, but if someone said that to me in real life, I would add that person to my list of suspected Cylons. req: the fyad flag with the terminator and "i'm the..."
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Sep 22, 2016 11:57
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trying to computationally automate conversation is so google. eventually your phone will automatically talk to other phones without any human involvement
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Sep 22, 2016 15:06
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Nice ＣＴＨＵＬＨＵ Ａ Ａ
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Sep 22, 2016 15:11
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The Management posted:trying to computationally automate conversation is so google. eventually your phone will automatically talk to other phones without any human involvement i liked that part pf "her"
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Sep 22, 2016 15:58
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Progressive JPEG posted:whats the i short for anyway its u
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Sep 22, 2016 15:58
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The Management posted:trying to computationally automate conversation is so google. eventually your phone will automatically talk to other phones without any human involvement you can already configure inbox to do this with email i think i know it has the suggested replies and i thought i read something about a way to automate using them but that couldve been a fever dream
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Sep 22, 2016 16:18
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assistant sounds like something that was solved with siri/ok google/etc years ago which have the convenient ability to use your voice instead of typing it out
USSAr fucked around with this message at 17:19 on Sep 22, 2016 |
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Sep 22, 2016 17:13
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google assistant would make more sense if it wasn't confined to one lovely chat app maybe they could add it to their good client instead
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Sep 22, 2016 17:15
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rapeface posted:how is Allo somehow worse than the new iMessage how were you able to determine it's worse when there's nobody using it to test with
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Sep 22, 2016 17:24
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also,ahmeni posted:Nice pembroke welsh corgi. It's me/mods
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Sep 22, 2016 17:29
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atomicthumbs posted:how were you able to determine it's worse when there's nobody using it to test with taht's at least part of why it's worse
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Sep 22, 2016 18:55
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i got a sms from someone using allo because it apparently told them i was using allo too (i was not). instead it just gave me a sms link and told me the message was from "joe". good thing first names are unique and there is no more than one joe in the universe.
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Sep 22, 2016 19:27
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yo joe they've done it google has managed to gently caress up yo
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Sep 22, 2016 19:34
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Zamujasa posted:i got a sms from someone using allo because it apparently told them i was using allo too (i was not). instead it just gave me a sms link and told me the message was from "joe". quote:Hey Joe, where you goin' with that gun of yours? I was going to change the lyrics but this seemed equally appropriate to a system that just sends the message to every Joe using it.
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Sep 22, 2016 19:53
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ahmeni posted:Here is where Allo became frustrating for me. Asking an assistant to search movie showtimes tonight should load a list of movies and corresponding showtimes. Instead, Googles assistant shows a list of movies without showtimes; only after tapping on a film can you ask for times. cant wait to see screenshots of it saying terrible things about the holocaust and such. it has much to learn from taytweets poty fucked around with this message at 20:17 on Sep 22, 2016 |
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Sep 22, 2016 20:12
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Endless Mike posted:google assistant would make more sense if it wasn't confined to one lovely chat app which one would that be?
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Sep 22, 2016 20:29
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accepted a job offer today, i'll be gargling teh google starting in january 
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Sep 23, 2016 01:42
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condolences
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Sep 23, 2016 02:03
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creationist believer posted:internet Mac Pod Phone Message Apple Apple Watch Edition Edition
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Sep 23, 2016 02:04
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Series DD Funding posted:accepted a job offer today, i'll be gargling teh google starting in january hope they say allo to your continued employment and don't leave you to hangout
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Sep 23, 2016 02:25
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Series DD Funding posted:accepted a job offer today, i'll be gargling teh google starting in january here's to hoping you get one of the good jobs and aren't a data janitor who stays long enough to vest their stock and get a line on their resume
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Sep 23, 2016 02:32
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Series DD Funding posted:accepted a job offer today, i'll be gargling teh google starting in january
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Sep 23, 2016 06:18
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working at goog is good, imo. the pay / bennies are fully sick. I'm making 1.5-2x total comp compared to what I'd get elsewhere and the infrastructure / codebase is probably the best in the world. only thing that would make me quit is if I had to move to the west coast.
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Sep 23, 2016 13:21
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plus, there's the ballpit
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Sep 23, 2016 13:53
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long past time we had a googler gang-tag + official googler safe space thread where you're not allowed to say mean things about inbox, imo
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Sep 23, 2016 14:01
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if you do that you should form committees to determine who are and are not good posters
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Sep 23, 2016 14:49
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dazjw posted:long past time we had a googler gang-tag + official googler safe space thread where you're not allowed to say mean things about inbox, imo inbox owns
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Sep 23, 2016 14:51
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dazjw posted:long past time we had a googler gang-tag + official googler safe space thread where you're not allowed to say mean things about inbox, imo not before you make a unified inbox
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Sep 23, 2016 16:01
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dazjw posted:long past time we had a googler gang-tag + official googler safe space thread where you're not allowed to say mean things about inbox, imo okay but if google kills inbox all of you get banned.
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Sep 23, 2016 16:24
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Series DD Funding posted:accepted a job offer today, i'll be gargling teh google starting in january whats the most interesting question they asked in the interviews
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Sep 23, 2016 17:05
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poty posted:whats the most interesting question they asked in the interviews
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Sep 23, 2016 17:08
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tell me your true feelings about the mission district
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Sep 23, 2016 17:09
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Cocoa Crispies posted:not before you make a unified inbox love to but it turns out that your mom has prior art for getting many things from different sources in one box
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Sep 23, 2016 17:15
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i like inbox
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Sep 23, 2016 17:16
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poty posted:whats the most interesting question they asked in the interviews
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Sep 23, 2016 17:17
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Endless Mike posted:i like inbox fine let's make it a thread where we all pretend we have heard of and use Spaces
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Sep 23, 2016 17:18
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