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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Ryan Bundy doesn’t talk out both sides of his mouth; I’ll give him that.

Platystemon has issued a correction as of 08:24 on Sep 23, 2016

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Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

How the hell does this dude eat?

Skellybones
May 31, 2011




Fun Shoe
He's got Anime Sideface!

Pingiivi
Mar 26, 2010

Straight into the iris!
B^U

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


quote:

After ten minutes, Jason Patrick came over and kneeled by the driver’s side door. On his belt was a solid metal badge that read, “Second Amendment Right to Bear Arms: Gun Permit U.S.A.,” which he said was a Christmas present.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

quote:

Badges, patches, and pocket constitutions were standard issue, as were open weapons. The presence of a handgun strapped to a thigh, an Uzi dangling over the shoulder, an antique revolver holstered on the hips was surreal but did not feel menacing. Many militants were friendly and eager to talk, others were wary, but nearly everyone was polite. We dutifully mentioned we were reporters for The Raw Story, which was met by genuine curiosity or comments such as, “I may not agree with you, but I support freedom of the press so please be honest.”

"I support freedom of the press so please be honest" the unhinged heavily-armed man said

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

quote:

At the end of the road was a mess hall outfitted with an upside-down American flag. Nearly a dozen militants were out back chatting, gathered around a small wood fire. A few feet away others dug through a box of mail, throwing items, mainly sex toys, into an oil drum fire. One held up a large white cardboard cutout of a cock and balls, saying of the flag and eagle drawing on it, “At least it’s patriotic,” before feeding it to the flames. Another militiaman walked by with a black butt plug adorned with googly eyes, saying, “I didn’t even know what this was before someone told me,” as he sacrificed it. We were handed a fake plastic turd as a memento.

The mood started to curdle. “Mama Bear,” one of at least a half-dozen women present, repeatedly warned she didn’t want any reporting “to put us in danger.” She specifically asked us not to mention the barrel of flaming dildos. It is unclear how knowledge of that would put them at risk for anything more than internet ridicule.

Geostomp
Oct 22, 2008

Unite: MASH!!
~They've got the bad guys on the run!~

Jumpingmanjim posted:

The defence portion of this trial will be a total shitshow.

You say that as if it could have ever been anything else.

Shakenbaker
Nov 14, 2005



Grimey Drawer
Came across this article on Deborah Jordan on JJ's twitter. She's Pete Santilli's assistant/girlfriend. Nothing too exciting or amazing in it, but this line caught my eye:

quote:

Jordan met Santilli, 51, in 2011 through the online virtual world Second Life, where Jordan was publicizing her career as a singer in the Cincinnati rock band White Star.

the onion wizard
Apr 14, 2004

ZeusCannon posted:

You know I have looked high and low for that video recently and cannot find it. Does anyone have a link to it? Guy with glasses and a disturbing turtleneck rambling about docks/docs is all I remember

I think this is the one you're after:

"YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JbYDz_So1E

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

Skellybones posted:

He's got Anime Sideface!

I think it is sadder than that, sorry.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWvNrMq5OAg

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

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Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
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bellows lugosi
Aug 9, 2003

Bummer there's no trial today, but there is an open carry protest in Salem with some of the same faces that have been hanging out in front of the federal courthouse in Portland

https://twitter.com/itsmikebivins/status/779350240310591488

https://twitter.com/itsmikebivins/status/779369060018511872

https://twitter.com/itsmikebivins/status/779371117441978368

Dr. Fraiser Chain
May 18, 2004

Redlining my shit posting machine


Turns out of you want to stop an uprising of right wing nuts you don't have to ban guns, just rascals. Government mandated devices in their manufacture where upon they cease to work in the event of a refuge takeover

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010


I'm the word "SAMURAI" sewn into his dumb tactical cosplay outfit

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
that one dude is trench coat mafia as gently caress

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

Okay well admittedly, the trigger discipline on those photos is a lot better than I anticipated.

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

Goodpancakes posted:

Turns out of you want to stop an uprising of right wing nuts you don't have to ban guns, just rascals. Government mandated devices in their manufacture where upon they cease to work in the event of a refuge takeover

i wonder if the fbi has an elective sniper course on how to take out scooter batteries

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

https://twitter.com/itsmikebivins/status/779358949355065344

:psyduck:

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Oh wait Oregon probably has reasonable rules for transgender people in its schools right? I assume that equates to a "all boys must wear panties and take estrogen" rule in her mind or something.


(Admittedly the only thing I know about Oregon's public schools comes from a friend who lived in Portland and their highschool health class taught them that safe sex is a great natural way to relieve stress and you shouldn't be ashamed of that fact which just seems like a bizarre alternate reality from my viewpoint, having been through Florida's "abstinence only, if you've had sex you are DIRTY and NOBODY WILL LOVE YOU" health class :v:)

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
public schools turn you gay son

bellows lugosi
Aug 9, 2003

Parallel Paraplegic posted:

I'm the word "SAMURAI" sewn into his dumb tactical cosplay outfit

I've seen that guy in Portland before. He taps his finger to his earpiece constantly as if someone's actually talking to him.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

ansel autisms posted:

I've seen that guy in Portland before. He taps his finger to his earpiece constantly as if someone's actually talking to him.

God? Jesus? Illuminati? Commander of the 3% Mole Labe?

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

ansel autisms posted:

Bummer there's no trial today, but there is an open carry protest in Salem with some of the same faces that have been hanging out in front of the federal courthouse in Portland

https://twitter.com/itsmikebivins/status/779350240310591488

https://twitter.com/itsmikebivins/status/779369060018511872

https://twitter.com/itsmikebivins/status/779371117441978368

Good lord this country.

I've been meaning to go visit family in Salem again, might be fun to see these idiots first hand.

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Is it really an open carry protest if you're carrying openly in a place where that isn't illegal?

Reminds me of when a bunch of open carry people went to an Obama speech. They stood in the Designated Gun Fondling Zone just like the Secret Service agents told them to, for freedom.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

ansel autisms posted:

Bummer there's no trial today, but there is an open carry protest in Salem with some of the same faces that have been hanging out in front of the federal courthouse in Portland

https://twitter.com/itsmikebivins/status/779350240310591488

https://twitter.com/itsmikebivins/status/779369060018511872

https://twitter.com/itsmikebivins/status/779371117441978368



Dad gay, so what's militant cousin

Peztopiary
Mar 16, 2009

by exmarx
I hope his aim is extremely good, because there is no way he's catching up with anything. Maybe if he fell down a hill.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


i'm the badass guy with twig-like forearms

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

I cannot think of a better argument for gun control than these morons though

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Yinlock posted:

i'm the badass guy with twig-like forearms

I guarantee you the writing on his arm is one of either the second amendment, a quote from the declaration of independence or the preamble to the constitution

SocketWrench
Jul 8, 2012

by Fritz the Horse

Yinlock posted:

fake plastic turd

Describes this "revolution" to a t

ansel autisms posted:

Bummer there's no trial today, but there is an open carry protest in Salem with some of the same faces that have been hanging out in front of the federal courthouse in Portland

https://twitter.com/itsmikebivins/status/779350240310591488

https://twitter.com/itsmikebivins/status/779369060018511872

https://twitter.com/itsmikebivins/status/779371117441978368

Man, these people make actual decent gun owners look like idiots when they do this dumb poo poo.

SocketWrench has issued a correction as of 23:31 on Sep 23, 2016

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

ansel autisms posted:

I've seen that guy in Portland before. He taps his finger to his earpiece constantly as if someone's actually talking to him.

holy poo poo I've seen this guy doing this exact same thing only he was alone on the MAX, I thought he was on a bluetooth phone or something.

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
here in texas they legalized gun carriage in the capital ages ago but you have to go through security and show them your license and theres a metal detector, all of which is illegal on college campuses

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

holy poo poo I've seen this guy doing this exact same thing only he was alone on the MAX, I thought he was on a bluetooth phone or something.

mentally ill and he loves guns, wow what a combo

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

holy poo poo I've seen this guy doing this exact same thing only he was alone on the MAX, I thought he was on a bluetooth phone or something.

i am so loving that "lonely military cosplay guy" is apparently A Thing

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

Eonwe posted:

mentally ill and he loves guns, wow what a combo

My clinical supervisor has suggested giving mentally ill people Bluetooth headsets to reduce stigma of talking to yourself. I told him it will just increase stigma of headsets.

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

WrenP-Complete posted:

My clinical supervisor has suggested giving mentally ill people Bluetooth headsets to reduce stigma of talking to yourself. I told him it will just increase stigma of headsets.

That's a good thing though.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

WrenP-Complete posted:

it will just increase stigma of headsets.

Literally impossible.

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Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Parallel Paraplegic posted:

i am so loving that "lonely military cosplay guy" is apparently A Thing

he was only wearing the gloves and a different set of black tacti-lol pants, I only recognized him because of his facial hair/sunglasses. glad to see he's got time to check in with HQ even out and about though.

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