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Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

quote:

"He has ADHD and intermediate explosive disorder. When he gets mad, he's mad," said his mum.
He's a real life Hulk. :stare:

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syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

mind the walrus posted:

Aw he's gonna die in his 30s-40s isn't he? :smith:

I hope he's drinking at young Andre levels at least. That might slow down the growth or at least make it fun.

quote:

"He has ADHD and intermediate explosive disorder. When he gets mad, he's mad," said his mum.


preview edit: do not give this lad alcohol unless he is surrounded by beefy roid head wrasslers he can use as toys

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬
*Misreads IKEA instructions and screws up assembly, throws entire armoire out the window in a rage. *

*dog barks *

Placid Marmot
Apr 28, 2013





Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Solice Kirsk posted:

Ghost Rider was the only comics I ever liked, but even that won't be enough to wash the 30 minutes of the Nicholas Cage Ghost Rider movie I watched. I never really liked comic book movies to begin with, but that one solidified my position of never paying to see one ever. Like ever. Like ever ever ever.

















Deadpool was OK I guess.

I really liked the comics as well but the only reason I watched the movie is because I'm in it. They filmed the movie in my home town so a bunch of guys from my martial arts club applied as extras and a few of us got in. You can see the back of my head for a few frames in the scene where Cage is dragged into prison.

treiz01
Jan 2, 2008

There is little that makes me happier than taking drugs. Perhaps administering them, designing and carrying out experiments that bend the plane of what we consider reality.

Does anyone who isn't British have the remotest idea what the gently caress is going on here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dJxEc4RD0g

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!
Really? I mean, the finer details of cricket are weird but surely everyone understands that a guy wants to catch the ball that is hit by the guy with the bat?

Babe Magnet
Jun 2, 2008

treiz01 posted:

Does anyone who isn't British have the remotest idea what the gently caress is going on here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7YwY1LyeNA

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

treiz01 posted:

Does anyone who isn't British have the remotest idea what the gently caress is going on here?

Considering that those are a bunch of cricket "ball is thrown and then caught in a difficult or unexpected fashion" posted after a whole bunch of baseball "ball is thrown and then caught in a difficult or unexpected fashion", I feel that regardless of your knowledge of cricket you could probably have figured out what was going on there.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




http://i.imgur.com/3MshRjS.mp4

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.


It's the little smile and giggle she gives afterwards that makes it.

GuardianOfAsgaard
Feb 1, 2012

Their steel shines red
With enemy blood
It sings of victory
Granted by the Gods
More good sports to confuse the Americans please:





du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO

Just imagine the size of the dude's dick tho. He's gonna be pimpin until his heart attack @ 35.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


My favorite ones are where the cameraman immediately starts panning to follow the ball, then pauses and moves back after realizing it didn't go anywhere.

Marta Velasquez
Mar 9, 2013

Good thing I was feeling suicidal this morning...
Fallen Rib

GuardianOfAsgaard posted:

More good sports to confuse the Americans please:

Americans understand cricket just fine. :colbert:

quote:



This is funny because the cricketeer isn't supposed to throw the snitch.

quote:



This is funny because somebody is getting hurt.

quote:



What Americans think the rest of the world sees: This is funny because of its absurdity. The brown man in yellow is rejecting the freedom pellet that the patriot in red, white, and blue is offering. It's considered a comedy instead of tragedy only because the other patriot managed to catch the freedom pellet and disarm it before it detonated.

What Americans see:

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro

mind the walrus posted:

Aw he's gonna die in his 30s-40s isn't he? :smith:

When he dies, his body will still be clutching his battleaxe and he'll be surrounded by heaps of his enemies' corpses.

Dutymode
Dec 31, 2008

Is he wearing a crucifix as a necklace?

suuma
Apr 2, 2009

Dutymode posted:

Is he wearing a crucifix as a necklace?

Sometimes people wear jewelry that has a cross on it, yes. It's called "symbolism".

Dutymode
Dec 31, 2008
I'm saying it's as big as her face, like the size of one you'd hang on the wall.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Dutymode posted:

I'm saying it's as big as her face, like the size of one you'd hang on the wall.

You hang faces on walls?

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




To appease the Many-Faced God.

Madkal
Feb 11, 2008

Fallen Rib

One of the better things is that the fact that the cricket ball is slightly harder than a baseball and all catches (except wicketkeeper) has to be bare handed, so while American's love watching bare-handed plays in baseball, cricketers are doing it all the time.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
Are we doing a "my sport is better" thing now

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

ElGroucho posted:

Are we doing a "my sport is better" thing now

Hockey.













Finished that derail before it could begin.

Madkal
Feb 11, 2008

Fallen Rib

Solice Kirsk posted:

Hockey.













Finished that derail before it could begin.

Close. You meant rugby.

treiz01
Jan 2, 2008

There is little that makes me happier than taking drugs. Perhaps administering them, designing and carrying out experiments that bend the plane of what we consider reality.

GuardianOfAsgaard posted:

More good sports to confuse the Americans please:


I'm not American. Don't lump me in with those people.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
Rugby is fine, soccer is ok, hockey is cool, but are we all going to act like cricket isn't the wackiest poo poo ever

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER
Sports are fun to watch and I wish I had the athletic ability to succeed in them.

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.

du -hast posted:

Just imagine the size of the dude's dick tho. He's gonna be pimpin until his heart attack @ 35.

Didn't I hear somewhere that "The Big Show" from WWF fame only had a normal dick despite being a giant?

I guess I could google his dick but I don't want to.

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Crazy catches are good, sportspeople straight up wrecking other people mid game, also good

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

VanSandman posted:

Sports are fun to watch and I wish I had the athletic ability to succeed in them.

Remember, no matter how incapable or drunk you are, you can always succeed at darts. Darts, my friend. Darts is the sport for us all.

Madkal
Feb 11, 2008

Fallen Rib

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

Crazy catches are good, sportspeople straight up wrecking other people mid game, also good



RIP :smith:

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

The Olympics need an event that consists of women backflipping at each other with excercise balls until one gets knocked over.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

As the ancient greeks intended

Graedyn
Feb 21, 2009

Wedge Regret

chitoryu12 posted:

My favorite ones are where the cameraman immediately starts panning to follow the ball, then pauses and moves back after realizing it didn't go anywhere.

SomeJazzyRat
Nov 2, 2012

Hmmm...

The Ape of Naples posted:

You hang faces on walls?

You don't measure crucifixes by the size of your wall faces?

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

SomeJazzyRat posted:

You don't measure crucifixes by the size of your wall faces?

Nah. I find they're usually a little bigger than this [spreads arms outward].

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q55rKOcM-is&hd=1

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Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

That must be the only gif with an exercise ball in it that doesn't end in injury.

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