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Lady Disdain: Jan 14, 2013; are you yet living?

Jerry Cotton posted:

One time I saw an empty cash register at a store and it had a two-row display which said:

WHO ARE YOU
SKIMMED MILK

And it struck me as a very profound question. Welp that's my store story hope you enjoyed it.

Too bad it wasn't soy milk.

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sweeperbravo: May 18, 2012; AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

Istari posted:

Too bad it wasn't soy milk.

# ? Sep 13, 2016 20:18

VorpalBunny: May 1, 2009; Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog

Xylon & Raynjah

# ? Sep 14, 2016 02:41

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

I've seen "Ranger" but at least that's an actual word and you won't need to spell it to people your entire life.

# ? Sep 14, 2016 02:46

stubblyhead: Sep 13, 2007; That is treason, Johnny!; Fun Shoe

There's a receptionist at my eye doctor named Tasha, except its spelled Tauscha.

# ? Sep 14, 2016 04:52

Male Tiers: Dec 27, 2012; Why don't you just lay down your weapons now?

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Maggie Fletcher: Jul 19, 2009; Getting brunch is more important to me than other peoples lives.

An acquaintance I just added on Facebook named his kids Rylan Danger and Nixxyn Marie. They have hashtags.

# ? Sep 16, 2016 07:46

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

Maggie Fletcher posted:

An acquaintance I just added on Facebook named his kids Rylan Danger and Nixxyn Marie. They have hashtags.

So Danger is his... middle name?

:negative:

# ? Sep 16, 2016 11:54

Phlegmish: Jul 2, 2011

They won't even have to choose stage names if they ever decide to become porn stars.

# ? Sep 16, 2016 12:44

Pastry of the Year: Apr 12, 2013

Phlegmish posted:

They won't even have to choose stage names if they ever decide to become porn stars.

Probably by the time they're old enough, there will be so many god damned idiotic names in the everyday, non-porn world that the trend will have looped back around to having, like, ostentatiously old-fashioned names

America's Hottest New Armpit Freaks Vol. 3,816 starring Mavis W. Thornton and Leopold Shropshire-Poundberry

# ? Sep 16, 2016 12:57

Lady Disdain: Jan 14, 2013; are you yet living?

A little girl called Jesus. Not Jes�s.

# ? Sep 18, 2016 02:59

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Sep 18, 2016 04:49

sweeperbravo: May 18, 2012; AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

Say Nothing posted:

# ? Sep 18, 2016 16:00

stubblyhead: Sep 13, 2007; That is treason, Johnny!; Fun Shoe

TIL how Gemma is pronounced.

# ? Sep 18, 2016 17:27

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

stubblyhead posted:

TIL how Gemma is pronounced.

Not like j'� m'a though.

# ? Sep 18, 2016 20:27

sweeperbravo: May 18, 2012; AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

It doesn't have to be the exact same phoneme to be funny

# ? Sep 18, 2016 20:56

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

sweeperbravo posted:

It doesn't have to be the exact same phoneme to be funny

hosed up if you really think that way.

# ? Sep 18, 2016 21:15

sweeperbravo: May 18, 2012; AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

But that actually is how puns work, sorry about your pun-free sense of humor

# ? Sep 18, 2016 21:18

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

sweeperbravo posted:

But that actually is how puns work, sorry about your pun-free sense of humor

In your honour I will name my first-born Kyyt�n Maito Cotton.

# ? Sep 18, 2016 21:26

sweeperbravo: May 18, 2012; AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

I hope he has your eyes.

# ? Sep 18, 2016 21:45

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

My name is (what)
My name is (who)
My name is (huh)

# ? Sep 19, 2016 01:31

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Sep 20, 2016 08:32

Khazar-khum: Oct 22, 2008; Cat Army
2nd Battalion

zimboe posted:

Quote: from Snopes:

[Reader's Digest, 1958]

My friend R.B. Jones doesn't have a first or middle name � only the initials R.B. This unusual arrangement was never a problem until he went to work for a government agency. The government is not accustomed to initialed employees, so R.B. had a lot of explaining to do. On the official forms for the payroll and personnel departments, his name was carefully entered as R (Only) B (Only) Jones.

Sure enough, when R.B. got his pay check, it was made out to Ronly Bonly Jones.

Ronly Bonly has been around since at least WWII. Long-lived bastard.

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Astrofig: Oct 26, 2009

I was watching Helix earlier, and in the credits is a Meeghwun Fairbrother.

# ? Sep 21, 2016 18:04

cyberia: Jun 24, 2011; Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

I got some paperwork today for a young boy named Bronik.

# ? Sep 22, 2016 02:15

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Sep 22, 2016 02:39

PizzaProwler: Nov 4, 2009; Or you can see me at The Riviera. Tuesday nights.
Pillowfights with Dominican mothers.

Phlegmish posted:

They won't even have to choose stage names if they ever decide to become porn stars.

They could make it in the pro wrestling circuit too.

# ? Sep 22, 2016 05:46

Bobby Digital: Sep 4, 2009

Say Nothing posted:

Man she's really into keyboards.

# ? Sep 22, 2016 08:07

marshmallow creep: Dec 10, 2008; I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Xzyriah.

also Chyenne Sumer. It's not so much each alone as them both together.

marshmallow creep has a new favorite as of 20:24 on Sep 23, 2016

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Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Sep 24, 2016 03:35

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Sep 29, 2016 01:13

Male Tiers: Dec 27, 2012; Why don't you just lay down your weapons now?

Saw a guy named Buncum on a registration list.

# ? Sep 29, 2016 19:54

princecoo: Sep 3, 2009

phucking phelony

# ? Sep 29, 2016 22:42

Astrofig: Oct 26, 2009

princecoo posted:

phucking phelony

Followed by sister Mizdemenuir (They call her Misty for short)

# ? Sep 30, 2016 00:19

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Sep 30, 2016 02:56

Dogfish: Nov 4, 2009

Say Nothing posted:

It's weird that you're getting my mom's email forwards.

# ? Sep 30, 2016 16:56

Lady Demelza: Dec 29, 2009; Lipstick Apathy

Kyly. Like Kylie, but worse.

Winter Stormer posted:

This is a perfectly normal Anglo-Saxon name... like, literally, 10th century. Do the folks in question have any particularly strong feelings about "White" people?

People who live in the modern-day Land of the Angles who want to give their children Anglo-Saxon names tend to be mildly eccentric academics rather than hideous racists.

# ? Sep 30, 2016 19:43

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Oct 2, 2016 03:11

Blackchamber: Jan 25, 2005

disregard

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Dr Jankenstein: Aug 6, 2009; Hold the newsreader's nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers.

a guy i know has a legal name of OC. His daughter is Ocanna. (pronounced oh-she-anna). At my daycare, siblings Cashiz, Major DJ, and Atrillion. and theres a guy in the county jail with the middle name Jimmylimmy.

# ? Oct 3, 2016 21:36

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