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Panfilo posted:Yeah, agreed. Not much you can do about it. I'm guessing it would give the guy such a complex that it would affect his personality to the point women are going to go Dude gives amazing felatio I bet.
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Darth123123 posted:Dude gives amazing felatio I bet. He said in the article the chick hurrumphed and got up while he was trying to orally please her. So probably not so much.
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Solice Kirsk posted:He said in the article the chick hurrumphed and got up while he was trying to orally please her. So probably not so much. Fuckin' hell. Someone needs to slap this guy and tell him that everyone's first time was awful and he needs to stop being such a whiny bitch about something that happened thirteen fuckin' years ago. Also, and this might just be from my own experience, but it's usually really easy to tell when what you're doing is what the other person wants. Why the gently caress would he be so insistent on doing something that he knows isn't working for the other person when he's got ten perfectly good alternatives on the ends of his arms? Or however many he needed to type that out, at least? Also, side note, who the gently caress tries to make their sexual partner content via cunnilingus?
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Solice Kirsk posted:He said in the article the chick hurrumphed and got up while he was trying to orally please her. This is way funnier to me right now than it should be.
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 E: Vladimir Poutine posted:This is way funnier to me right now than it should be. Same but for this line: quote:At one time, I actually overheard three or four of my colleagues at work all agreeing that "men with small dicks should be made to wear a sign warning women." the future is WOW has a new favorite as of 05:32 on Sep 24, 2016 |
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a phallic patch with an abbreviation for "Disappointing Dick"...sound strange? not in hillary's america!
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I'm disappointed y'all aren't quoting the best part of this:quote:If I’m attracted to a woman, then what she has in her pants doesn’t matter to me; I care more about what she has in her heart. Sure, dude who makes sure to point out the attractiveness of the college hottie who he failed to arouse. Sure.
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Somfin posted:I'm disappointed y'all aren't quoting the best part of this: Maybe he can find a woman with a tiny vagina and they can live happily ever after.
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Not to sound too eugenicisty, but maybe it's a good thing micro dick can't procreate.
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amityville anus posted:Im glad this thread is back cause i wouldn't want to post this on IOSM because this nutcase at least is moving in a better/different direction (away from furries and anime) Holy poo poo, one of them became self aware! There might be hope for others...
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It's like seeing a butterfly emerge from a chrysalis. Spread your wings and fly, former AUG!
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They could just be less AUG.
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amityville anus posted:Im glad this thread is back cause i wouldn't want to post this on IOSM because this nutcase at least is moving in a better/different direction (away from furries and anime) When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things.
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Solice Kirsk posted:They could just be less AUG. Don't loving ruin this for us! 
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Gorilla Salad posted:When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things. Then I got expensive nude anime girl figures for totally manly men.
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amityville anus posted:Im glad this thread is back cause i wouldn't want to post this on IOSM because this nutcase at least is moving in a better/different direction (away from furries and anime) What's IOSM?
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Watrick posted:What's IOSM? we have such sights to show you
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Watrick posted:What's IOSM? Idiots On Social Media thread http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3751104 e: I'm slow, etc etc
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Vladimir Poutine posted:e: I'm slow, etc etc  What have we done
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Guys guys! Take out your tops, and spin them, and then see if they fall!
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Pastry of the Year posted:
Yours was funnier so the SAA-HI (SomethingAwful Humor Index) automatically posted it before the other. It's why all my posts are the last posts of the page.
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Pastry of the Year posted:
This must be the work of an enemy stand!
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Watrick posted:P.S. Thank you, CashCrab, for modding the thread and keeping it poo poo free. Yeah, but apparently time itself had to be destabilized to accomplish it.
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Dreddout posted:This must be the work of an enemy stand! POSTERS BROWN!
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This dude exists in a state of higher definition than the rest of reality.
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So what, is this the final evolution of grandmas in cookie clicker?
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Danny Trejo may not be the prettiest, but he's the best drat Facebook/Twitter follow  . Dude's enthusiastic about everything, and it's adorable.
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Arcsquad12 posted:So what, is this the final evolution of grandmas in cookie clicker? He's the last cookie.    Ed Sheeran looks like a loving human pepe frog and thousands of teen girls want to jump on his sensitive dick. I don't get it. Wrestlepig has a new favorite as of 01:48 on Sep 25, 2016 |
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I agree with what he's saying, but of course his "I need feminism because" message is about videogames.
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Dude's message says media but project on you crazy diamond
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