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NotAnArtist posted:Dude's message says media but project on you crazy diamond I'm sure that he has a wide variety of media interests.
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chaos rhames posted:He's the last cookie. Why are his eyelids melting?
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Someone pulled the slider all the way to one side.
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chaos rhames posted:He's the last cookie. His eye brows indicate that he may be the missing link.
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Lazy Reservist posted:Not to sound too eugenicisty, but maybe it's a good thing micro dick can't procreate. I've watched a couple of documentaries about micropeens, and it was interesting and sad. I dated a guy who wasn't micropeen but it was short and difficult to deal with. I guess some women really don't care, or are willing to do other kinds of sex stuff. I can't quite figure out why it matters when you can stimulate an orgasm without penetration, but it just does. Sorry tiny pens dudes, I actually feel bad for them because there isn't much they can do. I wonder if the fact that there's still so many around is because for so long women had no choice but to get married to someone, and women's sexual satisfaction hasn't been all that important?
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Bast Relief posted:I've watched a couple of documentaries about micropeens, and it was interesting and sad. I dated a guy who wasn't micropeen but it was short and difficult to deal with. I guess some women really don't care, or are willing to do other kinds of sex stuff. I can't quite figure out why it matters when you can stimulate an orgasm without penetration, but it just does. Sorry tiny pens dudes, I actually feel bad for them because there isn't much they can do. I wonder if the fact that there's still so many around is because for so long women had no choice but to get married to someone, and women's sexual satisfaction hasn't been all that important? Well, thinking that just because something struggles to procreate means it should've been Darwin'd away doesn't really work. By that logic, infertility and homosexuality would've been long gone. But I suppose the fact that the female orgasm was (is, to far too many) a myth does help unsatisfying dicks.
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Get up and boogiiiie. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QX7288H1ao
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Celery Face posted:Get up and boogiiiie. Great music, but what really makes it work is the lyrics.
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Celery Face posted:Get up and boogiiiie. People really forget that a lot of disco was like modern EDM in that it just contained super repetitive low substance lines repeated over and over and over backed by a single catchy hook. Because this has been a pretty solid constant in the realm of "music people who are high as gently caress want to dance to" since forever. Even going back to the dawn of popular music, Oh Susanna got popular because it was easy to just keep riffing on the hook in between all the verses while drunk people danced about. I think these days you go back and look at popular disco hits that are still around, even stuff like Staying Alive, and wonder just where the vitriol and hatred came from since that music isn't so bad. But it's poo poo like this, or this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWRWYYt47RI that was the main source of anti-disco ire back in the day. Just really garbage music all around.
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I've got a friend trying to convince me to move to Portland but I didn't think I'd be able to pay rent... e; half unironic post
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It's a good idea to screenshot/quote Craigslist ads. They disappear fast. I would do it, but phone...
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Bonster posted:It's a good idea to screenshot/quote Craigslist ads. They disappear fast. I would do it, but phone... Good news, it was screenshotted and posted in our excellent Craigslist thread. Be, uh, milked every day
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It's not that bad of a deal. I bet you could negotiate down to once a day fairly easily. Definitely get everything in writing. Courts love to say they don't honor sex contacts, but if you convince the judge it was totally just a "milking thing" to help a guy who missed raising cattle I'm sure they'd take your side.
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I think Solice might be considering this tempting offer!
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 But... what do they do with the... product???
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Inzombiac posted:
I legitimately picture the guy dispassionately dumping it out into the sink every day.
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PS: quote:A 4chan user (who is under house arrest for armed robbery) gave himself a homemade “praise kek” tattoo.
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Literally the milk i have in my fridge right now. Speaking of milk in bags, I was always confused why Americans thought it was so weird, until I realized that when you say "we get milk in bags" they were thinking of like milk in a shopping bag or something, not a sealed bag. Another image set, nerds with swords. Because it's always swords isn't it? I admit, I like swords in that I like looking at them, and own one, though its my great great grandfathers heavy cavalry saber from the Boer war, I'd never pose with it.  Maybe these weapons will distract people from the gross attempt at a beard I have  Look at this guy, if he learned how to dress, got rid of the stupid hat and Katana, he could be a total chick magnet.  I give him props for combining urban exploration and cosplaying  I pledge my alliance to you, my waifu body pillow  I gotta show off my sweet buster sword i created, and my grossly stained baby blue hoody is the perfect thing to wear  I think he's got twin kurki there?  That room is so cluttered, this was the clearest picture he could get  I will defend my spank posters with my life  This is his most  pose Not a sword, but I'm sure this kid would get a visit from the police if they saw this, wondering if he was going to go columbine  Chances of this guy actually being in the Military? 50/50?  He saw the pink hilt on the Katana, and knew he must have it  Mom, I gotta do my cool pose! If I don't do the cool pose i'll look like an idiot!   Because Friendship is Magic and we should hack those who don't agree to death! yaaa!  Wasn't there a video of this guy who talked about how he bought this one based on the reviews saying it was the best for home defense, and then he cuts himself? Oh does anyone have the gif of this image series, I cannot find it, and I only have these two   reminds me of that one where the guy is saying "Uuugh too smart!" and then turns into a pony. Oh and talking about EDM that is just meant for people on drugs to dance to, I think this is the best example of that https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVOVWwQlCNw It's pretty AUG as well.
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twistedmentat posted:
When I was growing up in the 90's that sort of music was basically all that played on the radio.
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twistedmentat posted:Literally the milk i have in my fridge right now. Speaking of milk in bags, I was always confused why Americans thought it was so weird, until I realized that when you say "we get milk in bags" they were thinking of like milk in a shopping bag or something, not a sealed bag. E: Never mind, this is way off topic. Data Graham has a new favorite as of 20:48 on Sep 25, 2016 |
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This guy knows how to take care of his hair. Either that or his hair-grease is doing something right :/
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twistedmentat posted:
Yeah, dudes got a nice body and cute hair. If he didn't dress like a doofus, and toned down the nerd, he'd be very bangable
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I Am Crake posted:When I was growing up in the 90's that sort of music was basically all that played on the radio. NAh
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twistedmentat posted:Oh does anyone have the gif of this image series, I cannot find it, and I only have these two The whole series: http://imgur.com/gallery/LErsX The animation: 
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These bother me because the first guy has nothing in the materia slots and in fact has plastic over them (ok granted he probably doesn't deserve materia anyways) and the second guy can't even get the right number of materia slots right in one of the most iconic swords ever
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The part that gets me about that is even as a dragon he's still lame and dumpy-looking. Even in his wildest fantasies he's still a tubby loser, and that's hilarious.
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Cicadas! posted:The part that gets me about that is even as a dragon he's still lame and dumpy-looking. Even in his wildest fantasies he's still a tubby loser, and that's hilarious. Also the mustache didn't survive the transformation for some reason.
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twistedmentat posted:
Who needs a sword when you got elbows that sharp
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Pastry of the Year posted:The whole series: http://imgur.com/gallery/LErsX This guy has a moustache and hairstyle that says that he knows what unwashed trucker cock in a rest stop bathroom tastes like.
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Bravefart.
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Arcsquad12 posted:Bravefart. Brave heart murmur
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Excalibur looks like it was stamped from a greasy sheet metal shed.
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This one is going to make me feel. Dude makes a legit good podcast and I don't want anyone to discouraged from listening just because this was posted here, but: Just imagine what the raw photo looked like. Please actually give it a chance, though: http://historyonfirepodcast.com/episodes/
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twistedmentat posted:Literally the milk i have in my fridge right now. Speaking of milk in bags, I was always confused why Americans thought it was so weird, until I realized that when you say "we get milk in bags" they were thinking of like milk in a shopping bag or something, not a sealed bag. Nope. You may have tried to hide this behind a ton of AUG pics and playing the "Canada" card, but it doesn't for a second negate the fact that that your weird country distributes milk in space pack like bags..... And this from a guy that would consider getting milked if I was moving to the Pacific Northwest.
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