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infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Sagebrush posted:

apple thread - grow up, fruit won't kill you

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duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

Sagebrush posted:

gee i was wondering how long it would take for the anti-fruit-juice nazis to show up :nallears:

grow up, fruit won't kill you

i posted that because of the serendipity of the "how much sugar in mountain dew" suggestion

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

stores that have the big machines which can juice whole oranges on demand to make oj own

real oj is so much better than the packaged tropicana poo poo

heres some friendly canadian morning show hosts to explain why packaged oj tastes terrible:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8e4CEm9yybo&t=332s

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop
lmao if you don't buy all your juice fresh squeezed in store where you also get your $6 pint of infused asparagus water.

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

i just ate a few clementines.

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


Sagebrush posted:

gee i was wondering how long it would take for the anti-fruit-juice nazis to show up :nallears:

grow up, fruit won't kill you

fruit won't. people should make more of their daily calorie intake come from fruit.

fruit juice is worse for you oz for oz than full calorie soda. my wife has a bunch of juice bottles at her office with sugar cubes in them to show to patients who can't manage to get it through their heads that 160 calories is more than 140 calories and that 39g of simple carbohydrates is the same no matter whether it comes from an orange or HFCS.

with the visual aid most people grasp it pretty quickly. if only the same were true for the people that insist that putting honey in their coffee is somehow healthier than sucralose but can't figure out why their blood sugar spikes every morning.

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Shifty Pony posted:

honey in their coffee

wtf

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

i'd imagine that tastes pretty good, dpeending on the type of coffee

Hugh G. Rectum
Mar 1, 2011

I get fresh oranges from the tree in my yard. they are delicious and free.

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
fruit and fruit juices are fine

however, Grains Are Literally Poison, Don't Eat Them

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Shifty Pony posted:

fruit won't. people should make more of their daily calorie intake come from fruit.

fruit juice is worse for you oz for oz than full calorie soda. my wife has a bunch of juice bottles at her office with sugar cubes in them to show to patients who can't manage to get it through their heads that 160 calories is more than 140 calories and that 39g of simple carbohydrates is the same no matter whether it comes from an orange or HFCS.

with the visual aid most people grasp it pretty quickly. if only the same were true for the people that insist that putting honey in their coffee is somehow healthier than sucralose but can't figure out why their blood sugar spikes every morning.

um sucralose is a ~chemical~ and not ~natural~ and therefore is bad!!!!

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Sudo Echo posted:

I get fresh oranges from the tree in my yard. they are delicious and free.

my grandma had an orange tree in her yard and having fresh squeezed orange juice with her taught me what orange juice is supposed to taste like :shobon:

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Endless Mike posted:

um sucralose is a ~chemical~ and not ~natural~ and therefore is bad!!!!

i only consume free range gluten-free organic sucralose

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Shifty Pony posted:

fruit juice is worse for you oz for oz than full calorie soda.

and yet, for some reason, you never see a huge lardass walking around sipping on a gallon jug of orange juice.

i wonder if there's something else going on??

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

As A Canadian I

use maple syrup instead of sugar wherever possible.

it's my most stereotypically canadian feature

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop

Stymie posted:

fruit and fruit juices are fine

however, Grains Are Literally Poison, Don't Eat Them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTn3eJG87IQ

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

i don't think i'd take my health advice from a fat guy on tv

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

Endless Mike posted:

um sucralose is a ~chemical~ and not ~natural~ and therefore is bad!!!!

i heard it has chlorine in it! that can' tbe healthy!!

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*

Sagebrush posted:

and yet, for some reason, you never see a huge lardass walking around sipping on a gallon jug of orange juice.

i wonder if there's something else going on??

probably because the people who drink oj think it's healthy so they probably dont do all the other poo poo that makes you a fat poo poo. doesn't mean it's good for you tho

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


Sagebrush posted:

and yet, for some reason, you never see a huge lardass walking around sipping on a gallon jug of orange juice.

i wonder if there's something else going on??

sure you do. they tend to be 3-4 years old and have a sippy cup instead of a big gulp.

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop
i like oj but there is a reason a breakfast juice glass is usually 6 oz.

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
grapefruit juice is better

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop

The Management posted:

grapefruit juice is better

true, ruby red grapefruit is the 1 true breakfast fruit

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

C.H.O.M.E posted:

true, ruby red grapefruit is the 1 true breakfast fruit

coffee

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Shifty Pony posted:

sure you do. they tend to be 3-4 years old and have a sippy cup instead of a big gulp.

little kids shouldn't eat or drink too much of anything.

my point was that people don't drink fruit juice in anything like the quantities that they do soda, even though purportedly they're just as dangerous and just as sweet and whatever.

when was the last time you saw someone with a big gulp full of a 48 oz of OJ? never

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

its coffee you fuckers

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop
except maybe half a cantaloupe with cottage cheese in it

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

coffee is the breakfast drink as well as a complete balanced breakfast by itself, you fuckwits

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

grapefruit juice is good provided it is genuinely grapefruit juice, and not grapefruit "juice" with a bunch of pear and white grape syrup, or grapefruit "cocktail" with hfcs

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

C.H.O.M.E posted:

1 true breakfast fruit

hey sailor

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop
now I am having a cantaloupe emergency you fuckers

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

i like to gently caress fruit and then cum in it

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

mishaq posted:

i like to gently caress fruit and then cum in it

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

Stymie posted:

i don't think i'd take my health advice from a fat guy on tv

fat comedian. not even a professional for anything except bullshitting

Beast of Bourbon
Sep 25, 2013

Pillbug
the facebook office has those whole orange juicing machines in all the cafeterias.

it's nice for your 8am meetings

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop
sorry nerds milk and bread are good

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*
orange juice is good for breakfast as long as you pour it into a champagne flute that is already 80% full of champagne

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

mishaq posted:

i like to gently caress fruit and then cum in it

fuckin sick mate

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Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope

"hmmm"

but in an interested way, not in a disapproving way

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