Post Funny Panels: Maximum Bogosity

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Red: Apr 15, 2003; Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

mind the walrus posted:

No, no he's right there. First Spidey gets a girlfriend and then he gets married and then no one can relate to him anymore.

Wait. Are you saying comic book readers can't relate to grown-up adult relationships?

Or using their body to get what they want?

# ? Sep 22, 2016 19:00

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# ? May 14, 2024 13:28

Uthor: Jul 9, 2006; Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Yesterday I went to a bookstore appearance Kate Beaton was having to promote her new book. At one point, she had the kids design a warrior with her. After drawing the head, they get to the body.

Kate :eng101:

: What should be on her shirt?
A young boy :v:

:A sea serpent. Wait, no, a snake!
:eng101:

: What should her weapon be?
:v:

: A sword, but like a snake, that shoots portals to the dark dimension out of its mouth.
:eng101:

: Does she have a belt?
:v:

: A snake belt!
(Kate drew a belt and wrote "SNAKE" on the buckle.)
:eng101:

: Pants?

: Snake pants!
(Kate's giving up at this point, just draws armored pants and says that the squiggles are snakes from far away.)
:eng101:

: Okay, and we need some kind of shoes.
:v:

: Snake boots!
:eng99:

: You have a lot of good ideas, but let's hear from someone else.
(Ends up drawing cowboy boots.)

Five minutes later.

:v:

: I like snakes.
:eng101:

: That is the worst kept secret here.
:v:

: It's not a secret!

The kid later went up and drew snakes on the cowboy boots.

http://beatonna.tumblr.com/post/150775488845/we-are-still-rolling-this-king-baby-train

I welcome the future BSS poster.

# ? Sep 22, 2016 19:29

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

Red posted:

Wait. Are you saying comic book readers can't relate to grown-up adult relationships?

Or using their body to get what they want?

I'm saying Hail Satan

# ? Sep 22, 2016 19:37

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

That Spider-man letter reminds me that Avengers issue.... 11? 12? Has a letter angrily declaring issue 9 to have RUINED THE AVENGERS FOREVER. I loved showing it to people who thought insane fans just came about after we got the internet.

Uthor posted:

Yesterday I went to a bookstore appearance Kate Beaton was having to promote her new book. At one point, she had the kids design a warrior with her. After drawing the head, they get to the body.

Kate : What should be on her shirt?
A young boy :A sea serpent. Wait, no, a snake!
: What should her weapon be?
: A sword, but like a snake, that shoots portals to the dark dimension out of its mouth.
: Does she have a belt?
: A snake belt!
(Kate drew a belt and wrote "SNAKE" on the buckle.)
: Pants?
: Snake pants!
(Kate's giving up at this point, just draws armored pants and says that the squiggles are snakes from far away.)
: Okay, and we need some kind of shoes.
: Snake boots!
: You have a lot of good ideas, but let's hear from someone else.
(Ends up drawing cowboy boots.)

Five minutes later.

: I like snakes.
: That is the worst kept secret here.
: It's not a secret!

The kid later went up and drew snakes on the cowboy boots.

http://beatonna.tumblr.com/post/150775488845/we-are-still-rolling-this-king-baby-train

I welcome the future BSS poster.

Snake? Snaaaaaake!

# ? Sep 22, 2016 19:37

Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

That snake kid is going to write a kick rear end mini series of that gang of snake-themed dudes that show up once every 5 years when he grows up.

I think I saw them last on AvX?

# ? Sep 22, 2016 20:30

Esplanade: Jan 6, 2005

Red posted:

If we have 'Talk Like a Pirate' Day, why can't we have a 40s-speak day?

I support this (if only so I can tell everyone about my latest boner).

# ? Sep 22, 2016 21:01

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

If it means everyone who's shy on their 40s lingo doing bad Edward G Robinson impressions instead, and sounding like a roomful of Chiefs Wiggum, hell, I'm all for it

# ? Sep 22, 2016 21:05

Uthor: Jul 9, 2006; Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Uthor posted:

Oh, right, forgot that the squiggle on the snake's head is a ninja tattoo. I mean, a tattoo of a ninja, not a tattoo that a ninja would have. Cause it's a badass magic dark dimension portal shooting snake.

# ? Sep 22, 2016 21:31

Teenage Fansub: Jan 28, 2006

Is there a kid named Coop P. Coopep 3 out there?

I really hope there is.

# ? Sep 22, 2016 21:38

Selachian: Oct 9, 2012

prefect posted:

I know where Brookline is, but I wonder what "Brookline 46" is.

IIRC, the "46" is a postal zone number ... kind of like a proto-zip code system that started during World War II and stayed in use until the USPS switched to zip codes.

# ? Sep 22, 2016 23:08

qntm: Jun 17, 2009

Uthor posted:

Yesterday I went to a bookstore appearance Kate Beaton was having to promote her new book. At one point, she had the kids design a warrior with her. After drawing the head, they get to the body.

Kate : What should be on her shirt?
A young boy :A sea serpent. Wait, no, a snake!
: What should her weapon be?
: A sword, but like a snake, that shoots portals to the dark dimension out of its mouth.
: Does she have a belt?
: A snake belt!
(Kate drew a belt and wrote "SNAKE" on the buckle.)
: Pants?
: Snake pants!
(Kate's giving up at this point, just draws armored pants and says that the squiggles are snakes from far away.)
: Okay, and we need some kind of shoes.
: Snake boots!
: You have a lot of good ideas, but let's hear from someone else.
(Ends up drawing cowboy boots.)

Five minutes later.

: I like snakes.
: That is the worst kept secret here.
: It's not a secret!

The kid later went up and drew snakes on the cowboy boots.

http://beatonna.tumblr.com/post/150775488845/we-are-still-rolling-this-king-baby-train

I welcome the future BSS poster.

Character find of 2016.

# ? Sep 23, 2016 00:22

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

Her dealing with the kids. :3:

# ? Sep 23, 2016 05:28

Ygolonac

Nov 26, 2007

pre:

*************
CLUTCH  NIXON
*************

The Hero We Need

(Heroes For Hire v2 #5)

# ? Sep 23, 2016 06:36

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Sep 25, 2016 08:18

AfroSquirrel: Sep 3, 2011

Running away from your fear = brave?

Also, dead parents.

# ? Sep 25, 2016 14:49

Gaz-L: Jan 28, 2009

The power of the Speed Force, the pure energy of motion and drive, life itself really... to figure out 'shoot it in the dick'. Truly, the Flash is the most powerful superhero in the JLA.

# ? Sep 25, 2016 17:22

Detective No. 27: Jun 7, 2006

It's like it's his new power.

# ? Sep 25, 2016 17:59

Big Mean Jerk: Jan 27, 2009; Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

Only slightly more creative than Hal's usual "make a bigger fist" strategy.

# ? Sep 25, 2016 18:00

Section Z: Oct 1, 2008; Wait, this is the Moon.
How did I even get here?; Pillbug

Big Mean Jerk posted:

Only slightly more creative than Hal's usual "make a bigger fist" strategy.

Which made the "Hal makes a boxing glove. What if I make a boxing glove?-oh wait no that's terrible" probably the best bit of that mental failure reel.

# ? Sep 25, 2016 19:12

FredMSloniker: Jan 2, 2008; Why, yes, I do like Kirby games.

AfroSquirrel posted:

Running away from your fear = brave?

Hal's hacking the ring, apparently; maybe he's temporarily glitching its worthiness protocol.

_{Maybe he metaphorically hit it in the head a few times.}

# ? Sep 25, 2016 21:02

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Sep 25, 2016 23:25

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

What's that do?

# ? Sep 26, 2016 00:26

Teenage Fansub: Jan 28, 2006

Source, y'all.

WickedHate posted:

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, season 2, episode 14.

In general, ya jerk.

Teenage Fansub fucked around with this message at 00:56 on Sep 26, 2016

# ? Sep 26, 2016 00:30

WickedHate: Aug 1, 2013; by Lowtax

Teenage Fansub posted:

Source, y'all.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, season 2, episode 14.

# ? Sep 26, 2016 00:46

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

It's weird seeing David Boreanaz back when he was actually young instead of just playing a guy who's supposed to be young.

# ? Sep 26, 2016 00:49

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

Lurdiak posted:

It's weird seeing David Boreanaz back when he was actually young instead of just playing a guy who's supposed to be young.

He's so baby faced and handsome!

# ? Sep 26, 2016 00:55

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

Rhyno posted:

He's so baby faced and handsome!

Here's what he looked like in the latest season of Bones.

# ? Sep 26, 2016 00:58

Gaz-L: Jan 28, 2009

Lurdiak posted:

Here's what he looked like in the latest season of Bones.

Is... is that a puppet?

# ? Sep 26, 2016 01:01

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

No, it's David Boreanaz in the latest season of Bones.

# ? Sep 26, 2016 01:10

Rohan Kishibe: Oct 29, 2011; Frankly, I don't like you
and I never have.

It's an easy mistake to make, since both things are made of wood.

# ? Sep 26, 2016 01:20

purple death ray: Jul 28, 2007; me omw 2 steal ur girl

Jeez in this day and age of reverse image searches I dont know why people still ask dumb questions like that. Here let me help you out:

Come on was that so hard??

# ? Sep 26, 2016 01:21

UnfurledSails: Sep 1, 2011

# ? Sep 26, 2016 01:25

Gaz-L: Jan 28, 2009

Huh. No one actually watches Kimmy Schmidt in BSS? (I was quoting/paraphrasing the scene)

# ? Sep 26, 2016 01:33

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

wha?

# ? Sep 26, 2016 01:40

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

I don't actually watch tv.

# ? Sep 26, 2016 01:43

purple death ray: Jul 28, 2007; me omw 2 steal ur girl

I don't either, I just wanted to be a part of the discourse.

# ? Sep 26, 2016 02:26

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

UnfurledSails posted:

That episode is a classic.

# ? Sep 26, 2016 02:28

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

I don't even own a TV!

_{I own two.}

# ? Sep 26, 2016 04:04

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

Rhyno posted:

That episode is a classic.

Angel holds up well if you don't expect The Wire (and ignore 90% of anything with teen Connor), and the 5th season is probably my favorite run of genre television ever. Aside from the Harmony-specific episode I find every single one a winner.

And yet Firefly gets all the praise even though it was only ever "pretty good."

# ? Sep 26, 2016 04:50

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# ? May 14, 2024 13:28

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

mind the walrus posted:

Angel holds up well if you don't expect The Wire (and ignore 90% of anything with teen Connor), and the 5th season is probably my favorite run of genre television ever. Aside from the Harmony-specific episode I find every single one a winner.

And yet Firefly gets all the praise even though it was only ever "pretty good."

Firefly gets the praise because it only got one season so it never had a chance to disappoint us.

# ? Sep 26, 2016 05:15

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