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skimothy milkerson
Nov 19, 2006

SynthOrange posted:

I was watching a few videos of the thing and it just kept breaking the handle laffo

Then I went to watch primitive technology craft an axe out of a rock and a tree. :3:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BN-34JfUrHY

when's this dude gonna build the spider tank

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Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored




10/10

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Isometric fidget cube status: 5 million buckazoids

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP
truck manufacturers say "military grade aluminum" because they found that aluminum alone doesn't sound masculine

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

computer parts posted:

truck manufacturers say "military grade aluminum" because they found that aluminum alone doesn't sound masculine

well and those stupid chevrolet ads about how ford trucks are built of aluminum, a weak feminine metal, but their trucks are built of steel, like NUCLEAR SUBMARINES

ahmeni
May 1, 2005

It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.
Grimey Drawer

SynthOrange posted:

Isometric fidget cube status: 5 million buckazoids

cool so this has basically doomed it to failure

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

If they got the math wrong on the shipping or the scaling up of production yeah

ahmeni
May 1, 2005

It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.
Grimey Drawer
well it's a hardware kickstarter sooooo

Beast of Bourbon
Sep 25, 2013

Pillbug
what blows my mind is i just got into this business of 'making stuff in china' via some partners. i tell them about these kickstarters and they laugh and laugh and laugh, having made stuff there for 20 years. that fidget thing would take 90 days and cost < $10/ea if I made it, from right now. this whole 365+ day thing + $100/ea thing is insane.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Nah the prices on ks vary between $15-20 per cube depending on which level you bought in at I think? where'd you get the $100 figure?

Beast of Bourbon
Sep 25, 2013

Pillbug
the inevitable delays and mandatory "extras" that people have to buy if they want to get their rewards before they go to retail.

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Beast of Bourbon posted:

what blows my mind is i just got into this business of 'making stuff in china' via some partners.

i thought the hard part was having your stuff actually done and bribing the correct people etc which is actually super hard to get correctly unless you have local connections and poo poo ?

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Chinese courts are so hilariously anti-foreigner that you'd have better luck finding a meth head to house sit for you than a small-run manufacturer who can deliver on time, on spec, and on budget

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

lol their first project was a book about how to be good at kickstarter that was not successfully funded on kickstarter

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong

ahmeni posted:

well it's a hardware kickstarter sooooo

it's a hardware component that doesn't actually need to function, and any manufacturing bullshit that makes things stick in place or whatever will just be spun as "extra good for advanced fidgeting!!!" or whatever

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer
that's the beauty of it, it doesn't do anything

The Eyes Have It
Feb 10, 2008

Third Eye Sees All
...snookums
If I had presold a shitload of widgets and now China dude was promising me they could make for "under $10 each, totally" but I presold them for like $14, I'd be breaking out in a nervous sweat and breathing into a paper bag.

Notorious b.s.d.
Jan 25, 2003

by Reene

Mister Sinewave posted:

If I had presold a shitload of widgets and now China dude was promising me they could make for "under $10 each, totally" but I presold them for like $14, I'd be breaking out in a nervous sweat and breathing into a paper bag.

what spread would you need to feel comfortable

30 TO 50 FERAL HOG
Mar 2, 2005



Notorious b.s.d. posted:

what spread would you need to feel comfortable

probably something like 10 times the cost, seriously

surebet
Jan 10, 2013

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Sagebrush posted:

well and those stupid chevrolet ads about how ford trucks are built of aluminum, a weak feminine metal, but their trucks are built of steel, like NUCLEAR SUBMARINES

aluminium in cars is good (more predictable crumple pattern iirc & rust resistance) but lomarf at making any kind of blade with it

that thing is going to have the durability of wet toilet paper

The Eyes Have It
Feb 10, 2008

Third Eye Sees All
...snookums

Notorious b.s.d. posted:

what spread would you need to feel comfortable

I guess if we're talking serious it depends on what that number does or doesn't include (e: and whether it's a reliable quote or just a "promise", etc) But if I'm a startup and that figure is just "factory has made a pile of the things in a big box" and getting it from factory into a few hundred thousand people's hands isn't sorted yet, etc and I've already burnt 2/3+ of the selling price then yeah I'd be sharpening my pencil

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

selling the product for about 4x the raw production cost is the general standard

The Eyes Have It
Feb 10, 2008

Third Eye Sees All
...snookums
If my total cost of my product getting factory made and shipped to customers left me with ~1/3 of the selling price I'd be ok with that. Not thrilled really, but I'd be confident I would pay my own overhead and cover any RMAs, etc.

It doesn't leave much if anything to roll into the next product, so as a startup not a spectacular success but I'd be confident everyone gets paid; life and business could be & frequently is worse.

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

OK, it's not an actual gold disc, but this seems like a fun nerd-sci KS to go next to your NASA Design Manual and the Apollo Project logs

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/ozmarecords/voyager-golden-record-40th-anniversary-edition

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

So hot ...
yeah, where HW kick starters really fail is when they plan to do assembly or some other mfg portion themselves and die to scale, or perfectly calculate the BOM then forget about 3PL or any facet of distribution and assume anything over that is gravy

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum

NoneMoreNegative posted:

OK, it's not an actual gold disc, but this seems like a fun nerd-sci KS to go next to your NASA Design Manual and the Apollo Project logs

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/ozmarecords/voyager-golden-record-40th-anniversary-edition
ozma records?????????

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.
i am never going to get my autism stim-dice

BobHoward
Feb 13, 2012

The only thing white people deserve is a bullet to their empty skull

Vicas posted:

i am never going to get my autism stim-dice

fallback plan specifically tailored to you: buy a dead n64 controller, fidget with it using your feet

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

BobHoward posted:

fallback plan specifically tailored to you: buy a dead n64 controller, fidget with it using your feet

plus point: if you are a lady of any description, a subscription video channel of this will probably pay your rent.

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



NoneMoreNegative posted:

plus point: if you are a lady of any description, a subscription video channel of this will probably pay your rent.

hell, even a thinner nerd would do, provided you stay slightly below knee

doctorfrog
Mar 14, 2007

Great.

One thing that Kickstarter has created is an era of the saddest estate sales in human history 30 years from now.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Agile Vector posted:

hell, even a thinner nerd would do, provided you stay slightly below knee

http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL73DE16A93068B9EF

:circlefap:

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad


Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


Beast of Bourbon posted:

what blows my mind is i just got into this business of 'making stuff in china' via some partners. i tell them about these kickstarters and they laugh and laugh and laugh, having made stuff there for 20 years. that fidget thing would take 90 days and cost < $10/ea if I made it, from right now. this whole 365+ day thing + $100/ea thing is insane.

how much of Poorly Made In China is true?

Beast of Bourbon
Sep 25, 2013

Pillbug
i haven't seen it, link?

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



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surebet posted:

aluminium in cars is good (more predictable crumple pattern iirc & rust resistance) but lomarf at making any kind of blade with it

that thing is going to have the durability of wet toilet paper

I think its a bit situational maybe. like iirc aluminum taken closer to / over a deflection/load threshold gets like super-weakened compared to a piece of steel that hits the same loading per unit of strength? if that makes any sense?

like with the aluminum rails on the pickups, sure they'll be great as long as you never wail on it, but the first time you did the whole drop-a-spool-from-a-crane-thing like they do in the truck commercials, the Al frame is ruined strength-wise, whereas the steel one's just bent

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.

Beast of Bourbon posted:

i haven't seen it, link?

it's a book

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

Wild EEPROM posted:

it's a book

you still see books, ideally you see every page in sequence

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


Jonny 290 posted:

I think its a bit situational maybe. like iirc aluminum taken closer to / over a deflection/load threshold gets like super-weakened compared to a piece of steel that hits the same loading per unit of strength? if that makes any sense?

like with the aluminum rails on the pickups, sure they'll be great as long as you never wail on it, but the first time you did the whole drop-a-spool-from-a-crane-thing like they do in the truck commercials, the Al frame is ruined strength-wise, whereas the steel one's just bent

can I still put wagon wheels and big ol mud tires on it for commuting on the highway?

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evilcat
May 16, 2009

Jonny 290 posted:

I think its a bit situational maybe. like iirc aluminum taken closer to / over a deflection/load threshold gets like super-weakened compared to a piece of steel that hits the same loading per unit of strength? if that makes any sense?

like with the aluminum rails on the pickups, sure they'll be great as long as you never wail on it, but the first time you did the whole drop-a-spool-from-a-crane-thing like they do in the truck commercials, the Al frame is ruined strength-wise, whereas the steel one's just bent

Even on the aluminum pickups they're still using a steel frame underneath, the body and bed are just for weight saving. That said, my truck has more than a few small holes in the bed from rust years and years ago and they don't really affect anything, unless you haul stuff that fits through one of them.
So the buyers will still get better mileage on the mall crawlers and mechanics will have an easier cab to lift for doing basic repairs to the engine, win win for the people who actually buy those.

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