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Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Hail mfuckin Satan frands

# ? Sep 26, 2016 15:36

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# ? May 23, 2024 19:56

Polo-Rican: Jul 4, 2004; emptyquote my posts or die

Inglonias posted:

http://bingo.baloogan.com

Times new roman?? This country is doomed

https://fonts.google.com/

# ? Sep 26, 2016 15:37

Karl Barks: Jan 21, 1981

frump clump bump mump lump dump pump rump fump gump

# ? Sep 26, 2016 15:38

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

TRUMPS TASKS TONIGHT

use pendants to defeat temple guards
assemble the statue in the shrine of the silver monkey
retrieve the amulet of hatshepsut within three minutes

# ? Sep 26, 2016 15:38

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

every hillary anti-trump ad im cheering because its like trump's greatest hits

# ? Sep 26, 2016 15:40

canpakes: Jul 26, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

Tonight tonight the stage is just right

# ? Sep 26, 2016 15:40

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Squizzle posted:

TRUMPS TASKS TONIGHT

use pendants to defeat temple guards

assemble the statue in the shrine of the silver monkey

retrieve the amulet of hatshepsut within three minutes

lmao

# ? Sep 26, 2016 15:39

WampaLord: Jan 14, 2010

Ouhei posted:

Yeah, I'm really struggling to figure out why it's like this at all. The polling right after the dem convention was realistically as good as any election is going to get and while I didn't expect it to hold, I wouldn't have thought it'd slide this far. I look at Trump and I'm just baffled how anyone that actually considers their options actually picks him.

Literally spite. Spite for liberals, spite for minorities, spite for immigrants.

# ? Sep 26, 2016 15:40

Mia Wasikowska: Oct 7, 2006

Squizzle posted:

TRUMPS TASKS TONIGHT

use pendants to defeat temple guards

assemble the statue in the shrine of the silver monkey

retrieve the amulet of hatshepsut within three minutes

that monkey is loving rigged

# ? Sep 26, 2016 15:41

SHY NUDIST GRRL: Feb 15, 2011; Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

Squizzle posted:

TRUMPS TASKS TONIGHT

use pendants to defeat temple guards

assemble the statue in the shrine of the silver monkey

retrieve the amulet of hatshepsut within three minutes

I always rooted for the silver snakes but they always sucked

# ? Sep 26, 2016 15:42

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

WampaLord posted:

Literally spite. Spite for liberals, spite for minorities, spite for immigrants.

While I think comparisons to Brexit are overblown, I think the whole "People are feeling like they've been abandoned and they just want to kick dirt in the face of perceived political elites" is something that applies here.

# ? Sep 26, 2016 15:41

C-Euro: Mar 20, 2010; Soiled Meat

Do you think two beers will be enough for a 90 minute debate or should I get more?

I have tequila (and brandy for some reason) but nothing to really mix it with.

# ? Sep 26, 2016 15:42

Mia Wasikowska: Oct 7, 2006

i'm detached enough from the reality based community to be free from care. come at me debate! my irony levels are too high for you.

# ? Sep 26, 2016 15:41

fart blood: Sep 13, 2008; by VideoGames

WampaLord posted:

Literally spite. Spite for liberals, spite for minorities, spite for immigrants.

You're forgetting that Democrats are notoriously worse at making a concise focused message than Republicans are.

# ? Sep 26, 2016 15:43

brocretin: Nov 15, 2012; yo yo yo i loves virgins

WampaLord posted:

Literally spite. Spite for liberals, spite for minorities, spite for immigrants.

unfettered capitalism has left them with nothing to lose so they're taking it all down

fascism is a response to global free trade

# ? Sep 26, 2016 15:44

pathetic little tramp: Dec 12, 2005; by Hillary Clinton's assassins; Fallen Rib

Ouhei posted:

Yeah that doesn't seem possible, the whole bit where they N/A'd anyone under 30 in this poll and anyone under 50 in the FL poll they did makes it seem like they're just loving with data to get close results?

It's super hard to get sufficient under 30 / under 50 results with traditional polling methods.

Take phone banking as an example. I phone banked for Hillary this weekend and of about 200 calls, I got maybe 16 answers, the youngest being a 42 year old married couple of doctors who were currently in Cincinnati canvassing.

# ? Sep 26, 2016 15:43

WampaLord: Jan 14, 2010

fart blood posted:

You're forgetting that Democrats are notoriously worse at making a concise focused message than Republicans are.

That's what happens when you're a big tent party with a diverse coalition of supporters. Republicans get to just focus on saying "government bad!" which resonates with their uneducated white base.

# ? Sep 26, 2016 15:45

doctor iono: May 19, 2005; I LARVA YOU

so, i think i understand shook nate's system of adjusting poll results for in-house bias (and to adjust toward trendline?)

http://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/2016-election-forecast/florida/

but this seems pretty extreme. i mean, the trump +13 got adjusted to a +14 in that ridiculous google consumer surveys poll lmao

# ? Sep 26, 2016 15:45

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

pathetic little tramp posted:

It's super hard to get sufficient under 30 / under 50 results with traditional polling methods.

Take phone banking as an example. I phone banked for Hillary this weekend and of about 200 calls, I got maybe 16 answers, the youngest being a 42 year old married couple of doctors who were currently in Cincinnati canvassing.

And all the under 30's / under 50's you get are white.

Response rates have hit sort of peak terrible right now, and we might be seeing a breakdown of polling because of it. Or everything is accurate and Trump and Hillary are literally within a point of each other nationally and election night is a coin flip. :shrug:

:shrug:

# ? Sep 26, 2016 15:44

unlimited shrimp: Aug 30, 2008

C-Euro posted:

Do you think two beers will be enough for a 90 minute debate or should I get more?

I have tequila (and brandy for some reason) but nothing to really mix it with.

just shameful.

# ? Sep 26, 2016 15:46

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

I just can't take a poll seriously that has the Republican winning in a state with 20%+ non-whites when he's only up by 4 with white voters. It's just prime facie absurd.

# ? Sep 26, 2016 15:46

WampaLord: Jan 14, 2010

C-Euro posted:

Do you think two beers will be enough for a 90 minute debate or should I get more?

I have tequila (and brandy for some reason) but nothing to really mix it with.

the trump tutelage posted:

just shameful.

smdh

# ? Sep 26, 2016 15:48

mannerup: Jan 11, 2004; ♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/780417727521513472

# ? Sep 26, 2016 15:48

MadJackal: Apr 30, 2004

Montasque posted:

https://twitter.com/ppollingnumbers/status/780354825208926209

https://twitter.com/ppollingnumbers/status/780354458555445248

Happy debate day!

Astroclassicist posted:

https://twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/780397205828100096

Shook Nate status: Shaken like a Bond martini.

Well call me Cage the Elephant, because these polls shook me down.

# ? Sep 26, 2016 15:48

Inferior Third Season: Jan 15, 2005

Zas posted:

we made it to debate day everyone. we did it.

In much the same way that an airplane that crashes on landing and explodes into a giant fireball of death made it to its destination.

# ? Sep 26, 2016 15:48

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Go Blue Barracudas!

# ? Sep 26, 2016 15:48

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

Squizzle posted:

TRUMPS TASKS TONIGHT

use pendants to defeat temple guards

assemble the statue in the shrine of the silver monkey

retrieve the amulet of hatshepsut within three minutes

lol if you cant assemble the monkey

just lol

# ? Sep 26, 2016 15:49

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkZzroPyOdI

# ? Sep 26, 2016 15:49

pathetic little tramp: Dec 12, 2005; by Hillary Clinton's assassins; Fallen Rib

If polling is sufficiently skewed enough that Hillary is actually ahead by big margins, there's major room for conspiracy theories a la "EXIT POLL GENEVA CONVENTION BERNIE WON DAMMIT"

If I were thinking of starting an online persona now that is claiming there's a plan in place to rig the machines, how would I link a gofundme to an untraceable Swiss Bank Account?

# ? Sep 26, 2016 15:49

showbiz_liz: Jun 2, 2008

My Facebook is currently a competition to see who can most histrionically brag about how close to slitting their wrists they are.

# ? Sep 26, 2016 15:50

C-Euro: Mar 20, 2010; Soiled Meat

FWIW I've been getting multiple calls a day from numbers I don't recognize but my phone auto-blocks a lot of them. This is in PA too.

the trump tutelage posted:

just shameful.

Well I could make an alcohol run today, but I was planning on doing it later this week because I need a bunch of other poo poo too and don't want to carry it.

Maybe I will end up needing to drink the tequila straight in order to not rage, who knows.

# ? Sep 26, 2016 15:50

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

Glenn Beck losing his poo poo.

http://www.glennbeck.com/publish/live_player/

Ranting about buckets of blood.

# ? Sep 26, 2016 15:50

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

Of you guys who have phone banked for Clinton, is the 16/200 response rate typical? I'm just asking because when I do calls for her myself, I get similarly low response rates (less than 10%).

# ? Sep 26, 2016 15:51

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

On the other hand Nate turning more and more into the embodiment of :byodood:

:byodood:

is hilarious

# ? Sep 26, 2016 15:51

WampaLord: Jan 14, 2010

triple sulk posted:

lol if you cant assemble the monkey

just lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQvzoY9SaQY

# ? Sep 26, 2016 15:51

Mia Wasikowska: Oct 7, 2006

MadJackal posted:

hi i'm the chaos reigns fox and i'm here to say, i hope y'all enjoy this fine debate today

# ? Sep 26, 2016 15:51

mannerup: Jan 11, 2004; ♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

https://twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/780414759292301312

nate tweeting "dead heat" this morning counter: 3 4

# ? Sep 26, 2016 15:52

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Nichael posted:

Of you guys who have phone banked for Clinton, is the 16/200 response rate typical? I'm just asking because when I do calls for her myself, I get similarly low response rates (less than 10%).

16/200 is probably a bit high tbh.

# ? Sep 26, 2016 15:52

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

trump trump trump trump truimp trump trump trump trump trump trump

He that outlives this day, and comes safe home,
Will stand a tip-toe when this day is nam'd,
And rouse him at the name of Trump.
He that shall live this day, and see old age,
Will yearly on the vigil feast his neighbours,
And say "Today is debate day."
Then will he strip his sleeve and show his scars,
And say "These wounds I had on the debate day."

# ? Sep 26, 2016 15:53

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Al!: Apr 2, 2010

SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:

I always rooted for the silver snakes but they always sucked

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RehSpcMpE6Q

# ? Sep 26, 2016 15:53

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