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i just want to let y'all know this is currently the best thread in yospos. keep it up 
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Iridium posted:Changing track for a moment, the trains at Atlanta's airport used to (before the Olypmics) have this bitchin cylon robot voice that I wish it still had, and moreso, wish I could have as my version of Siri, conference call bridge lady, etc. HELL YES this was rad as loving poo poo as a youngun
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Sep 23, 2016 04:17
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ccs: dialed into a meeting I was walking to today and I: lost connection redialed arrived everyone else outside the office joined on the phone we realized some should have a telepresence going dropped ALL calls bc our system sucks added the tp, then the calls the tp failed to detect on the conf line, so we dialed the room tp and dropped the calls and dialed the calls again the two guys adjusted an overly sensitive and jumpy camera for 5 minutes and then were disrupted by someone bluffing their way into the conf room claiming a reservation followed by the remaining 20 minutes of an hour meeting being meeting 
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Sep 23, 2016 06:19
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YOU STARE INTO THE ABYSS. THE ABYSS STARES BACK AT.... 3.... PARTICIPANTS. IF YOU ARE THE ABYSS LEADER, PRESS THE POUND OR HASH SIGN NOW
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Sep 23, 2016 13:48
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i just discovered that the conference bridge system our entire division uses has desktop software that can control the meeting instead of fussing the keypad and boy has poo poo gotten better *phone line in Taiwan goes crazy* Hi steve i'm gonna mute your mic now thanks downside: it doesn't sync with your address book so you have to manually enter names the first time you see someone's phone number but it's a small price to pay (yes we have WebEx but nobody in the division uses it because it's easier to just send an email with the slide deck and "call this number enter this code")
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Sep 23, 2016 15:16
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we opened the meeting with someone unable to join the presentation, and then quickly switched gears so that a PM that didn't call this meeting could ask a question and get a clarification on something from a meeting earlier in the morning. we have 10 minutes to go and have not addressed the purpose of this meeting. edit- 8 minutes to go and we are now basically rescheduling this meeting. Iridium fucked around with this message at 15:52 on Sep 23, 2016 |
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Sep 23, 2016 15:50
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HOLY loving poo poo OUR HOLD MUSIC CHANGED!! 
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Sep 23, 2016 16:02
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thy goode music of holde
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Sep 23, 2016 17:04
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graph posted:HELL YES this was rad as loving poo poo as a youngun https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-7-ENyE5yU
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Sep 23, 2016 18:40
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Agile Vector posted:ccs: dialed into a meeting I was walking to today and I: lmao
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Sep 23, 2016 19:12
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three hours into a four hour teleconference, someone put the line on hold
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Sep 23, 2016 22:52
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an engineer flips through a printout of the document were working on, the salesperson looks at a read only version on skype
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Sep 23, 2016 22:52
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so on page ... the ... we need to ... because ... maximum load ... schedule ... screenshot *PASSENGERS FOR DALLAS ON UNITED FIVE FORTY SIX* synergy
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Sep 23, 2016 22:55
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Iridium posted:we have 10 minutes to go and have not addressed the purpose of this meeting. meetings exist to justify their own existence
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Sep 24, 2016 06:10
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mishaq posted:meetings exist to justify their own existence you sure? you have time to discuss this monday? can you should set up the bridge or should i?
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Sep 24, 2016 06:17
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I'm the guy who joins the bridge and screams HELLO? HELLO?......... HELLO? I'm also the guy that conferenced two bridges together and wouldn't own up to it
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Sep 24, 2016 08:50
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mishaq posted:my DECT headset at work has really nice range so sometimes i take shits while on calls and get paranoid about whether or not mute is actually on all the time, waiting on a support call with vmware? headset on, mute, taking a dump.
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Sep 24, 2016 12:26
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several conferences in my buildinghave a poster that says "Start a meeting, share a story" it's the dumbest poo poo
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Sep 25, 2016 00:22
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Sounds more like AA.
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Sep 25, 2016 00:34
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'hi, my name is ag-' *line cuts out as someone walks in a windy area* *dozen messages appear asking for name again and one person cant see the screen share*
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Sep 25, 2016 18:02
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i got a new job recently, and last week i had to take an hour long hippa training. why i need hippa training is sort of nebulous in the first place but anyway this 'training' consisted of me sitting alone in a so-called collaboration space, watching a poorly compressed recording of a webx meeting. complete with beeps and boops, interruptions, and the occasional 500% volume blasts from the presenters mic. sweet.
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Sep 26, 2016 00:34
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recorded meetings are always the best because 99% of the time they'll never be rewatched and then 1% of the time they will they're be terrible quality with all the distractions a disorganized conference call can have
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Sep 26, 2016 02:33
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Satellit3 posted:i got a new job recently, and last week i had to take an hour long hippa training. why i need hippa training is sort of nebulous in the first place but anyway this 'training' consisted of me sitting alone in a so-called collaboration space, watching a poorly compressed recording of a webx meeting. complete with beeps and boops, interruptions, and the occasional 500% volume blasts from the presenters mic. sweet. hipaa 
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Sep 26, 2016 02:37
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hippo
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Sep 26, 2016 04:34
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indigi posted:there's no worse feeling in the world than knowing you just snitched on yourself. but who keeps porn in "My Pictures," wtf probably the type of person dumb enough to have porn on their work computer
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Sep 26, 2016 05:51
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Necc0 posted:probably the type of person dumb enough to have porn on their work computer fixing this is literally my job and it still amazes me every single time enjoying a squelchy conference call being hosted in some schmuck's cubicle right on his desktop phone, it's pretty good
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Sep 26, 2016 14:12
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people in cubicles should be issued headsets and have the speakerphone features disabled.
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Sep 26, 2016 14:33
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Thanks Ants posted:people in cubicles should be issued headsets and have the speakerphone features disabled. loving this. If you aren't important enough to have your own door you don't rate for speakerphone either.
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Sep 26, 2016 14:34
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this is the best, funniest thread. I'm so glad that I don't have to deal with any of this poo poo Millstone posted:I'm also the guy that conferenced two bridges together and wouldn't own up to it I don't really understand what this means but the fact that someone wouldn't own up to it made me assume it's hilarious so I laughed anyway
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Sep 26, 2016 14:58
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Thanks Ants posted:people in cubicles should be issued headsets and have the speakerphone features disabled.
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Sep 26, 2016 16:25
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a friend of mine was hosting a corporate web ex from his laptop that apparently had some infection. while he was presenting, a bunch of horse porn pop ups started appearing over the window he was sharing and he almost had a stroke. he didn't find out until later that the other attendees only saw gray boxes where he was seeing monumental horse cock
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Sep 26, 2016 16:32
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Thanks Ants posted:people in cubicles should be issued headsets and have the speakerphone features disabled. sane companies actually do this. there aren't many sane companies.
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Sep 26, 2016 16:34
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indigi posted:I don't really understand what this means but the fact that someone wouldn't own up to it made me assume it's hilarious so I laughed anyway
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Sep 26, 2016 16:33
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duTrieux. posted:sane companies actually do this. I know for a fact there's at least one govt agency that does this. hosed up because true
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Sep 26, 2016 16:39
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AWWNAW posted:a friend of mine was hosting a corporate web ex from his laptop that apparently had some infection. while he was presenting, a bunch of horse porn pop ups started appearing over the window he was sharing and he almost had a stroke. he didn't find out until later that the other attendees only saw gray boxes where he was seeing monumental horse cock lorf
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Sep 26, 2016 16:42
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AWWNAW posted:a friend of mine was hosting a corporate web ex from his laptop that apparently had some infection. while he was presenting, a bunch of horse porn pop ups started appearing over the window he was sharing and he almost had a stroke. he didn't find out until later that the other attendees only saw gray boxes where he was seeing monumental horse cock a developer of this software correctly predicted this problem and mitigated it we truly live in a golden age
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Sep 26, 2016 16:43
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flakeloaf posted:a developer of this software correctly predicted this problem and mitigated it he was probably sharing that specific application. if he had been sharing his screen instead he would have been hosed.
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Sep 26, 2016 16:46
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let's no give webex any undue credit
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Sep 26, 2016 16:46
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yeah he lucked out by sharing a specific window. to my knowledge web ex has no special horse cock realtime filtering
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AWWNAW posted:while he was presenting, a bunch of horse porn pop ups started appearing over the window he was sharing and he almost had a stroke. dude needs to realise there's a time and a place for that
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