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Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

Istari posted:

From the QI twitter account:

"The ancient Egyptians had a hieroglyphic that meant "meteorite"."


That's not even remotely NWS, compared to actual attested hieroglyphs.
https://www.somethingawful.com/comedy-goldmine/heiroglyphs/3/, second example.

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du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO

I like this one. Subtle.

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

Squarely Circle
Jul 28, 2010

things worsen and worsen

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

I was in the pool!

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

Pumpkin spiced cream pie. Also hi Tim Hortons.

Rondette
Nov 4, 2009

Your friendly neighbourhood Postie.



Grimey Drawer
Spotted at a garden centre today...

Knee
Jul 19, 2006

I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

Always Sunny in Philadelphia: Creampies
gonna tag it because of audio
:nws: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSXJfqkT36M :nws:

Knee has a new favorite as of 01:26 on Sep 26, 2016

Knee
Jul 19, 2006

I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atretochoana

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

Help Im Alive
Nov 8, 2009

hard to believe but those are both pictures of the same ceiling titty

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Finally, a picture of real ceiling titties. No airbrushed garbage making them the same exact size or any of that. Good for this photographer. And that ceiling is really brave.

trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

I give up; what is it really ?

Seditiar
Aug 5, 2012


Holy poo poo this took a while for me.

Istari posted:

I give up; what is it really ?

It's her shoulder, you can see her arm going to her leg.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Seditiar posted:

Holy poo poo this took a while for me.


It's her shoulder, you can see her arm going to her leg.

Yeah what looks like a nipple is actually a tiny bit of the pattern on her dress.

What looks like the brunette's left shoulder is the blonde girl's right shoulder.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
I was barely able to see that it was part of the dress pattern in the original, but it's lot easier to see if you rotate the image 90º counterclockwise.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Haha you're right! It's like reading sideways. The brain is really bad at seeing things wrongsides up.

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!
*goon looks at a vagina sideways* what is this even? *turns vagina 90 degrees* ohhhhhhhhhh

ladron
Sep 15, 2007

eso es lo que es

Comptroll The Forums posted:

*goon looks at a vagina sideways* what is this even? *turns vagina 90 degrees* ohhhhhhhhhh

come on, I'm sure some goons have asian girlfriends

Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002

ladron posted:

come on, I'm sure some goons have asian girlfriends

The Asian boyfriends have the worst time, with their side mounted testicles and all

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

ladron posted:

come on, I'm sure some goons have asian girlfriends

Do pillow people count?

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009
Foreshadowing

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!


Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




I did not know Kirk Johnson did ceilings. What's his price range compared to local ceiling smiths?

Trevor Scantron
Nov 6, 2009

This is the Texas state Capitol building.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Trevor Scantron posted:

This is the Texas state Capitol building.

That's a pretty cool euphemism

"Honey what's going on?"
"Texas state capitol building YEAH *arms crossed teenage style*

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

Snowglobe of Doom posted:



That's a promo shot composed and taken by a professional photographer for the new series of Agents Of SHIELD.

As someone that has watched the show, I don't see it.

I guess if you haven't seen the show his right hand might look like a giant bulge, but that's reaching.

Also, It's kind of neat to see the locking mechanism for his hand. They always make sure to hide it in the show, except when he equips an upgrade.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



· its a decent portrait
– his right hand expands his dick shadow incredibly

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe
If you don't watch the show, his hand has a built in Cap'n America holoshield.

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch

Trevor Scantron posted:

This is the Texas state Capitol building.

I saw a B movie once that used this as an ancient Templar monastery.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Ineffiable
Feb 16, 2008

Some say that his politics are terrifying, and that he once punched a horse to the ground...



You should see a doctor about that.

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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

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