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Manuel Calavera posted:Dilbert Did we just get a "suckin' dick to survive" joke from Dilbert? With a nice side garnish of xenophobia? What a magical time to be alive.
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Good ol' Buster Brown. Woe be unto those who cross him. Skippy (July 29, 1929)  Peanuts (September 29, 1969)  Funky Winkerbean  Crankshaft  Rip Haywire  Out Our Way (November 18-19, 1929)   Thimble Theater (April 15, 1930) 
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Is there anything more to this than "sometimes things cost a lot"? I feel like I'm missing something.
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Laputanmachine posted:This almost made me physically ill for some reason and I'm not usually squeamish. Good job I guess. It made you ill because the nacho cheese taste on Cheetos is disgusting, the cheeto puff is disgusting, cheeto dust stains are disgusting, the cakey build up of cheeto dust is condensed disgusting.
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smug n stuff posted:Is there anything more to this than "sometimes things cost a lot"? You may well be the guy in the strip.
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smug n stuff posted:Is there anything more to this than "sometimes things cost a lot"? The customer has mixed up the shirt sale with his item. His item is not on sale, but he believes that it is due to his feeble ability to comprehend signs.
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smug n stuff posted:Is there anything more to this than "sometimes things cost a lot"?  : "This was on the sale shelf, it should be on sale!" : "Sir, the sale shelf says that it's juice boxes that are on sale, that's dried pasta. Someone must have put it on the wrong shelf.": Either "Well it was near the sale sign, I want it at the sale price or I'll go to your manager!", "You're trying to cheat me!", or "Are you calling me a liar?"e: then of course when a manager had to get involved, the customer would end up getting the sale price anyway just to shut them up/because "the customer is always right". Then they'd get all smug at the clerk because they got their way. I do not miss working retail. Evil Mastermind fucked around with this message at 17:04 on Sep 26, 2016 |
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kidcoelacanth posted:Let's have a pool: what awful nerd name will the awful nerds name their awful kid. I'm going with Kirk Anakin.
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I'm gonna bet on Leonard.
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Tunicate posted:Tiberius because Kirk was his last name. Strontium posted:Take It From the Tinkersons SomeMathGuy posted:Mark Trail treasureplane posted:Barney Google (July 17, 1922) F Minus  Mary Worth  Iris looks like she's more strung out than Tommy. Rex Morgan MD  Great. Now we get a week of Rex lecturing June about how wrong it is to refuse to take his baby, but that he did take his baby, so it's OK. Secret Agent X-9  Apartment 3-G  A girl call a boy? Tommie! What are you thinking?
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treasureplane posted:Barney Google (July 17, 1922) Ah, history being made. Buni  So Pagelow has seen the current popular children's movie? Rhymes with Orange  Ah, memories. Pros and Cons  Edge of a Slow Boat to China  "Wherever you go, might I suggest you take your time getting there"? Oh, come on, Jam, it's no fun when you serve them up so easy.
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EasyEW posted:Funky Winkerbean 
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smug n stuff posted:Is there anything more to this than "sometimes things cost a lot"? If you don't get a "Retail," the joke is that it is a situation that occurs when working retail. Like I'm not even ragging on you, a solid 3/4 of "Retail" strips are "only retail kids will remember this soul-crushing scenario!!" and the rest are Feuti mashing his stereotype characters together in a surprisingly not-entirely-inaccurate simulation of exasperating retail backroom drama. They never evoke laughter, only bile specific to the experiences depicted within (see Evil Mastermind's post above for proof), and if you don't understand what the comic is showing you, you have legitimate grounds to feel good about your life.
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Selachian posted:Edge of a Slow Boat to China
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 Maybe it's just from being in this thread and the bar is so low you might stub your toe on it, but Monty is really good. Imagine how many words the average comic in this thread would use for that joke. Of course some of the really terrible ones would be only words and disfigured heads.
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Strontium posted:Dark Side of the Horse I used to read Lio when it was pretty new and I think it was posted here for awhile, but I do not get what this is referencing.
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Dr. Dos posted:I used to read Lio when it was pretty new and I think it was posted here for awhile, but I do not get what this is referencing. Lio is a weird Addams Family-style kid. So of course his wash would use the "paranormal cycle." I'm more distracted by the use of "their," myself. (Watch this spawn a multi-page argument about pronouns!)
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Johnny Walker posted:
You forget Mark Trail is an excellent mountain climber. Don't mix up a vector and a scalar.
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Manuel Calavera posted:Compu-Toon Boyce... 
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Selachian posted:Pros and Cons
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Julet Esqu posted:
Peter, you can't drive anyway.
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Selachian posted:Edge of a Slow Boat to China Easy's my middle name (mildly NSFW?) 
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Flagrant Abuse posted:Apparently Mr Cicero and I share a birthday. Not for long, potentially. e: SynthOrange posted:Jesus what's going on in Judge Parker?! Fresh hell, served daily. A HUNGRY MOUTH fucked around with this message at 01:38 on Sep 27, 2016 |
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Jesus what's going on in Judge Parker?!
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SynthOrange posted:Jesus what's going on in Judge Parker?! It's actually good!
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The Classic Dinette Set leaves a bad taste in your mouth. Working Daze is sitcomming as hard as it can.  Super-Fun-Pak-Comix exposits. 
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Evil Mastermind posted:Working Daze is sitcomming as hard as it can. Maybe he'll crash the car and they'll all die horribly
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Evil Mastermind posted:
If she gives birth to a Star Wars action figure instead of an actual baby, I will forgive every wrong this comic has committed.
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Command Ant posted:If she gives birth to a Star Wars action figure instead of an actual baby, I will forgive every wrong this comic has committed. Judging by her size and girth they're gonna have a healthy 15 pound pot roast
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^^^It's not like she was incredibly svelte before she got impregnated. If it's a girl: Katniss Uhura Nerdbody If it's a boy: I don't know, but it'll be a shame if his middle name isn't Bones. Luann  lol @ the colorist not noticing that Quill is supposed to have teeth in the last panel. Oh, and I guess he's back in town and no longer touring with that theater troupe or whatever. Really, though, he makes a good point. Bridesmaid dresses cost a lot. So does hiring somebody to do your homework for you. Luann should be paying Gunther. The Amazing Spider-Man  Sally Forth  The Heart of Juliet Jones 
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Julet Esqu posted:
The fact that the "prize" for designing Toni's wedding dress is, well, nothing, makes this particular strip ironically funny as hell. "Let's laugh at Gunther doing Luann's homework for free. Oh, but, let's have fans design Toni's dress for us (since we can't fashion design our way out of a paper bag) and not even offer a book or something for their effort!"
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Command Ant posted:If she gives birth to a Star Wars action figure instead of an actual baby, I will forgive every wrong this comic has committed. I hope it's the Death Star that transforms into Darth Vader.
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