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poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

GameCube posted:

a lady at the gluten free bakery yelled about how monsanto puts cyanide and arsenic in the apples now.

cyanide is pretty hard to find thats actually p good value

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poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

i wish this was about the hololens so we could call it the hololenscaust

ufarn
May 30, 2009
there was the time where this was hyperbole, but i seriously wish they cared as much about chinese workers as this poo poo

it's all convenience journalism without the ethical aspect to these dumb phones

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

poty posted:

coffee is water with toxic dirt in it

I'm literally quaking with rage at reading this post.

Where the gently caress are the gorram mods.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

That's not rage, it's the shakes

You should lay off the caffeine

ufarn
May 30, 2009
coffee is soylent for olds

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.

Apples target market is definitely poor people who don't own a computer and can't afford luxuries... oh wait

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We

corporate opresshun

The Leck
Feb 27, 2001

jazz apples aren't at the top. list is invalid

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!

Stymie posted:

fruit and fruit juices are fine

however, Grains Are Literally Poison, Don't Eat Them

please tell us more about your gluten free diet

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.
I would like an iPhone 7, but I will not buy it because it has no headphone jack.

heated game moment
Oct 30, 2003

Lipstick Apathy
My iPhone 7+ doesn't have a headphone jack and I don't care at all.

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

The Leck posted:

jazz apples aren't at the top. list is invalid

what the gently caress is a jazz apple? is that a sac of heroin or something?

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

atomicthumbs posted:

I would like an iPhone 7, but I will not buy it because it has no headphone jack.

you should wait until the iPhone 8 because it will definitely be back soon

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

My Linux Rig posted:

please tell us more about your gluten free diet

certainly

I Do Not Eat Grains, Because They Are Literally Poison

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)
gluten and grains freaking own

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

glutenus maximus

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

LmaoTheKid posted:

gluten and grains freaking own

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Stymie posted:

certainly

I Do Not Eat Grains, Because They Are Literally Poison

but the juche demands a strong and sharp witted workforce, what do we feed them?

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*
i don't eat grains unless i want a pizza, burger or beer

so like 2 days out of the week i dont eat grains

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

i'm eating polenta for dinner

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
im having fish and beer

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!
I'm mixing gin vodka and tequila in a shaker with a ton of orange juice

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

ufarn posted:

coffee is soylent for olds

do you know what coffee is

this isn't even in defense of coffee, it's just... i don't think you know what coffee is.

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*

My Linux Rig posted:

I'm mixing gin vodka and tequila in a shaker with a ton of orange juice

you brute

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

My Linux Rig posted:

I'm mixing gin vodka and tequila in a shaker with a ton of orange juice

honestly I resdpextt anythig that gets you dfunrk

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

infernal machines posted:

but the juche demands a strong and sharp witted workforce, what do we feed them?

everything but grains

this really isn't hard

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



infernal machines posted:

but the juche demands a strong and sharp witted workforce, what do we feed them?

the correct answer is a fruitarian diet as dear leader followed in the bleakest times

JewKiller 3000
Nov 28, 2006

by Lowtax

Stymie posted:

everything but grains

this really isn't hard

how do you square this view with the indisputable fact that the vast majority of those who Do Labor, not just in america but across the entire world, would literally starve to death if not for modern cultivated grains

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

The most prominent member of this group is Claviceps purpurea ("rye ergot fungus"). This fungus grows on rye and related plants, and produces alkaloids that can cause ergotism in humans and other mammals who consume grains contaminated with its fruiting structure (called ergot sclerotium).[2][3]

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*

JewKiller 3000 posted:

how do you square this view with the indisputable fact that the vast majority of those who Do Labor, not just in america but across the entire world, would literally starve to death if not for modern cultivated grains

basically what makes a species thrive doesn't mean it's optimal for individual members.

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*
like the release of the iphone 7 is good because it brought the world a lot of entertainment, but it would be bad to get one

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

corn in the bible posted:

I like Golden Delicious but Granny Smith is ok

royal galas you God drat heathen

Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope

My Linux Rig posted:

please tell us more about your gluten free diet

seitan is great. hail seitan

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.

duTrieux. posted:

do you know what coffee is

this isn't even in defense of coffee, it's just... i don't think you know what coffee is.

Coffee is prune juice for millenials

cowboy beepboop
Feb 24, 2001

Stymie posted:

certainly

I Do Not Eat Grains, Because They Are Literally Poison

same
my government science org told me my diet was 19/100 for eating meat/fish/eggs and vegetables and nothing else instead of fruit and grains, which they think are magical nutrient dispensers

actually i came in here to complain about the new lock screen behaviour it's bad

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.

my stepdads beer posted:

same
my government science org told me my diet was 19/100 for eating meat/fish/eggs and vegetables and nothing else instead of fruit and grains, which they think are magical nutrient dispensers

actually i came in here to complain about the new lock screen behaviour it's bad

Satellit3
Oct 21, 2008

i enjoy most foods

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

:question: i thought honey crisp was the official yospos® apple :question:

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Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



atomicthumbs posted:

Coffee is prune juice for millenials

a warriors drink :worfgrin:

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