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XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
hillary looks like a space president

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Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Me four :(

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

Apocalypse posted:

Is the volume fluctuating for the rest of you?

It is. Clinton also sounds a little off.

Internet Kraken
Apr 24, 2010

slightly amused
Solid opening statement from Clinton. Lets see what words Trump vomits out in response.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

loving lol bullet point policy planks like a goddamn machine gun.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

KiteAuraan posted:

Welp, Hillary is hitting this first question out of the park. Don't see how Cheeto can follow this.

this was a softball question. it basically was "please describe your platform"

Boon
Jun 21, 2005

by R. Guyovich
I love this answer.

I'm shaking though.

a penus
Aug 14, 2004



see you next mission

Apocalypse posted:

Is the volume fluctuating for the rest of you?

yeah, mics are kinda fucky right now

AlternateNu
May 5, 2005

ドーナツダメ!
Hillary is sounding super stilted right now.

WeAreTheRomans
Feb 23, 2010

by R. Guyovich

Gatts posted:

Christ reference to 2 year old grandchild suck up and robotic talking points. Trump is going to get through being natural. She's reading a script.

first time ever watching a debate huh

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Apocalypse posted:

Is the volume fluctuating for the rest of you?

no
https://www.c-span.org/2016presidentialDebates/

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Apocalypse posted:

Is the volume fluctuating for the rest of you?

She has voice immodulation. Please do not make jokes about it.

Bashez
Jul 19, 2004

:10bux:

Demonachizer posted:

I want to see more profit sharing too but how does a president influence that?

Tax incentives.

I didn't like Hillary's opening very much.

Trump sounds like an idiot only 15 seconds in.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
He sounds so loving robotic

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
This is surreal

Vermain
Sep 5, 2006



I just about spat out my water at Trump's rail-thin smile (?) there.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

PenguinKnight posted:

is trump always this scowly

his face skin is too loose to do otherwise

Lightning Knight
Feb 24, 2012

Pray for Answer
Lmao Donald Trump's I think I'm being serious looking but actually holding in a fart.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
The middle of Donalds waddle looks like a vagina.

I can't stop looking at it.

visceril
Feb 24, 2008
BOOM there's Mexico and China

Jellymouth
Jul 9, 2009
Fun Shoe
Clinton uttered a single sentence thanking the debate committee for hosting them. One sentence. Spit it out in about 2 seconds. Then she got right to the question.

She already has a leg up on so many presidential candidates.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
"donald its good to be with you"

what the gently caress hildawg?

Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

Hillary sounded great and Trump sounds like boring teleprompter trump

Rip Testes
Jan 29, 2004

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
This is so rehearsed. Hillary is sadly toast.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons
I'm waiting for someone to end their answer with "Live from New York, it's Saturday Night!"

Internet Kraken
Apr 24, 2010

slightly amused
Trump opening with opposite of reality.

stone cold
Feb 15, 2014

Lol again with the my friend who builds plants

Carlosologist
Oct 13, 2013

Revelry in the Dark

that was a great opening, I hear nothing similar from Trump so far.

hhhat
Apr 29, 2008

visceril posted:

BOOM there's Mexico and China

he is a MEI zing

KiteAuraan
Aug 5, 2014

JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!


Aaaaaaaaaand Trump brings the xenophobia and claims we're losing all our good jobs to the dirty other.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

Crow Jane posted:

He sounds so loving robotic

they probably doped him up with horse tranquilisers to reign him in

Boon
Jun 21, 2005

by R. Guyovich
Trump opening with stump speech.

YEEEEEEES.

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009
This is such a word salad from Trump. What a tard.

Sinnlos
Sep 5, 2011

Ask me about believing in magical rainbow gold

Trump sounds tired.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
Haha ok it's Controlled Managed Trump right now. How long will this last

Cart
Sep 28, 2004

They see me rollin...

I'm going to drink every time China or Mexico are mentioned

PenguinKnight
Apr 6, 2009

like a kid reading a book report

Starsfan
Sep 29, 2007

This is what happens when you disrespect Cam Neely
Trump is already way more personable than Clinton

she has to show she has a loving pulse and let some emotion and personality out. That first answer from Clinton was robotic.

HorseRenoir
Dec 25, 2011



Pillbug
i guess we're getting boring teleprompter trump tonight

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FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Garbled word salad, plant builder builds plants

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