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Pussy Cartel: Jun 26, 2011; Lipstick Apathy

That zinger was just :sad:

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Boon: Jun 21, 2005; by R. Guyovich

Across the bow.

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visceril: Feb 24, 2008

Hahaha already calling him a richboy piece of poo poo

In Hill language

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Petr: Oct 3, 2000

14 million from your dad makes up for trumped up trickle down

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resurgam40: Jul 22, 2007; Battler, the literal stupidest man on earth. Why are you even here, Battler, why did you come back to this place so you could fuck literally everything up?

patonthebach posted:

Brutal hillary joke. Trump'd up. What a zinger.

She's a grandma, so we get grandma zingers. I think it's cute.

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Noirex: May 30, 2006

haha she brought up the Trump 14 million dollar loan

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Riatsala: Nov 20, 2013; All Princesses are Tyrants

Clinton plays off of Trump so much better than she does giving a cold stump speech.

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Internet Kraken: Apr 24, 2010; slightly amused

Clinton already throwing in two family anecdotes. Really trying to sell her human appearance.

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Mavric: Dec 14, 2006; I said "this is going to be the most significant televisual event since Quantum Leap." And I do not say that lightly.

oh come on you know all the 50-60 year old dem moms just shat themselves laughing at that.

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Shammypants: May 25, 2004; Let me tell you about true luxury.

Hahah she baited him already! Trumpeters it's done

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Polygynous: Dec 13, 2006; welp

"specifically"

lol

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Demonachizer: Aug 7, 2004

small loan of 1 million dollars lol

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AlternateNu: May 5, 2005; ドーナツダメ！

Ok, nevermind. This is already a bloodbath.

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The Fuzzy Hulk: Nov 22, 2007; ASK ME ABOUT CROSSING THE STREAMS

Hillary swinging some haymakers.

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Bloodfart McCoy: Jul 20, 2007; That's a high quality avatar right there.

Billions and billions... of dollars.

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Majorian: Jul 1, 2009

ImpAtom posted:

"Trumped up trickle down" is way too rehearsed to hit.

Yeah, she didn't sound convinced of her own punchline, but I don't think she's going to do too many dumb jokes. I hope she doesn't, anyway.

She's doing a great job so far though.

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BUG JUG: Feb 17, 2005

ps im rich

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RumbleFish: Dec 20, 2007

Very Small Amount ($14M)

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Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Hahaha attacks the loan and company and Trump already fell for it

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WeAreTheRomans: Feb 23, 2010; by R. Guyovich

Haha Trump predictably cant resist the bait about his Daddy

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Demon Of The Fall: May 1, 2004; Nap Ghost

Trump a little sniffly

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lozzle: Oct 22, 2012; by zen death robot

A very small loan of $14 million.

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Roman Reigns: Aug 23, 2007

AHAHAHAHAAHA

YOU THIN SKINNED gently caress

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2DCAT: Jun 25, 2015; pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssss sssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssss; Gravy Boat 2k

Ratios and Tendency posted:

Good god I'm not nearly drunk enough for this.

Same...this truly is terrifying...

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Ms Adequate: Oct 30, 2011; Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling

Wow one light needle and he's got to protect himself.

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Hollismason: Jun 30, 2007; An alright dude.

Our country needs someone to loan it money.

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ImpAtom: May 24, 2007

Hahaha, he fell for the small loan bait.

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Pastrymancy: Feb 20, 2011; 11:13: Despite Gio Gonzalez warning, "Never mix your sparkling juices," Bryce Harper opens another bottle of sparkling grape and mixes it with sparkling cider.

1:07: Harper walks to the 7-11 and orders an all-syrup Slurpee.

1:10-3:05: Harper has no recollection of this time. Aliens?

billions and billions of monopoly dollars

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Polygynous: Dec 13, 2006; welp

BEST BEST BEST

SAD SAD SAD

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FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

She's calling him nothing beyond "Donald" and I bet it's eating him from the inside out.

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Coheed and Camembert: Feb 11, 2012

Many many billions you guize seriously so many billions

China

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Lyndon LaRouche: Sep 5, 2006; by Azathoth

Can already tell that she's trying to needle him.

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Aesop Poprock: Oct 21, 2008; Grimey Drawer

"A very small loan" lmao he can't help but combat it

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hallebarrysoetoro: Jun 14, 2003

old man sniffles yelling about Mexico

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Guy Goodbody: Aug 31, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

stop sniffing

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Fojar38: Sep 2, 2011; Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia

also here's a stupid take
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