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sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
Welp, the Calm and Collected Trump lasted about 5 minutes

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Internet Kraken
Apr 24, 2010

slightly amused
lmao Trump already talking over the moderator

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

Guy Goodbody posted:

stop sniffing

hes been doing key bumps of ketamine in the green room

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
Oh god he's so awkward

Lightning Knight
Feb 24, 2012

Pray for Answer
Aha Lester pls control the Donald.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
Hahaha answer the loving question Donald

TheGreyGhost
Feb 14, 2012

Go win the Heimlich Trophy!
What in the gently caress is this speech

MichiganCubbie
Dec 11, 2008

I love that I have an erection...

...that doesn't involve homeless people.

SNIIIIIIIIFF

Vladimir Putin
Mar 17, 2007

by R. Guyovich
Trump is out of his mind

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓𒁉𒋫 𒆷𒁀𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 𒁮𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


Haha trump didn't prepare for this at all but no one will care because why would they now

Person Dyslexic
Jul 23, 2007
and he is crashing. With one jab.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Lol just turned this on.


*sniff*

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Don't let them leave. Post armed guards at every CEO's office.

hallebarrysoetoro
Jun 14, 2003
SNOOOORT

don't let them leave for Mexico by making them not allowed to leave

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."
Just got home and the moderator is already toothless.

stone cold
Feb 15, 2014

So the wall keeps jobs in...?

Star Man
Jun 1, 2008

There's a star maaaaaan
Over the rainbow
I can't tell if Trump is sick or trying not to cry.

Periodiko
Jan 30, 2005
Uh.
Wow trump is kind of rambling and unraveling already.

Anonononomous
Jul 1, 2007
Trump sure it's sniffly. Does he have pneumonia?

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant
poo poo, Trump's meth just kicked in.

SeANMcBAY
Jun 28, 2006

Look on the bright side.



It looked like he was going to call her Crooked Hillary but got scared when he looked at her.:lol:

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



KiteAuraan posted:

More about Mexico and China being evil.

But also THE BEST!

Taffer
Oct 15, 2010


his hands really are spectacularly small

MODS CURE JOKES
Nov 11, 2009

OFFICIAL SAS 90s REMEMBERER
FOLLOW UP1!! A REAL FOLLOW UP HOLY CHRIST

Riatsala
Nov 20, 2013

All Princesses are Tyrants

I'm no longer arzying.

HorseRenoir
Dec 25, 2011



Pillbug
crazy angry trump is already starting to seep through the cracks

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

oval office uttered

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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C WORD DROPPED

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!
Trump really should have finished that lozenge backstage.

hhhat
Apr 29, 2008
did he do a line before he came out?

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009
He...seems to be making this up as he goes.

legoman727
Mar 13, 2010

by exmarx
Holy poo poo Lester Holt actually called him out on not answering the question.

Maneck
Sep 11, 2011
How do you bring the jobs back? CHINA IS THE GREATEST. But how do you bring the jobs back? You prevent them from leaving. Then tariffs.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
Why didn't he start by saying tariffs?

Iron Lung
Jul 24, 2007
Life.Iron Lung. Death.
"I want you to be very happy" becuase you're a woman omg its happening

Viewtiful Jew
Apr 21, 2007
Mench'n-a-go-go-baby!

stone cold posted:

So the wall keeps jobs in...?

It was never to keep them out, it was to keep the jobs in!

Internet Kraken
Apr 24, 2010

slightly amused
why the hell is he sniffing so much?

KodiakRS
Jul 11, 2012

:stonk:
Hundreds of companies *SNIFF* thousands of companies.

Coheed and Camembert
Feb 11, 2012

SeANMcBAY posted:

It looked like he was going to call her Crooked Hillary but got scared when he looked at her.:lol:

Agreed. He's very good at insulting people when they're not right next to him. Remember Pena Nieto?

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twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Random Stranger posted:

I don't know why the cocaine Trump obviously took before coming out on stage hasn't kicked in.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIaK3hEJiX0


Blah blah politicians bad derp herp

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