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Rime: Nov 2, 2011; by Games Forum

We're not even 20 minutes in, and we're already off the rails chasing ISIS while the moderator flusters in horror. :allears:

# ? Sep 27, 2016 02:27

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# ? Jun 1, 2024 01:23

MasterControl: Jul 28, 2009; Lipstick Apathy

lol. fighting ISIS her whole adult life. Isis isent even a decade old? lmao. lol.

# ? Sep 27, 2016 02:26

Coheed and Camembert: Feb 11, 2012

ImpAtom posted:

"You've been fighting ISIS YOUR ENTIRE ADULT LIFE!"

What the gently caress is that? Where is Lester Holt?

# ? Sep 27, 2016 02:27

HootTheOwl: May 13, 2012; Hootin and shootin

HOW DARE YOU INFORM THE POPULATION!?

# ? Sep 27, 2016 02:27

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

ISIS has been around for 50 years?

# ? Sep 27, 2016 02:28

DeepThrobble: Sep 18, 2006

Jesus Christ, that ISIS derail.

# ? Sep 27, 2016 02:27

Star Man: Jun 1, 2008; There's a star maaaaaan
Over the rainbow

I just...oh my god. This is happening. This is actually happening.

# ? Sep 27, 2016 02:28

Guy Goodbody: Aug 31, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Am I being a homer or is Hillary melting Trump the gently caress down

she barely applied heat and he loving burst into flames

# ? Sep 27, 2016 02:28

Alkydere: Jun 7, 2010; Capitol: A building or complex of buildings in which any legislature meets.
Capital: A city designated as a legislative seat by the government or some other authority, often the city in which the government is located; otherwise the most important city within a country or a subdivision of it.

Trump calling for Major Jobs.

What, couldn't get Five Star General Jobs, could you Trump? I thought you only got the best.

# ? Sep 27, 2016 02:27

LegendaryFrog: Oct 8, 2006; The Mastered Mind

Clinton has been fighting ISIS for 50 years?

# ? Sep 27, 2016 02:28

Pastrymancy: Feb 20, 2011; 11:13: Despite Gio Gonzalez warning, "Never mix your sparkling juices," Bryce Harper opens another bottle of sparkling grape and mixes it with sparkling cider.

1:07: Harper walks to the 7-11 and orders an all-syrup Slurpee.

1:10-3:05: Harper has no recollection of this time. Aliens?

I'm so sorry lester :lol:

# ? Sep 27, 2016 02:27

Powershift: Nov 23, 2009

Calling it now: hillary smugface memes everywhere tomorrow.

# ? Sep 27, 2016 02:28

TheGreatGnocchi: Jun 6, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

This is unfuckingbelievable. So different than 2012 and 2008.

# ? Sep 27, 2016 02:27

lozzle: Oct 22, 2012; by zen death robot

We need a tremendous count.

We're at at least 3.

# ? Sep 27, 2016 02:28

Aesop Poprock: Oct 21, 2008; Grimey Drawer

Haha jesus christ Holt has no control over either of them

# ? Sep 27, 2016 02:27

Badingading: Sep 2, 2011

what just happened

# ? Sep 27, 2016 02:28

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Am I being a homer or is Hillary melting Trump the gently caress down

he's sounded unhinged and meltdown-y and we're not even half an hour in.

# ? Sep 27, 2016 02:28

SkySteak: Sep 9, 2010

Is Major Jobs like General Winter?

# ? Sep 27, 2016 02:28

Herstory Begins Now: Aug 5, 2003; SOME REALLY TEDIOUS DUMB SHIT THAT SUCKS ASS TO READ ->>

Biggest train wreck of a debate I've seen in my life. Trump is 100% off script and emotional

# ? Sep 27, 2016 02:27

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Trump is making me uncomfortable with his yelling

# ? Sep 27, 2016 02:28

Internet Kraken: Apr 24, 2010; slightly amused

I remember when we fought against Isis in the 80s

# ? Sep 27, 2016 02:28

MichiganCubbie: Dec 11, 2008; I love that I have an erection...

...that doesn't involve homeless people.

Halloween Jack posted:

What kind of websites would Douglas MacArthur like?

Corncob pipe porn.

# ? Sep 27, 2016 02:28

WAR CRIME GIGOLO: Oct 3, 2012; The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Sunni jihadism is only a decade old

# ? Sep 27, 2016 02:27

hallebarrysoetoro: Jun 14, 2003

seriously am I biased or is Trump just completely rambling about random poo poo that is only tangentially related to what is being "debated"

# ? Sep 27, 2016 02:28

NoEyedSquareGuy: Mar 16, 2009; Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

This is even worse than I expected.

# ? Sep 27, 2016 02:28

Viewtiful Jew: Apr 21, 2007; Mench'n-a-go-go-baby!

These wealthy men and women will literally punch out the Chinese Overlords to bring back jobs for us.

# ? Sep 27, 2016 02:28

Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

Scholtz posted:

https://twitter.com/griffinmcelroy/status/780578293909221376

The McElroys are a national treasure :allears:

# ? Sep 27, 2016 02:28

MrSargent: Dec 23, 2003; Sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that's Jimmy T.

Holt sucks. Be a loving moderator and keep this poo poo under some form of control.

Eh, gently caress it. Let Trump go full Trump.

# ? Sep 27, 2016 02:27

Gatts: Jan 2, 2001; Goodnight Moon; Nap Ghost

Trump is now tanking because he's a Clinton plant. It has to be. He's killed the Republican party and he's now letting HIlary take it.

# ? Sep 27, 2016 02:27

stone cold: Feb 15, 2014

Hillary wearing red?
Bureaucratic red tape?
Illuminati confirmed!!

# ? Sep 27, 2016 02:27

Mavric: Dec 14, 2006; I said "this is going to be the most significant televisual event since Quantum Leap." And I do not say that lightly.

This is disgusting wtf is going on

# ? Sep 27, 2016 02:28

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

I can't get to donaldjtrump.com but Hillary's site is up and running fine.

# ? Sep 27, 2016 02:27

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.