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Pastrymancy: Feb 20, 2011; 11:13: Despite Gio Gonzalez warning, "Never mix your sparkling juices," Bryce Harper opens another bottle of sparkling grape and mixes it with sparkling cider.

1:07: Harper walks to the 7-11 and orders an all-syrup Slurpee.

1:10-3:05: Harper has no recollection of this time. Aliens?

Is Holt pointing out audits dont stop him from releasing the returns y/n

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Rip Testes: Jan 29, 2004; I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

wtf is 'routine audit'?

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XMNN: Apr 26, 2008; I am incredibly stupid

third person donald trump usage alert

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Ms Adequate: Oct 30, 2011; Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling

metasynthetic posted:

Hillary is way better at making funnies when she yields to the inky cold blackness in her heart.

Yep, she needs to drop the pre--written stuff and just let the goddamn dunks out when they come to mind.

Hahaha Holt pressing him on the audit issue.

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Real Mean Queen: Jun 2, 2004; Zesty.

Errant Gin Monks posted:

Has he said anything yet?

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Demonachizer: Aug 7, 2004

I will release them after the audit.

I have been under audit for 15 years.

lol

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GolfHole: Feb 26, 2004

LeoMarr posted:

Also beloved character Spock from Star Track said this!

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Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

I think I'm coming out of this debate hating everything related to humanity.

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KiteAuraan: Aug 5, 2014; JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!

NoEyedSquareGuy posted:

I'll get you the returns.

Later.

There's an audit or something

HOLY GODDAMN LOL LESTER SAID HE CAN RELEASE HIS TAXES!

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Internet Kraken: Apr 24, 2010; slightly amused

Holt called him on the audit poo poo

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A Man With A Plan: Mar 29, 2010; Fallen Rib

I get audited almost every year

- A potential president, on national television

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SpaceCadetBob: Dec 27, 2012

Do the Political!

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UnfortunateSexFart: May 18, 2008; ð» ððð« ð·ððð·
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I'm not even American and I've heard every line trump has used before

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Lead out in cuffs: Sep 18, 2012; "That's right. We've evolved."

"I can see that. Cool mutations."

Ahahaha vote for me I declared 600 million in income last year.

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RumbleFish: Dec 20, 2007

EMAILS

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CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

And now the persecution complex spins up

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visceril: Feb 24, 2008

Melchiresa posted:

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Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

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speng31b: May 8, 2010

Haha she's accusing him of being a wealthy prick and they baited him into bragging about his wealth

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Polygynous: Dec 13, 2006; welp

I think there just might be a reason for that Donald

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Alkabob: May 31, 2011; I would like to speak to the manager about the socialists, please

"Its just a standard audit."

Dude I've been audited, ain't nothing standard about it.

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Roman Reigns: Aug 23, 2007

He just hosed himself.

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Viewtiful Jew: Apr 21, 2007; Mench'n-a-go-go-baby!

Unfair audits.

By the man.

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Iron Lung: Jul 24, 2007; Life.Iron Lung. Death.

Iron Lung posted:

why the gently caress wont lester call him on ANYTHING. guess Hillz has to do it now.

THANK YOU LESTER!

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FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

Hillz havin' a :lol:

at this

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Quidthulhu: Dec 17, 2003; Stand down, men! It's only smooching!

"I have been under constant audit for almost 15 years."

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I don't think I want you running our countries' finances?

# ? Sep 27, 2016 02:33

Aesop Poprock: Oct 21, 2008; Grimey Drawer

Pastrymancy posted:

Is Holt pointing out audits dont stop him from releasing the returns y/n

He's actually doing worse than Laurer did

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Lyndon LaRouche: Sep 5, 2006; by Azathoth

Holy poo poo, Lester actually holding him to the fact he can release his tax returns while being audited.

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Tzen: Sep 11, 2001

Hahahah

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EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

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Afro: May 29, 2007; Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit

cheering wtf

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Jastiger: Oct 11, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

Tax returns vs emails. Didn't she release the emails?

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BUG JUG: Feb 17, 2005

release the deleted emails smashmouth

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Shammypants: May 25, 2004; Let me tell you about true luxury.

Here are the trumpers asked not to make noise

MURICA

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axeil: Feb 14, 2006

Errant Gin Monks posted:

Has he said anything yet?

he's poo poo his pants continuously so yeah

# ? Sep 27, 2016 02:34

Ms Adequate: Oct 30, 2011; Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling