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I brought my Drake
Jul 10, 2014

These high-G injections have some serious side effects after pulling so many jumps.


The entertainments of my childhood are dead. All of them. Except for books, nobody's carved a hole in one for masturbation purposes. Those are safe.

EDIT: new page, I need some AUG don't I

Um, I'm going to have an awkward conversation with a food delivery person in the next 15-20 minutes explaining that the computer screwed up the tip calculation so it looks like I left four cents instead of four dollars and I'm going to hand him/her a fiver and hope he/she didn't spit in my food. I'm also physically tired but mentally awake as all get out.

I brought my Drake has a new favorite as of 02:33 on Sep 27, 2016

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Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Heh, looks like you've never heard of a... bibliophile :wink:

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

It's like Myspace up in here!

Man, what happened to all those scene emo kids? I mean, what's the equivalent now? Beardo hipsters and girls with asymmetrical bobs?

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

twistedmentat posted:

I mean, what's the equivalent now?

Tumblr

empty sea
Jul 17, 2011

gonna saddle my seahorse and float out to the sunset

Purgatory Glory posted:

where do you live, Somalia??

I was an American student in St. John's, Newfoundand. I noped out of there after my native bf of a few years decided not to support my staying long-term in any way whatsoever.

I miss my sad newfie version of Canada. It was fun, minus the stupid people begging me for money and the utter lack of cherry coke.

Seriously, Canada? What's your hate for Cherry coke?

The American Dream
Mar 1, 2007
Don't Forget My Balls

twistedmentat posted:

It's like Myspace up in here!

Man, what happened to all those scene emo kids? I mean, what's the equivalent now? Beardo hipsters and girls with asymmetrical bobs?

That's what they all evolved into.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

twistedmentat posted:

It's like Myspace up in here!

Man, what happened to all those scene emo kids? I mean, what's the equivalent now? Beardo hipsters and girls with asymmetrical bobs?

I read this as "asymmetrical boobs."

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




^^ haha, poo poo, me too.

twistedmentat posted:

It's like Myspace up in here!

Man, what happened to all those scene emo kids?

I'm still here :smug:

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.

Nah, you gun get breaded!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ai2c5vZGOs

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Bobby Digital posted:

I read this as "asymmetrical boobs."

drat, that's what I thought it was supposed to be. Like, what a strange fashion choice

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.






Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR

Ladies and gentlemen, people like this actually exist and think it is a good idea to remind everyone that they exist.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

cyberia posted:


This guy is awesome!


This guy, not so much.


This guy is creepy


And the less said about these guys, the better.

BigPoot
Jan 16, 2013


It's like a promo pic for the gooniest post-punk band ever.

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
AUG Thread: use the code "cutie" for a free ride

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Mastodon Compound posted:

Holy crap, were you in san diego?

Nah, way up north, like, over an hour north of Sac.

The way it would work is you could use the two self service machines, which were all me as far as maintaining them, especially making sure they didn't get overloaded--in plain sight of the people who kept shoving their water bottles in...especially Chinese grocers for some reason. They'd have TONS of water bottles that they insisted on feeding individually for some reason. Like, truck loads once a month each. I have no idea why that specific demographic had so many drat plastic water bottles. :iiam:

Or then there was the far faster (but not quite as good a deal) method of filling special plastic barrels we had on hand, and having me weigh them instead on our specialty tared scale. One morning, just as I open, a few different people start showing up, not so crazy. What was crazy was the guy who thought I was racist because I helped the white guy who had his one barrel ready before the first guy (who was not white, and was uh, quite large) was finished getting his four barrels filled as he had got there before the white guy. And refused to listen to reason that the other guy was finished with his transaction before he was even ready to be helped. I uh, wound up going to the hospital, and didn't last too much longer at that job after that. He also nearly started decking other customers who were telling him to just take his payout and go.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbRIPRZmf0g

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Maybe he read about the Uber drivers in China?

nong posted:

uber but with chinese characteristics

http://qz.com/786179/uber-china-driver-scams-ghost-drivers-are-freaking-out-passengers-and-scamming-uber-for-money/



Passengers using the ride-hailing app in several Chinese cities have reported seeing their requests picked up by drivers with creepy profile photos of zombie faces. According to Chinese news site Sixth Tone, the point of these ghostly profiles is to scare passengers into canceling the trip, so they are fined for a few yuan (less than a dollar), which goes to the driver.

Rondette
Nov 4, 2009

Your friendly neighbourhood Postie.



Grimey Drawer

twistedmentat posted:

It's like Myspace up in here!

Man, what happened to all those scene emo kids? I mean, what's the equivalent now? Beardo hipsters and girls with asymmetrical bobs?

We've still got em.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eU1uTpaXYyU


I like the white kid in the cap, I think maybe he is one of the other's 'special' brother who cried until he was allowed to be in the band.

Nutsngum
Oct 9, 2004

I don't think it's nice, you laughing.

Care to elaborate whats AUG about this?

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
poo poo, a new release from The Classless Louts? Lookin' good, guys.

Pannus
Mar 14, 2004

Rondette posted:

We've still got em.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eU1uTpaXYyU


I like the white kid in the cap, I think maybe he is one of the other's 'special' brother who cried until he was allowed to be in the band.

I don't think Scarlett knows how to use a bat.

Toast Museum
Dec 3, 2005

30% Iron Chef

Nutsngum posted:

Care to elaborate whats AUG about this?

The video quality, mostly.

This guy's pants fall down for a second. You can tell because a couple of giant pixels briefly lighten a bit.

Watrick
Mar 15, 2007

C:enter:###

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

poo poo, a new release from The Classless Louts? Lookin' good, guys.


Dude, I wouldn't make fun of them. They're going to steal your girl with their suave looks in retaliation.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Choco1980 posted:

Nah, way up north, like, over an hour north of Sac.

The way it would work is you could use the two self service machines, which were all me as far as maintaining them, especially making sure they didn't get overloaded--in plain sight of the people who kept shoving their water bottles in...especially Chinese grocers for some reason. They'd have TONS of water bottles that they insisted on feeding individually for some reason. Like, truck loads once a month each. I have no idea why that specific demographic had so many drat plastic water bottles. :iiam:

This is poorly sourced hearsay, but I've heard that Chinese immigrants are typically horrified at the idea of drinking tap water, because it's not safe to do so back home.

I don't know that everyone else drinks so much tap water these days to make up that big a difference, but...

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?


Furry + "Crunkcore"

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

poo poo, a new release from The Classless Louts? Lookin' good, guys.


I always thought people like this were a rarity, but on Sunday at Halloween Horror Nights I saw a guy wearing an honest-to-god black robe, like a Harry Potter style wizard's robe, over regular street clothes.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
I AM EXCITED ABOUT THIS THREAD


YAY






Weirdest hug of all time.

















Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Nothing like the classics.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

bringmyfishback posted:

I AM EXCITED ABOUT THIS THREAD


YAY

http://i.imgur.com/aOTo3Zr.mp4

Davoren
Aug 14, 2003

The devil you say!


JOJO

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


bringmyfishback posted:

I AM EXCITED ABOUT THIS THREAD


YAY

What was the context for this again?

Toast Museum
Dec 3, 2005

30% Iron Chef

cash crab posted:

What was the context for this again?

Protesting a "free speech event" featuring Milo Yiannopoulos that was specifically intended to draw protests.

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous

cash crab posted:

What was the context for this again?

IIRC, Milo Yiannopoulos and some other people were speaking at UMass, and oddly enough, the audience was not receptive.

e: beaten

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003


Wonderful!

Tofu Terry
Oct 4, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Scratch Monkey posted:



Furry + "Crunkcore"

Reminds me of the con I got dragged to once. Furries love drugs and bright colors along with the drugs. And alcoholism!

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Wizard Master posted:



This is my favorite :magical:

It's like a manchild Perfect Storm.

Pretending overcoat is fancy suit? Check.
Drinking mom's wine cooler from a crystal chalice like it's sophistocated? Check.
Ayn Rand? Check.
Hilariously unaware of food attached to clothes? Check.
What appears to be softcore anime porn open on his laptop? Check.

BONUS STAGE: GERSBERMS

you're dumb as hell

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.

Catnipped posted:

Reminds me of the con I got dragged to once. Furries love drugs and bright colors along with the drugs. And alcoholism!

Does it seems that furries are often part of the super skinny nerd group? Or is that just because they always make their fursona skinny?

Despite my rap sheet, I know nothing about furries.

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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Catnipped posted:

Reminds me of the con I got dragged to once. Furries love drugs and bright colors along with the drugs. And alcoholism!

Who doesn't love drugs?

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