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BetterToRuleInHell: Jul 2, 2007; Touch my mask top
Get the chop chop

Trump's stream of consciousness is amazing....the cyber is difficult, a 10 year old knows computers its so amazing, 400 lb fat fucks....

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Coheed and Camembert: Feb 11, 2012

Roman Reigns posted:

I laugh everytime he says cyber

"the cyber"
"make the cyber very good"
"the security of the cyber"

He has no idea what he is talking about.

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mcvey: Aug 31, 2006; go caps haha

*Washington Capitals #1 Fan On DeviantArt*

Jastiger posted:

Lol my 10 year old son is a whiz bang on these cyber computers!

hey thats your next Secretary of The Internet, show some respect

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Northjayhawk: Mar 8, 2008; by exmarx

Lester Holt has done a loving fantastic job of moderating the debate. Some people wanted the moderator to "fact-check" everything Trump says, but that would have looked ham-fisted to independent undecided voters. Instead he used timely follow-ups to shine a light on troublesome statements and let Hillary have the chance to attack lies and absurd statements.

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Aesop Poprock: Oct 21, 2008; Grimey Drawer

"The sercurity aspect of cyber" is pretty drat close to "the internet is not a big truck"

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Halloween Jack: Sep 12, 2003; I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

Trump will outmaneuver China, Putin, and Harkonnen.

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pikabelle: Nov 23, 2012

What exactly is "cyber"

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Axe Master: Jun 1, 2008; Shred ya later!

Wait he has a 10 year old son? Gross

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Star Man: Jun 1, 2008; There's a star maaaaaan
Over the rainbow

Oh my god. Trump talks about his ten-year-old's skills at computers like my parents do.

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WeAreTheRomans: Feb 23, 2010; by R. Guyovich

paging goon A FANCY 400LBS or whatever the gently caress

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Tzen: Sep 11, 2001

Trump let's cyber, asl?

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Ms Adequate: Oct 30, 2011; Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling

Alright, I fess up, it was me who hacked the DNC. I did it with my cyber on my bed.

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CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Tonight I learned that ISIS cybers better than us because we're not 400 pounds I think

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Kibayasu: Mar 28, 2010

This is a weird thing for Clinton to start in on.

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Taffer: Oct 15, 2010

hmmmm intensify air strikes. yes. this is good and not stupid at all. thank you hillary

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Three-Phase: Aug 5, 2006; by zen death robot

Mezzanine posted:

400 LBS FAT FETISH!

WHOO BABY

Also Benghazi incoming in five...

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Underwhelmed: Mar 7, 2004; Nap Ghost

"We can't afford to be roadkill on the cyber information highway"

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Abisteen: Sep 30, 2005; Oh my God what the fuck am I?

speng31b posted:

"The security aspect of cyber" is he having a seizure?

No he is just a moron who does not know words.

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Spacebump: Dec 24, 2003; Dallas Mavericks: Generations

emdash posted:

ICE, Immigrations and Customs Enforcement. Which is an outright lie, federal agencies don't endorse candidates

http://www.politico.com/story/2016/09/immigration-customs-enforcement-union-endorses-trump-228664

It's a lie but it's a small lie.

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Quidthulhu: Dec 17, 2003; Stand down, men! It's only smooching!

Oh god don't bring this up Clinton he's going to bring up Benghazi right now

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Emmideer: Oct 20, 2011; Lovely night, no?; Grimey Drawer

Under a Trump Presidency, his "computer wiz" son will head national cyber security.

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Sammus: Nov 30, 2005

This is amazing. :munch:

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WHOOPS: Nov 6, 2009

Periodiko posted:

Why the gently caress did he just bring up his computer genius 10 year old son and then immediately drop it. lmao

It's who he plans on installing as the head of the NSA after winning the presidency.

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EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

I would cyber with her :grin:

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FilthyImp: Sep 30, 2002; Anime Deviant

I kind of an happy that Hildawg won the nom. Watching trump get Bernie's thrombosis running wouldn't have been this good.

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Shirec: Jul 29, 2009; How to cock it up, Fig. I

spoon0042 posted:

my ten year old son is good with computers

Confirmed that Trump is an old that gets confused by Windows 10

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BUG JUG: Feb 17, 2005

help someone cyber me

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Petr: Oct 3, 2000

The ICE union endorsed trump, not the agency.

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Potato Salad: Oct 23, 2014; nobody cares

If the_donald subreddit is actually admitting sobering reality, it's over.

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Tzen: Sep 11, 2001

Taffer posted:

hmmmm intensify air strikes. yes. this is good and not stupid at all. thank you hillary

Yeah.

gently caress this sucks. gently caress this election.

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Bluemillion: Aug 18, 2008; I got your dispensers
right here

EorayMel posted:

gently caress I knew I should've guzzled some alcohol and got piss drunk for this

You really hosed up. Make up for it on new years.

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Ms Adequate: Oct 30, 2011; Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling

Axe Master posted:

Wait he has a 10 year old son? Gross

Hey, Ivanka was only 25 when she had him.

# ? Sep 27, 2016 03:14

Errant Gin Monks: Oct 2, 2009; "Yeah..."
- Marshawn Lynch

deadpan posted:

will Trump stand up for murdered cyberwarrior Vilerat

He was an internet spaceship terrorist. So no.

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Nucleic Acids: Apr 10, 2007

Dango Bango posted:

I legit thought Trump just said he was endorsed by ISIS

Considering there have been ISIS members who've said Trump would do a better job destroying America then they ever could...

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Mezzanine: Aug 23, 2009

Three-Phase posted:

WHOO BABY

Also Benghazi incoming in five...

Thanks for catching that! I'm too jittery to look for the GG smilie.

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WAR CRIME GIGOLO: Oct 3, 2012; The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Hillary wants to kill big daddy

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CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

first I have to say one thing, very important

my ten year old cybers on his computer bed

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Samuel L. ACKSYN: Feb 29, 2008

Aesop Poprock posted:

"The sercurity aspect of cyber" is pretty drat close to "the internet is not a big truck"

no, its 2016 the internet is oreo cookies now

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Jota: May 6, 2003; uga-booga uga-booga

Does Trump seriously not know that Bush got us into Iraq?

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Azuth0667: Sep 20, 2011; By the word of Zoroaster, no business decision is poor when it involves Ahura Mazda.

Oh please redirect that to bush.

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