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SirJohnnyMcDonald
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx

Turdfuzz posted:

debate was kinda like assisted suicide imo

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Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

He's obviously just saying that because not saying it would imply he lost the debate, but I do think he'll attend both debates AS LONG as he's not ahead in the polls. If he somehow gets a clear lead he'll skip for sure.

OAquinas
Jan 27, 2008

Biden has sat immobile on the Iron Throne of America. He is the Master of Malarkey by the will of the gods, and master of a million votes by the might of his inexhaustible calamari.
This candy corn-infused vodka is the shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

Just had a whole mason jar. :abuela: would approve.

McGlockenshire
Dec 16, 2005

GOLLOCKS!

Dr.Zeppelin posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/780626558176333824

weird how he has an encyclopedic knowledge of the thing he doesn't watch

Trump in debate: Wolf Blitzer had stuff on about birtherism!
Trump after the debate: I don't watch CNN

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

Turdfuzz posted:

debate was kinda like assisted suicide imo

would you say it was a death panel??

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Al! posted:

baloogan, i feel your pain



ru farting uncontrollably too?

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/780626558176333824
A reminder that Donald Trump literally referenced watching CNN and told people to watch CNN during tonight's debate. Please kill me.

EFBLOL

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

OAquinas posted:

This candy corn-infused vodka is the shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

Just had a whole mason jar. :abuela: would approve.

did you make it yourself like jolly rancher vodka or what?

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
my favorite moment of the night was when hillary did the little shimmy after trump basically just poo poo post all of gbs remains out of his mouth

theHUNGERian
Feb 23, 2006

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/780622131726053376
He hasn't even started on Hillary yet, okay?

SirJohnnyMcDonald
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
there is a fine edge between not wiping ur rear end and making GBS threads urself

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

so are hannity n trump dating??? whats the whole deal w/ that?
gimme da juciy deets

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Turdfuzz posted:

so are hannity n trump dating??? whats the whole deal w/ that?
gimme da juciy deets

sean hannity

Dr.Zeppelin
Dec 5, 2003

Karl Sharks posted:

lead in what?

lead in the chamber, led in the polls

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
sean hannity

DaveWoo
Aug 14, 2004

Fun Shoe
reince mad

https://twitter.com/ZekeJMiller/status/780626243700097024

Johnny Joestar
Oct 21, 2010

Don't shoot him?

...
...



if donald had all this time to prepare for the debate beforehand (what with this being literally the first debate) then how the gently caress would he even potentially prepare for the rest which will come in quick succession comparatively

he won't

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

mark wahlberg in a deepwater horizon movie????


also wonder if kaine can poo poo on pence as much as hill shat on trump

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Baloogan posted:

ru farting uncontrollably too?

yeah actually

gotta cut down on the fart juice again

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

Dr.Zeppelin posted:

lead in the chamber, led in the polls

yeah, the :gas: chamber

sector_corrector
Jan 18, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo

Baloogan posted:

ru farting uncontrollably too?

Shouldn't have ate that Turkey, dude.

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Baloogan posted:

sean hannity

i mean he seemed really defensive of mr sean hannity it was weird n funny

zakkro
May 29, 2015


So what's next, does the GOP try and make it so the moderators of the next two debates can't speak? Oh, and also Clinton can't say anything, too?

Just how big of a baby is Trump going to be, basically

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
what i dont understand is why hillary wore a red suit and trump had a blue tie...


like...how was that NOT coordinated?

nerve
Jan 2, 2011

SKA SUCKS

OAquinas posted:

This candy corn-infused vodka is the shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

Just had a whole mason jar. :abuela: would approve.

two disgusting things combined hot drat

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
Infusing vodka is absurdly easy. Things like herbs and candy that have oils and sugars that can easily by leeched out are especially simple. Also, tea.

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

cnn poll "who did the debate make you more likely to vote for?"

34 hillary
18 trump
47 neight

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

"Secret Server" sounds like Reince trying to say Secret Service after breakfast

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

then theres the looks they give each other... i mean theyre definitely besties at a minimum

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

DeepDickPizza posted:

Infusing vodka is absurdly easy. Things like herbs and candy that have oils and sugars that can easily by leeched out are especially simple. Also, tea.

yeah, that's the beauty of chemistry :science:

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

DeepDickPizza posted:

Infusing vodka is absurdly easy. Things like herbs and candy that have oils and sugars that can easily by leeched out are especially simple. Also, tea.

i knew a guy who used to put an oz of weed in a 40 of vodka and stick it on the radiator for weeks

twas loving gross

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Turdfuzz posted:

then theres the looks they give each other... i mean theyre definitely besties at a minimum

they've said "i love you" to each other at a low point in each of their lives

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

Karl Sharks posted:

also wonder if kaine can poo poo on pence as much as hill shat on trump

i think it'll be less making GBS threads on and more that kaine will be the clear winner just because he's very likable and pence is a weird robot theocrat nonentity

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
This was probably Trump's worst debate and also the only debate where he failed to insult Jeb!

Coincidence? I think not.

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

The MSNBC panel is laughing at how Trump took every piece of bait presented to him. I agree, this is a textbook example of why preparation is important for debates.

And Trump blames a faulty microphone for his pisspoor performance.

Seriously, how does half this nation not recognize blatant narcissism?

thiccabod
Nov 26, 2007

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
Will Trump be able to turn it around in a future debate, or are the things that made him lose immutable and essential to who he is?

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

Turdfuzz posted:

debate was kinda like assisted suicide imo

the part i saw was... different than i was expecting

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

MaxxBot posted:

This was probably Trump's worst debate and also the only debate where he failed to insult Jeb!

Coincidence? I think not.

trump to bring jeb! on stage for the next debate??

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paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
hahahha wow I can't imagine showing my face around town after that pathetic debate showing
[locks eyes with several boosted-rear end loser mother fuckers]



[stares levelly until boosted retreats into the swamp]



anyway, as I was saying...

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