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computer angel: Sep 9, 2008; Make it a double.

NotAnArtist posted:

please do not wear sneakers to a wedding

# ? Sep 26, 2016 23:22

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# ? Jun 3, 2024 15:23

i am the bird: Mar 2, 2005; I SUPPORT ALL THE PREDATORS

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I'd agree in most cases but I'm not even sure the dudes in the wedding party will be in suits at this occasion.

# ? Sep 26, 2016 23:23

Fhqwhgads: Jul 18, 2003; I AM THE ONLY ONE IN THIS GAME WHO GETS LAID

I mean this in the nicest way possible for all of you men in the thread considering sneakers with suits.

Don't.

Ever.

No matter how hunky you are, sneakers are for exercise. Shoes are for suits. Or for chinos and a coat. Unless you're going to a wedding where the groom and groomsmen are in Birkenstocks (I had to suffer through that one once) then you can wear gently caress all, but otherwise wear a pair of shoes.

I have a lovely pair of red Chucks. Now, you might think 'wow that would look so quirky and cool with a suit!', and you would be right if you were in a ska band circa 1990. If you're mighter than a bosstone, go for it, but if you're reading this thread you're not.

# ? Sep 26, 2016 23:23

i am the bird: Mar 2, 2005; I SUPPORT ALL THE PREDATORS

I feel like I'm now on a list on unfashionable goons. :smith:

# ? Sep 26, 2016 23:25

computer angel: Sep 9, 2008; Make it a double.

Don't dress like Ron Paul and you're good.

# ? Sep 26, 2016 23:27

i am the bird: Mar 2, 2005; I SUPPORT ALL THE PREDATORS

Cosima posted:

Don't dress like Ron Paul and you're good.

Uh, you haven't seen me in my gold plated suit and grandpa orthotics so let's dial back the judgment.

# ? Sep 26, 2016 23:28

Inzombiac: Mar 19, 2007; PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY

I once wore tube socks and shorts.

In public.

# ? Sep 26, 2016 23:28

10 Beers: May 21, 2005; Shit! I didn't bring a knife.

Inzombiac posted:

I once wore tube socks and shorts.

In public.

I bet you were wearing sandals too weren't you, you monster!

# ? Sep 26, 2016 23:31

Teagan: Sep 20, 2002; Out here, everything hurts.

You can wear them when we get married, Atarian.

# ? Sep 26, 2016 23:32

Inzombiac: Mar 19, 2007; PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY

10 Beers posted:

I bet you were wearing sandals too weren't you, you monster!

Low cut Chuck's!

# ? Sep 26, 2016 23:36

Atarian: Aug 10, 2005; This ant...; Clever Betty

Teagan posted:

You can wear them when we get married, Atarian.

Finally, someone sensible.

# ? Sep 26, 2016 23:42

Teagan: Sep 20, 2002; Out here, everything hurts.

I think I threw out my chucks this summer. Wore them the poo poo out. I have some cheap boat shoe grey kinda shoes knock offs. All they do is blister my toes and make my feet smell....odd. What a good thing that I am one of those goons that bathes.

Go ahead and look pretty for more Henry, girls. If you want to lose 30 pounds I am sure he'd take it in muscle.

look, I have a forehead. Pulling out my hair trying to burn music forEVER. I give up.

# ? Sep 26, 2016 23:46

Mocking Bird: Aug 17, 2011

Work is good :geno:

# ? Sep 27, 2016 00:02

Schmeichy: Apr 22, 2007; 2spooky4u; Smellrose

Mocking Bird posted:

Work is good

Too adorable

# ? Sep 27, 2016 00:07

Teagan: Sep 20, 2002; Out here, everything hurts.

Mocking Bird posted:

Work is good

Those eyebrows are so on point that my eyeballs are bleeding.

# ? Sep 27, 2016 00:20

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Teagan posted:

Sit on the rowing machine and stare at the wall. Inch forward every day until you are ready to go backwards. Lather rinse repeat for five years and you will be buff like Henry Cavill.

Hey.

I actually have a rowing machine at home and after reading this I did 20 mins on it after work today. First time in probably 3 months, so thanks.

# ? Sep 27, 2016 00:30

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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cash crab posted:

Lake Louise?

Waterton, actually! I'm on the bow of the steamboat headed into the US

Tusen Takk posted:

That reminds me of Norway or NZ

I have also been on the bow of a boat in NZ. Although that time I stood in the spray of a waterfall when it was only 5C outside and I froze!

I've also done it in Mexico. I like boats.

# ? Sep 27, 2016 00:35

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Mocking Bird posted:

Work is good

pictured: the face one makes when they mod EN
lookin' good!

# ? Sep 27, 2016 00:46

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

Mocking Bird posted:

Work is good

Your freckles are my favourite. What a perfect face.

# ? Sep 27, 2016 00:49

10 Beers: May 21, 2005; Shit! I didn't bring a knife.

Teagan posted:

look, I have a forehead. Pulling out my hair trying to burn music forEVER. I give up.

Mocking Bird posted:

Work is good

You two... :allears:

# ? Sep 27, 2016 00:58

LITERALLY A BIRD: Sep 27, 2008; I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Mocking Bird posted:

Work is good

you're so loving cute :kimchi:

Picnic Princess posted:

So are you!! more boat pics, please, something about the expanse of sea and sky is very relaxing.

# ? Sep 27, 2016 01:10

Aschlafly: Jan 5, 2004; I identify as smart.
(But that doesn't make it so...)

help i tried to sell some tickets to the gun show but nobody is buying, what did i do wrong

# ? Sep 27, 2016 01:48

Nissin Cup Nudist: Sep 3, 2011; Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land

Inzombiac posted:

I once wore tube socks and shorts.

In public.

I do this all time

Come at me

# ? Sep 27, 2016 01:49

FAT32 SHAMER: Aug 16, 2012

Please wear whatever shoes you would like to your own drat wedding

Please especially wear whatever shoes you would like to someone else's wedding it's 2016 for christs sake nobody cares except goons

# ? Sep 27, 2016 01:59

Mocking Bird: Aug 17, 2011

Aschlafly posted:

help i tried to sell some tickets to the gun show but nobody is buying, what did i do wrong

NotAnArtist can show you how it's done

_{I see you, pierced nipple}

# ? Sep 27, 2016 02:03

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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Tusen Takk posted:

Please wear whatever shoes you would like to your own drat wedding

Please especially wear whatever shoes you would like to someone else's wedding it's 2016 for christs sake nobody cares except goons

I would wear my hiking boots because if we ever decide to have a legit ceremony it's going to be in the mountains and I'm not wearing garbage pretty girl shoes that won't get me anywhere cool.

# ? Sep 27, 2016 02:22

Teagan: Sep 20, 2002; Out here, everything hurts.

Wait a sec, are we back to guns, or are we on to nipple piercings?

Those cool stretchy ropes with handles are great for arms. I lost most of my leftover arm flab using one. Dunno. Free advice.

# ? Sep 27, 2016 02:35

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

Tusen Takk posted:

Please wear whatever shoes you would like to your own drat wedding

Please especially wear whatever shoes you would like to someone else's wedding it's 2016 for christs sake nobody cares except goons

Your grandmother's going to be attending and we don't know how much more time she has

# ? Sep 27, 2016 02:36

Teagan: Sep 20, 2002; Out here, everything hurts.

syscall girl posted:

Your grandmother's going to be attending and we don't know how much more time she has

My grandmothers are both dead. And I will be hosed if I don't wear one of these pairs of shoes if I get married again. Wear whatever the hell you want around your friends and family, isn't that what you are celebrating together? That you have found someone that you can be so comfortable around that you will wear a tux and vera wang, or matching 70yr old pastel track suits together. That you want your families to meld and meet at bbqs where you will wear those sneakers. At your new daughter's Frozen themed first birthday party and get strawberry icecream on the toes.. Your friends will get drunk in bars with you in those sneaks. Your wife will pour baking soda in them when they get old. She will wear your favourite tshirt to bed. You will kiss her ring. Your date to the wedding will remember that you were dapper, and that you didn't give a drat but to be a good friend to the couple, to be yourself and promise to be yourself with them as long as possible. Seriously? Wear whatever the gently caress you want anywhere, as you are representing your comfort in yourself, and the people you are around. If you don't want to wear shiny shoes, or a puffy dress... then what the gently caress matters? You are all a bunch of elitist goon snobs. Geez.

# ? Sep 27, 2016 04:39

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

I was kidding

# ? Sep 27, 2016 05:03

Aschlafly: Jan 5, 2004; I identify as smart.
(But that doesn't make it so...)

Mocking Bird posted:

NotAnArtist can show you how it's done

_{I see you, pierced nipple}

joke's on you, turns out my guns were JUST FINE the whole time

_{nah they are one of my worse body parts tho}

# ? Sep 27, 2016 05:10

Mocking Bird: Aug 17, 2011

Aschlafly posted:

joke's on you, turns out my guns were JUST FINE the whole time

_{nah they are one of my worse body parts tho}

I bet the rest of you looks bad too :colbert:

# ? Sep 27, 2016 05:21

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

poo poo's getting weird yo

# ? Sep 27, 2016 06:18

skeemon: Aug 4, 2007; $ $ $T R A P L O R D $ $ $

NotAnArtist posted:

poo poo's getting weird yo

Truth.

To break up said weirdness, here is photo of me being normcore af. And yes, I realize my collar is maaad disheveled

# ? Sep 27, 2016 06:21

Mocking Bird: Aug 17, 2011

It would be funny if I got probated during my first week as a mod tho

skeemon posted:

Truth.

To break up said weirdness, here is photo of me being normcore af. And yes, I realize my collar is maaad disheveled

You seem friendly :3:

# ? Sep 27, 2016 06:36

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

skeemon posted:

We're totes haircut bros.

Where's my hipster girlfriend and photo opping at?

# ? Sep 27, 2016 07:06

The Schwa: Jul 1, 2008

NotAnArtist posted:

poo poo's getting weird yo

new thread title?

I'm traveling with my mum now and she keeps making me be in pictures, so if any turn out then I'll put them itt

# ? Sep 27, 2016 07:08

LogicalFallacy: Nov 16, 2015; Wrecking hell's shit since 1993

Mocking Bird posted:

It would be funny if I got probated during my first week as a mod tho

Hogge Wild has a thread for that over in BYOB if you want to make that happen! I don't know if the offer's still open, but all you need to do is draw him a pretty picture (or not so pretty; he's not too picky), and possibly make some noise in the right circles so that he doesn't get in trouble for being an IK probing a mod.

# ? Sep 27, 2016 07:09

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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Or come post in RSF, I only managed to dish out like 3 probations because everyone has been so nice.

# ? Sep 27, 2016 08:24

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Ignite Memories: Feb 27, 2005

Mocking Bird posted:

Work is good

It's a shame your prescription makes your eyes look smaller, because you've got some really superb eyes.

# ? Sep 27, 2016 08:43

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