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Karate Bastard posted:(I'll knock this off eventually) Please don't.  lemon-scented bear
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Sep 27, 2016 01:29
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I have never seen anyone look so much like a lizardperson before. Is this how it starts???
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Sep 27, 2016 01:55
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Nooooooo. This has to be a joke.
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Sep 27, 2016 02:02
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Inzombiac posted:Nooooooo. This has to be a joke. it's no joke, he's already signed to the NBA
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Sep 27, 2016 02:26
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Indecisive posted:it's no joke, he's already signed to the NBA Well, he's already taller than Muggsy Bogues.
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Sep 27, 2016 02:32
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empty sea posted:I have never seen anyone look so much like a lizardperson before. Is this how it starts??? An alien overlord from Ang*lant'i? Yeah, fortunately they sent it back after it blew its cover.
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Sep 27, 2016 02:35
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syscall girl posted:Yeah, fortunately they sent it back after it blew its cover. I wish, it's still hanging around biding its time. 
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Sep 27, 2016 02:38
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empty sea posted:I have never seen anyone look so much like a lizardperson before. Is this how it starts??? Have you never seen Known Reptilian Tony Abbott eat a goddamn raw onion??
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Sep 27, 2016 02:51
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I saw it, I just didn't give it the attention it so obviously deserves. Forget Hillary, this guy is a straight up lizard in a man suit.
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Sep 27, 2016 03:08
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RyokoTK posted:Have you never seen Known Reptilian Tony Abbott eat a goddamn raw onion?? Or the time a journalist asked him a difficult question and his brainmeats just rebooted a few times https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ9y1c73-IM
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Sep 27, 2016 03:27
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For a bit more of Real Tony Abbott talk - as a young man he was enrolled in seminary to become a priest but had to leave because the Christians ideals of charity and caring for the poor disgusted him too much. We know this is true and not an exaggeration because he included it himself in his own autobiography. Being a lizard person is the least thing wrong with the bastard.
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Sep 27, 2016 03:54
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Well that's just his lizard upbringing. He doesn't understand charity the way people do. If you told him it was like giving a warm rock to everyone so they could sleep I'm sure he'd be all for it.
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Sep 27, 2016 04:36
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Sep 27, 2016 04:44
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I don't know what Tulation did, but I'm glad they're being congratulated for it.
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Sep 27, 2016 05:15
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Or the time a journalist asked him a difficult question and his brainmeats just rebooted a few times Wasn't this clip longer originally? And he said he wasn't going to answer the reporters questions at all, so him standing there nodding is basically him telling the reporter to get hosed.
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Sep 27, 2016 05:29
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Sep 27, 2016 05:42
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Wasn't this clip longer originally? And he said he wasn't going to answer the reporters questions at all, so him standing there nodding is basically him telling the reporter to get hosed. No he is a lizard person, see
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Sep 27, 2016 06:03
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Wasn't this clip longer originally? And he said he wasn't going to answer the reporters questions at all, so him standing there nodding is basically him telling the reporter to get hosed. Yes, no and no. The brain melt begins at about 1:30. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PkHix9Km94 Also: 
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Sep 27, 2016 06:57
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That's the most fuckin menacing slav squat I've ever seen, carried out to perfection see how the younglings recoil good job!
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Sep 27, 2016 07:27
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His heels aren't even on the ground. It's definitely menacing and uncanny valley if I may use that tired meme, but that's definitely not a slav squat.
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Sep 27, 2016 07:36
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Bill Posters posted:Yes, no and no. Okay, I mis-remembered it as being before the questions. But standing there staring at the guy silently and then saying "I've given you the answer you deserve." is still Tony telling the guy to go gently caress himself.
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Sep 27, 2016 07:56
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Tony Abbott's greatest hits are not complete without
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Sep 27, 2016 07:56
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Bill Posters posted:Also: this is the look you get from a guy who is kneeling over you as you lie on the ground after being knee-capped, and he says whatever speech he's gonna say, and the next thing you experience is a bullet to the dome.
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Sep 27, 2016 08:09
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frankenfreak posted:Tony Abbott's greatest hits are not complete without I'm no Abbott fan, but to fair to him he looks a lot better in a speedo than almost any other politician. Except Angela Merkel, obviously.
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Sep 27, 2016 08:13
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Yeah, the swimming cap is unfortunately, but I'd be happy to look that good in my fifties.
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Sep 27, 2016 08:30
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" And when you got your six pizzas, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to kids. You got to starve the kids for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up pizza will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta peel off the crusts and mushrooms for the sake of the childrens digestion. They will go through cheese like butter. You need at least sixteen kids to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who has a lot of kids. They will go through an extra large pizza in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two slices every minute. *siiiiiiiiiiip* "
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Sep 27, 2016 08:45
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uber_stoat posted:this is the look you get from a guy who is kneeling over you as you lie on the ground after being knee-capped, and he says whatever speech he's gonna say, and the next thing you experience is a bullet to the dome.
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Sep 27, 2016 08:45
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Skippy McPants posted:Yeah, the swimming cap is unfortunately, but I'd be happy to look that good in my fifties. The cap is actually the one thing I would give him a pass for. It's the symbol of the Australian Life Savers Association.  It looks stupid as hell, but it's traditional.
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Sep 27, 2016 08:49
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Fair enough then. Abbot is a monster, but nothing about him in that particular picture is objectionable.
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Sep 27, 2016 09:07
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Skippy McPants posted:Fair enough then. Abbot is a monster, but nothing about him in that particular picture is objectionable. No-one looks like a respectable politician when wearing speedos Even Putin looks like he's trying for amateur gay porn when he tries his macho-man poses.
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Sep 27, 2016 09:09
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terrible politicians eating awkward food itt
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Sep 27, 2016 09:21
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SurreptitiousMuffin posted:terrible politicians eating awkward food itt 
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Sep 27, 2016 09:27
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Let's not forget this classic. 
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Sep 27, 2016 09:37
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Keeping it to British has-beens:
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Sep 27, 2016 10:25
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Why is the ice cream stretching?
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It's trying to escape.
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