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rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
well, if there ever was a time to toxx, it'd be right when trump got stumped

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lozzle
Oct 22, 2012

by zen death robot

rudatron posted:

well, if there ever was a time to toxx, it'd be right when trump got stumped

Welcome to Team Bash the Fasc. :hawksin:

neonnoodle
Mar 20, 2008

by exmarx

EmperorFritoBandito posted:

We're already there bro

Not a thin enough film.

:dance: going to phonebank tonight :dance:

:patssay:

neonnoodle has issued a correction as of 18:02 on Sep 27, 2016

Magres
Jul 14, 2011

lozzle posted:

Welcome to Team Bash the Fasc. :hawksin:

Mrit
Sep 26, 2007

by exmarx
Grimey Drawer

lozzle posted:

Welcome to Team Bash the Fasc. :hawksin:

:hawksin: :hfive:

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

EmperorFritoBandito posted:

We're already there bro

:siren: MOD ALERT :siren:

Your attention is required elsewhere, for you have been leveled an IK Challenge for continuing to double-toxx!

I warned you this would happen but did you listen, no.

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

EmperorFritoBandito
Aug 7, 2010

by exmarx

Captain_Maclaine posted:

:siren: MOD ALERT :siren:

Your attention is required elsewhere, for you have been leveled an IK Challenge for continuing to double-toxx!

I warned you this would happen but did you listen, no.

Boooooooooring

Bass Bottles
Jan 14, 2006

BOSS BATTLES DID NOTHING WRONG
Hello I humbly submit this shamefully late :toxx:

But uhm i voted for the Hill in 08 so I'm gonna spend my banked tokens and accept credit for doing this months ago thank you

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The Ninth Layer
Jun 20, 2007

Bass Bottles posted:

Hello I humbly submit this shamefully late :toxx:

But uhm i voted for the Hill in 08 so I'm gonna spend my banked tokens and accept credit for doing this months ago thank you

Judging by the hillaryis44 crew shouldn't you be voting for Trump?

Bass Bottles
Jan 14, 2006

BOSS BATTLES DID NOTHING WRONG
PARTY UNITY, MY....... favorite!

Instant Sunrise
Apr 12, 2007


The manger babies don't have feelings. You said it yourself.
donald trump has the wrong ram, he is the xbox one of candidates

Bass Bottles
Jan 14, 2006

BOSS BATTLES DID NOTHING WRONG

Instant Sunrise posted:

donald trump has the wrong ram, he is the xbox one of candidates

Oh for sure

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

its you, you are the :sad:

EmperorFritoBandito
Aug 7, 2010

by exmarx

The very day I joined these forums I vowed I would not write Trump poetry or reference SA in public and I'm not going back on that now

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug
Sign me up because if Trump wins I will need to start ignoring everything outside of building a bomb shelter and filling it with baked beans so I can use my putrid goony rear end stench to power a small generator as I wait out the apocalypse.

Also Hillary is good and should be president.

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Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

This does not make sense when, again, aggregate indicia also indicate improvements. The belief that things are worse is false. It remains false.

Ripoff posted:

Sign me up because if Trump wins I will need to start ignoring everything outside of building a bomb shelter and filling it with baked beans so I can use my putrid goony rear end stench to power a small generator as I wait out the apocalypse.

Also Hillary is good and should be president.

Discendo Vox posted:

*adds tally mark to whiteboard*

Instant Sunrise
Apr 12, 2007


The manger babies don't have feelings. You said it yourself.
watch the movie thirteen days (and yes i know that kenny o'donnel's importance was really overstated in it), watch it and imagine trump as president in that scenario.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



EmperorFritoBandito posted:

The very day I joined these forums I vowed I would not write Trump poetry or reference SA in public and I'm not going back on that now

Why would you vow against Trump-poetry in 2010?

hangedman1984
Jul 25, 2012

Thump! posted:

Why would you vow against Trump-poetry in 2010?

Just because he wasn't running for president back then doesn't mean Trump still wasn't a pile of human garbage.

fade5
May 31, 2012

by exmarx

hangedman1984 posted:

Just because he wasn't running for president back then doesn't mean Trump still wasn't a pile of human garbage.
Trump has been a pile of human garbage forever, it's just coming into the public light now:
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/06/12/nyregion/donald-trump-atlantic-city.html

The whole thing's a pro-read, but here's one of the things Hillary hit Trump on in the debate:

quote:

Just over a year after it opened, the Taj Mahal was in bankruptcy court, followed in 1992 by both the Plaza and the Castle. In the plan that was worked out, Mr. Trump ceded to the lenders a 50 percent stake in the businesses in return for lower interest rates. The lenders agreed to defer certain principal and interest payments and hold off on personal claims against Mr. Trump for five years. But there was little or no reduction in the enormous debts that would plague his gambling empire far into the future.

Mr. Trump now says he looks back on the period as his golden era in the casino business.

“Early on, I took a lot of money out of the casinos with the financings and the things we do,” he said in a recent interview. “Atlantic City was a very good cash cow for me for a long time.”

Others were hurt.

“He helped expand Atlantic City, but he just did not put the equity into the projects he should have to keep them solvent,” said H. Steven Norton, a casino consultant and a former casino executive at Resorts International. “When he went bankrupt, he not only cost bondholders money, but he hurt a lot of small businesses that helped him construct the Taj Mahal.”

Beth Rosser of West Chester, Pa., is still bitter over what happened to her father, whose company Triad Building Specialties nearly collapsed when Mr. Trump took the Taj into bankruptcy. It took three years to recover any money owed for his work on the casino, she said, and her father received only 30 cents on the dollar.

“Trump crawled his way to the top on the back of little guys, one of them being my father,” said Ms. Rosser, who runs Triad today. “He had no regard for thousands of men and women who worked on those projects. He says he’ll make America great again, but his past shows the complete opposite of that.”

Trump has stiffed and hosed people over decades, and he has zero remorse. Hell, he's proud of it.

SixFigureSandwich
Oct 30, 2004
Exciting Lemon
Let's do this

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Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

fade5 posted:

Trump has stiffed and hosed people over decades, and he has zero remorse. Hell, he's proud of it.
That entire section of the debate is gonna be endlessly replayed in attack ads from now until the election.

I know that there's a segment of the population that is gonna vote for him even if he were caught on video tape saying "I can't believe those mongoloids who show up to my rallies think I'm serious about all this Make America Great Again poo poo. I mean, I'm making millions, you know, on merchandise, great merchandise by the way, best in the world, and I'm not giving a penny of that to charity. gently caress veterans. If they elect me, I'll just stay in Trump Tower and gently caress interns 24/7, Bill did it, I mean, aren't I entitled to the same treatment? I mean, who cares if they're boys or girls, it doesn't matter. It's all, you know, the same when they're in my sex dungeon, and my sex dungeon's the best, not one better. Oh and gently caress Alaska and gently caress Sarah Palin. She's a pig and if Putin's up for it, I'll sell him Alaska back just so that bitch has to live in Russia. Those people in the front row at my rallies, the ones wearing the caps, look at them. They're disgusting. If I see another one of those smelly fuckers smile at me and not have all their teeth, I'm gonna have security take them out and beat them senseless. What a bunch of inbred hicks.", but there's no way that his debate comments play any better than Romney's "I love firing people" or "gently caress the 47%" comments.

I'm really looking forward to the next debate now. Trump's gonna come out swinging wildly and fall flat on his face. Repeatedly. For 90 minutes. On TV. If I were his campaign team, I'd be doing everything I could to never let him get on TV with Hillary again. He did his best to be nice and it lasted, what, 10, 15 minutes tops?

I can't wait to see what the polling does after that shitshow.

lozzle
Oct 22, 2012

by zen death robot

Azathoth posted:

That entire section of the debate is gonna be endlessly replayed in attack ads from now until the election.

I know that there's a segment of the population that is gonna vote for him even if he were caught on video tape saying "I can't believe those mongoloids who show up to my rallies think I'm serious about all this Make America Great Again poo poo. I mean, I'm making millions, you know, on merchandise, great merchandise by the way, best in the world, and I'm not giving a penny of that to charity. gently caress veterans. If they elect me, I'll just stay in Trump Tower and gently caress interns 24/7, Bill did it, I mean, aren't I entitled to the same treatment? I mean, who cares if they're boys or girls, it doesn't matter. It's all, you know, the same when they're in my sex dungeon, and my sex dungeon's the best, not one better. Oh and gently caress Alaska and gently caress Sarah Palin. She's a pig and if Putin's up for it, I'll sell him Alaska back just so that bitch has to live in Russia. Those people in the front row at my rallies, the ones wearing the caps, look at them. They're disgusting. If I see another one of those smelly fuckers smile at me and not have all their teeth, I'm gonna have security take them out and beat them senseless. What a bunch of inbred hicks.", but there's no way that his debate comments play any better than Romney's "I love firing people" or "gently caress the 47%" comments.

I'm really looking forward to the next debate now. Trump's gonna come out swinging wildly and fall flat on his face. Repeatedly. For 90 minutes. On TV. If I were his campaign team, I'd be doing everything I could to never let him get on TV with Hillary again. He did his best to be nice and it lasted, what, 10, 15 minutes tops?

I can't wait to see what the polling does after that shitshow.

I would deeply enjoy seeing Trump go full-on "A Face in the Crowd" to his supporters.

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

lozzle posted:

I would deeply enjoy seeing Trump go full-on "A Face in the Crowd" to his supporters.
I was thinking more Nixon from Futurama, "Once I'm swept into office, I'll sell our children's organs to zoos for meat, and I'll go into people's houses at night and wreck up the place." but now I know where the whole "accidental live mic" gag got it's start.

EmperorFritoBandito
Aug 7, 2010

by exmarx
Welp, I'm back and I got the double-toxxing out of my system, probably.

Any chance of getting that LCH tag one more time? I'm still perma'd for Her. :pray:

EmperorFritoBandito
Aug 7, 2010

by exmarx

Thump! posted:

Why would you vow against Trump-poetry in 2010?

Call Sean Hannity, he'll tell you

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

fade5 posted:

Trump has been a pile of human garbage forever, it's just coming into the public light now:
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/06/12/nyregion/donald-trump-atlantic-city.html

The whole thing's a pro-read, but here's one of the things Hillary hit Trump on in the debate:

Trump has stiffed and hosed people over decades, and he has zero remorse. Hell, he's proud of it.

That 'The Choice' special made me realize that Trump's entire life has been dedicated to an elaborate performance art parody of The Fountainhead.

Bass Bottles
Jan 14, 2006

BOSS BATTLES DID NOTHING WRONG

Moon Atari posted:

That 'The Choice' special made me realize that Trump's entire life has been dedicated to an elaborate performance art parody of The Fountainhead.

It made me even more afraid of the idea of him being president

I knew he was dumb, and not fit to be president, but I didn't realize that literally all of his success has come from dumb luck, scamming people, and getting bailed out by smart people, nor did I realize the catastrophic scale of his failures.

We would be SCREWED.

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

Moon Atari posted:

That 'The Choice' special made me realize that Trump's entire life has been dedicated to an elaborate performance art parody of The Fountainhead.
I desperately want him, at the start of the third debate to peel off his Trump mask Mission Impossible-style and reveal that he's really Andy Kaufman and that the real Donald Trump is actually a Howard Hughes type recluse who hasn't left Trump Tower since 1984. Bonus points if it's timed with the reveal that Rush Limbaugh is actually Bill Hicks.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
And rhey are working off a script written by George Carlin

lozzle
Oct 22, 2012

by zen death robot

Azathoth posted:

I was thinking more Nixon from Futurama, "Once I'm swept into office, I'll sell our children's organs to zoos for meat, and I'll go into people's houses at night and wreck up the place." but now I know where the whole "accidental live mic" gag got it's start.

The exact line from the film is:

“Those morons out there? Shucks, I could take chicken fertilizer and sell it to them as caviar. I could make them eat dog food and think it was steak. You know what the public’s like? A cage of guinea pigs. Good night, you stupid idiots. Good night, you miserable slobs. They’re a lot of trained seals. I toss them a dead fish and they’ll flap their flippers.”

Also the film may or may not have been a documentary about Trump from the future.

lozzle has issued a correction as of 03:16 on Sep 29, 2016

feetnotes
Jan 29, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tz6e0c3ZOlw

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iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Phone banking for wi dems right now

neonnoodle
Mar 20, 2008

by exmarx
How's it going?

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx

iospace posted:

Phone banking for wi dems right now

poo poo yeah kick some phone banking rear end.

german porn enthusiast
Dec 29, 2015

by exmarx
i was gonna phone bank, but then I got a phone banking call and I was so annoyed that I said 'gently caress that i'm never doing this'

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


neonnoodle posted:

How's it going?

Went well, did it for about an hour. Got to about 5-6 people. Most memorable was a 90+ year old guy who /hates/ Trump and Johnson, like he was pissed that Johnson "got in on an off year election".

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

iospace posted:

Went well, did it for about an hour. Got to about 5-6 people. Most memorable was a 90+ year old guy who /hates/ Trump and Johnson, like he was pissed that Johnson "got in on an off year election".

this guy sounds cool

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iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Oh! And a bonus story. The first person I got to was a retired woman who had moved, but was in state. I was able to give her the number to get her new voting location :unsmith:

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