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spit on my clit
Jul 19, 2015

by Cyrano4747
why does every nintendo thread always veer off into some horrible poo poo that will probably get it closed

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codenameFANGIO
May 4, 2012

What are you even booing here?

I don't know, but I really like Nintendo. :sigh:

ONE YEAR LATER
Apr 13, 2004

Fry old buddy, it's me, Bender!
Oven Wrangler
Idle threads are the anime's playthings.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
Wasn't there a Animal Crossing movie?

Mercury Crusader
Apr 20, 2005

You know they say that all demons are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Pyro Jack and you can see that statement is not true, hee-ho!

BillmasterCozb posted:

why does every nintendo thread always veer off into some horrible poo poo that will probably get it closed

Only real games are allowed to have normal discussions, such as MOBAs

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Guy Goodbody posted:

Wasn't there a Animal Crossing movie?

Yes.

zolthorg
May 26, 2009

Guy Goodbody posted:

Wasn't there a Animal Crossing movie?

it was cute but not really that great
probably because it was made for children

alf_pogs
Feb 15, 2012


Guy Goodbody posted:

Wasn't there a Animal Crossing movie?

a beleagured mayor having to deal with well-intentioned but ultimately useless animals sounds borderline hbo

bloodychill
May 8, 2004

And if the world
should end tonight,
I had a crazy, classic life
Exciting Lemon
Nintendo should make a MOBA like with Nintendo characters, it'll be like how Smash was for fighting games and it would be great :geno:

Viewtiful Jew
Apr 21, 2007
Mench'n-a-go-go-baby!
Behold this fellow video game historians, a Wario-related treasure was finally translated into English from the Japanese Wario Land 4 website today.

A treasure:

quote:

From: takeuthiryu, an 11 year old boy.

"How big is your poop [anyway]?"

Hey! Didn’t I say to quit it with the dirty questions?!

But…since this is such a good question, I’ll answer it!

Last night, I devoured 10 plates of stir-fried liver and chives, 10 crêpes, 10 plates of rice curry…so my poop this morning was huge, with a very nice yellow color!

It was so big, that it almost reached the rim of the the toilet!

Do you understand?! The smell was a mixture of pickled vegetables, spoiled eggs and crucian carp sushi! If you want to smell it, try mixing those things!!

This is canon

alf_pogs
Feb 15, 2012


if we are talking nintendo dream projects, i want a building construction / village management sim for shyguys

bloodychill
May 8, 2004

And if the world
should end tonight,
I had a crazy, classic life
Exciting Lemon
Sim City but with shy guys would be great. Metroid as a third person action game either drawing from the style of DMC/Bayo or Vanquish would also be great. They're already doing Pikmin as a side-scroller so I'm happy about that. Diddy Kong Racing 2 with planes and stuff again would be pretty sweet.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

They should start adding VA work to the Paper Mario games because why not?

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

bloodychill posted:

Metroid as a third person action game either drawing from the style of DMC/Bayo or Vanquish would also be great.
That one time they used modern Ninja Gaiden games as the base for a Metroid title still lives in people's memories.

Raserys
Aug 22, 2011

IT'S YA BOY

Viewtiful Jew posted:

Behold this fellow video game historians, a Wario-related treasure was finally translated into English from the Japanese Wario Land 4 website today.

A treasure:


This is canon

I will attempt this. Stay tuned gamers.

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

Why not make a ninja gaiden that's a metroidvania instead of constantly trying to make Metroid into something that's not Metroid

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


Nvidia just announced their newest SoC called Xavier. Custom 8-core ARM 64-bit CPU with a 512 Core GPU using Volta architecture at 16nmFF.

Nvidia Xavier... makes you think...

Playing games in my car while it drives itself... the future is bright.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Raserys posted:

I will attempt this. Stay tuned gamers.

I do wonder what it would smell like haha just for a joke haha

DLC Inc
Jun 1, 2011

Saoshyant posted:

Nvidia just announced their newest SoC called Xavier. Custom 8-core ARM 64-bit CPU with a 512 Core GPU using Volta architecture at 16nmFF.

Nvidia Xavier... makes you think...

Playing games in my car while it drives itself... the future is bright.

I would buy a console day 1 if it was called the Nintendo Xavier. lol booting up mario on my loving Xavier.

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
Getting nintendo cerebro up in this poo poo

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
This showed up on Reddit, probably fake, but some people are claiming it's gameplay footage from the NX's pack-in game

spasticColon
Sep 22, 2004

In loving memory of Donald Pleasance

Saoshyant posted:

Nvidia just announced their newest SoC called Xavier. Custom 8-core ARM 64-bit CPU with a 512 Core GPU using Volta architecture at 16nmFF.

Nvidia Xavier... makes you think...

Playing games in my car while it drives itself... the future is bright.

They only announced their new SoC that doesn't mean it would be in production in time for the production of the NX.

The NX will probably have some kind of custom SoC from Nvidia meaning it will probably be a gimped Tegra X1 because Nintendo.

greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax

The sad thing is as a kid I watched this episode and was like "why is every character obsessed with this game? It looks so lovely." And now the VR fad is back and all the games are basically that and every game website is like "Woah holy poo poo this is a life changing experieeeeeeeeeeeeeence!"

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


VR gaming peaked with Dactyl Nightmare.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
Fez is the modern Myst

I don't like Myst.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
Mario Must would be good though

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


MinibarMatchman posted:

I would buy a console day 1 if it was called the Nintendo Xavier. lol booting up mario on my loving Xavier.

It's sad that whatever name they came up with will not be superior to this.

spit on my clit
Jul 19, 2015

by Cyrano4747


Nintendo NX: please pay your respect in this thread.

bloodychill
May 8, 2004

And if the world
should end tonight,
I had a crazy, classic life
Exciting Lemon
A child just died without experiencing the wonder of Breath of the Wild while you read this, Nintendo.

Boten Anna
Feb 22, 2010

BillmasterCozb posted:



Nintendo NX: please pay your respect in this thread.

reveal the NX Nintendo, people are dying

Boten Anna
Feb 22, 2010

but like, extremely literally

Boten Anna
Feb 22, 2010

press B to pay your respects

Sam Faust
Feb 20, 2015

A

edit: Goddamnit

8-bit Miniboss
May 24, 2005

CORPO COPS CAME FOR MY :filez:

Boten Anna posted:

press B to pay your respects

Way to cancel someone's existence. :rolleyes:

spit on my clit
Jul 19, 2015

by Cyrano4747

Boten Anna posted:

press B to pay your respects

f

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

raditts posted:

VR gaming peaked with Dactyl Nightmare.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

the nx is a murder machine

Reiley
Dec 16, 2007


If you want to know the truth, well.... we were planning to reveal the NX this summer, but we got an even better idea, so we're building that console now. You're gonna love it, folks.

Boten Anna
Feb 22, 2010

[img-that-nx-with-the-girl-gamers-only-button]

wheres "f"

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spit on my clit
Jul 19, 2015

by Cyrano4747

Boten Anna posted:

[img-that-nx-with-the-girl-gamers-only-button]

wheres "f"



it's right "f"n there

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