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wkarma
Jul 16, 2010

Agean90 posted:

is that an actual airforce design

because a bomber that literally shits missiles is pretty close to peak cold war imo

It was an internal Boeing study. It also gets even peakier cold war:


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That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy



Cool but I was expecting an A-5 vid

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
Launching in a dive would just be awesome. Sucidal, but awesome.

World's biggest unguided rocket pod.

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -

I still love this so much.
From the Department of Just Because We loving Could...

priznat posted:

Launching in a dive would just be awesome. Sucidal, but awesome.

After making GBS threads out that much weight you'd figure the CG suddenly being all upfront would = 747 divey pants-making GBS threads time no matter what.

B4Ctom1
Oct 5, 2003

OVERWORKED COCK
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Everyone should watch this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SObYcIRTlI

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"
It gets even more Cold War than any of those posts, courtesy of Orbital ATK: http://up-ship.com/blog/?p=11404

Yes, their idea was to hot-launch ICBMs in mid-air. By 'warm-launching' them first.


Yeah, every so often I'll link people to this, because you don't often get to see what RVs look like coming in, and you *certainly* don't often get to see inert ones slamming into the ground at still-hypersonic speeds.

BIG HEADLINE fucked around with this message at 06:29 on Sep 27, 2016

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Duke Chin posted:

After making GBS threads out that much weight you'd figure the CG suddenly being all upfront would = 747 divey pants-making GBS threads time no matter what.

Some of the proposals had ballast that would be pulled forward by a cable as the missile slid out. I don’t know about that one, specifically.

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

I've never seen this before. It's frigging amazing.

B4Ctom1
Oct 5, 2003

OVERWORKED COCK
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http://fox4kc.com/2016/08/03/kcpd-helicopter-pilots-make-emergency-landing-at-kansas-city-intersection/

video
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=8e9_1474734407

B4Ctom1
Oct 5, 2003

OVERWORKED COCK
Slippery Tilde
http://www.combataircraft.net/2016/09/26/first-photos-north-koreas-ground-breaking-airshow/

Murgos
Oct 21, 2010

BIG HEADLINE posted:

It gets even more Cold War than any of those posts, courtesy of Orbital ATK: http://up-ship.com/blog/?p=11404

Yes, their idea was to hot-launch ICBMs in mid-air. By 'warm-launching' them first.

No, no, no. 'Warm' launch implies a mild process.

quote:

a short-burn, high-thrust rocket motor capable of chucking the missile into the air, but fast-burning enough so that it burns out before it actually clears the tube.

They mean a borderline explosive.

Why you wouldn't just drop them out the bottom, let the aircraft get clear and then ignite the motor? I don't know.

n0tqu1tesane
May 7, 2003

She was rubbing her ass all over my hands. They don't just do that for everyone.
Grimey Drawer

Agean90 posted:

is that an actual airforce design

because a bomber that literally shits missiles is pretty close to peak cold war imo

http://foxtrotalpha.jalopnik.com/why-boeings-design-for-a-747-full-of-cruise-missiles-ma-1605150371

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

Q_res posted:

The Wingman series had C-5s slinging massive amounts of Phoenix missiles in one of the books.

Naw, naw you forgot the BEST thing that they did with a C-5 in those books.

They loaded 8 Avengers into one.

8.

THAT is warporn.

CarForumPoster
Jun 26, 2013

⚡POWER⚡

For real though why don't they do this? Cost of cruise missiles high enough they never use more than 20 at a time?

Mortabis
Jul 8, 2010

I am stupid
Cutting a hole in the pressurized cabin of an airplane can cause problems. And we already have plenty of things to launch cruise missiles.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

CarForumPoster posted:

For real though why don't they do this? Cost of cruise missiles high enough they never use more than 20 at a time?

if you know the direction a cruise missile is coming from you can shoot it down. This is why submarines and ships are great launch platforms, they have the required reach and poise to provide an unexpected attack vector.

CarForumPoster
Jun 26, 2013

⚡POWER⚡

Mortabis posted:

Cutting a hole in the pressurized cabin of an airplane can cause problems. And we already have plenty of things to launch cruise missiles.

I'm sure Being could pull this off technically. And while yes we do, one ship 80 missiles, when you need to launch 80, seems naturally more efficient (crew, energy consumption, etc. wise) than 4 archaic aircraft with 20.

Analogous but not perfect comparison:


Baloogan posted:

if you know the direction a cruise missile is coming from you can shoot it down. This is why submarines and ships are great launch platforms, they have the required reach and poise to provide an unexpected attack vector.

Perhaps some countries can, however the B-52 still carries several. This would be a cruise missile/bomblet/whatever B-52 upgrade/competitor instead of a replacement for those platforms.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

CarForumPoster posted:


Perhaps some countries can, however the B-52 still carries several. This would be a cruise missile/bomblet/whatever B-52 upgrade/competitor instead of a replacement for those platforms.

Plus you got JASSM and JSOW and SBD which are cruse missiles / glide bombs with significant range. SLAMER too.

Not saying air launched cruise missiles suck, just that strategic gently caress-you-and-die 747s stuffed with 60 nuclear cruise missiles just doesn't make sense today.

There was an era when cruise missiles used to be able to sneak in before the development of LD/SD radar. Now low flying cruse missiles show up bright on scopes cause of signal processing.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Baloogan posted:

Plus you got JASSM and JSOW and SBD which are cruse missiles / glide bombs with significant range. SLAMER too.

Not saying air launched cruise missiles suck, just that strategic gently caress-you-and-die 747s stuffed with 60 nuclear cruise missiles just doesn't make sense today.

There was an era when cruise missiles used to be able to sneak in before the development of LD/SD radar. Now low flying cruse missiles show up bright on scopes cause of signal processing.

The article also mentions using the 747 as a JDAM, etc truck. Probably would be good to have some already on tap for operation bomb sand like we've had for the past decade but probably not worth spending the money on at this point unless we're gonna just keep doing this for another few decades.

B4Ctom1
Oct 5, 2003

OVERWORKED COCK
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Mazel tov!
http://i.imgur.com/hZncNJ3.mp4

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

That Works posted:

The article also mentions using the 747 as a JDAM, etc truck. Probably would be good to have some already on tap for operation bomb sand like we've had for the past decade but probably not worth spending the money on at this point unless we're gonna just keep doing this for another few decades.

What's the benefit of buying into a new logistics train, string of training pipelines for crews and support personnel, etc vs just using the bomb trucks (commonly known as heavy bombers) that we already have?

This sort of thing only really crops up when the 747 line is in danger of shutting down.

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

Cold war crazy: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/sep/27/receding-icecap-top-secret-us-nuclear-project-greenland-camp-century-project-iceworm

Y'all are no doubt familiar with project Iceworm: the Ice planet Hoth-like secret base the U.S. Military built in a glacer in Greenland. Apparently the base was just abandoned, to be iced over "for all time", but global warming may just expose the base and all of its PCB-soaked asbestos. Anyway, the article mentioned something I didn't know: that Iceworm was to study the feasibility of building a missile launch complex under the Greenland glacier the size of Dennmark.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Godholio posted:

What's the benefit of buying into a new logistics train, string of training pipelines for crews and support personnel, etc vs just using the bomb trucks (commonly known as heavy bombers) that we already have?

This sort of thing only really crops up when the 747 line is in danger of shutting down.

Not arguing for it needing to happen anymore, but if they had built a few of them 20 years ago how much savings would we have gotten to use them in a lot of the cases we have used B52s for since?

Doctor Grape Ape
Aug 26, 2005

Dammit Doc, I just bought this for you 3 months ago. Try and keep it around for a bit longer this time.

Is that one hell of an updraft/thermal? Seems like they had the cyclic way forward but the nose just kept going up until bris.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

That Works posted:

Not arguing for it needing to happen anymore, but if they had built a few of them 20 years ago how much savings would we have gotten to use them in a lot of the cases we have used B52s for since?

Counterpoint: Try to picture Bill Clinton or the Pentagon pre-dotcom boom saying "hey, let's build a bunch of super vulnerable 747 bomb/missile trucks to just tool around blowing the poo poo out of mud huts and apartment buildings, dropping smart, long range, low collateral mini-bombs while we enjoy perfect air superiority and will catch poo poo if we bomb the wrong place."

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


mlmp08 posted:

Counterpoint: Try to picture Bill Clinton or the Pentagon pre-dotcom boom saying "hey, let's build a bunch of super vulnerable 747 bomb/missile trucks to just tool around blowing the poo poo out of mud huts and apartment buildings, dropping smart, long range, low collateral mini-bombs while we enjoy perfect air superiority and will catch poo poo if we bomb the wrong place."

Good point.

Mortabis
Jul 8, 2010

I am stupid
Having a 747 full of JDAMs would not have made us win any wars we otherwise would not have won. For a bit more real bombers can do that job, but also the other jobs too.

B4Ctom1
Oct 5, 2003

OVERWORKED COCK
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Telsa Cola
Aug 19, 2011

No... this is all wrong... this whole operation has just gone completely sidewaysface

Please tell me this is part of a set.

Bro Enlai
Nov 9, 2008

Telsa Cola posted:

Please tell me this is part of a set.

Looks like Bruce McCall's work, if I'm not mistaken?

Brovine
Dec 24, 2011

Mooooo?
Perhaps the biggest reason not to use a 747 as a missile boat?

If no 747 is armed, then all 747s are civilian* (unarmed-but-military stuff already in service kinda blurs this I guess). If some 747s are armed, the risk of hundreds of passengers being shot down is far far higher.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Mortabis posted:

Having a 747 full of JDAMs would not have made us win any wars we otherwise would not have won. For a bit more real bombers can do that job, but also the other jobs too.

Ehh sure but that logic can also be stretched to say that we p much haven't needed anything built since the end of Vietnam to have won us those wars (accepting a few more casualties).

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

That Works posted:

Ehh sure but that logic can also be stretched to say that we p much haven't needed anything built since the end of Vietnam to have won us those wars (accepting a few more casualties).

Then you have to argue that 747s full of missiles is how you're going to win the Future War(tm), and at the moment the Pentagon's idea of how to win the Future War(tm) is to have stealth platforms connected to the Internet so I'm not sure how you could shoehorn a 747 in that vision.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Cat Mattress posted:

Then you have to argue that 747s full of missiles is how you're going to win the Future War(tm), and at the moment the Pentagon's idea of how to win the Future War(tm) is to have stealth platforms connected to the Internet so I'm not sure how you could shoehorn a 747 in that vision.

Fill the 747 with spare Internet. Duh.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Cat Mattress posted:

Then you have to argue that 747s full of missiles is how you're going to win the Future War(tm), and at the moment the Pentagon's idea of how to win the Future War(tm) is to have stealth platforms connected to the Internet so I'm not sure how you could shoehorn a 747 in that vision.

Valid point but I don't think "keep using B52s for a century" was something anyone really wanted to plan for either.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

Fill the 747 with spare Internet. Duh.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boeing_E-767

TCD
Nov 13, 2002

Every step, a fucking adventure.

Brovine posted:

Perhaps the biggest reason not to use a 747 as a missile boat?

If no 747 is armed, then all 747s are civilian* (unarmed-but-military stuff already in service kinda blurs this I guess). If some 747s are armed, the risk of hundreds of passengers being shot down is far far higher.

We armed the 737 so I'm not sure that argument means much. Also, I'm not sure how easily 1990s radar could distinguish 747 vs other 4 engine large planes.

Oh, and I'm pretty sure there's no armed 777 but tell that to the people on MH17.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

That Works posted:

Not arguing for it needing to happen anymore, but if they had built a few of them 20 years ago how much savings would we have gotten to use them in a lot of the cases we have used B52s for since?

That's my point, what would it have saved? Sure, it would've been better on fuel, but re-engining the B-52 fleet would certainly be cheaper than buying a NEW fleet of airplanes, and even that plan wasn't worth the financial investment.

Brovine posted:

Perhaps the biggest reason not to use a 747 as a missile boat?

If no 747 is armed, then all 747s are civilian* (unarmed-but-military stuff already in service kinda blurs this I guess). If some 747s are armed, the risk of hundreds of passengers being shot down is far far higher.

Didn't stop the US from using 707s for everything. Also 737, 757, 767.

Edit: Actually the USAF operates 747s already. Aside from the obvious VC-25, there's the E-4.

Godholio fucked around with this message at 13:39 on Sep 28, 2016

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Godholio posted:

That's my point, what would it have saved? Sure, it would've been better on fuel, but re-engining the B-52 fleet would certainly be cheaper than buying a NEW fleet of airplanes, and even that plan wasn't worth the financial investment.

I was thinking 1) money due to lower operations cost/fuel over the lifetime of the mission and 2) extending the service life of the B52 fleet by minimizing their use further.

Probably doesn't add up to actually save enough in the end though given development costs of the new plane like you said.

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Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
Why extend the B-52's life further by bringing in a 4th strategic style asset on board? We'd have a missile/bomb boat in the 747, and one in the 52, it doesn't make sense.

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