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Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

luv 2 date boys posted:

"Nice meltdown"

that's my idiom to contribute SEe y'all later!

me well im more partial to the idiom of

"sir this is a mcdonald's drive thru" and its many variations :kiss:

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Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



At the end of the day, the word basically literally has basically no purpose.

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
"if you cannot support the heat, I pray you quit the kitchen"

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

Sokrateez posted:

"it is what it is"

This might be the best phrase in the history of the English language. It's basically Stoicism and philosophical Buddhism distilled to their essence.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

"you can go pound sand"

"a stitch in time saves nine"

free basket of chips
Sep 7, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Moon Atari posted:

That's a good idiom but a little awkward as a consequence of english sentence structure. If I remember correctly a bunch of other languages have very common phrases with similar meaning. Japanese definitely does but I can't remember it.

The French have "C'est la vie," meaning "Thats life" or "Such is life"

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...

litany of gulps posted:

Look at this retard. He actually had an idiom, then he edited it out. gently caress, why did I even look in this shithole.

Don't sign your posts.

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

free basket of chips posted:

The French have "C'est la vie," meaning "Thats life" or "Such is life"

And Neil hamburger has the timeless ".... And thaaaaats my life"

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
It's "utilize" imo. That's the most worthless word of all time

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

It's "utilize" imo. That's the most worthless word of all time

That's good if you're writing a haiku and you wanna use the word 'use' but need more syllables.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
"not for nothing"

Its the loving worst.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
"like, comment and share"

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
I get a lot of coworkers telling me that "it is what it is", my standard reply is "what if it is what it isn't?"

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

FedEx Mercury posted:

I get a lot of coworkers telling me that "it is what it is", my standard reply is "what if it is what it isn't?"

everyone else should read this as cautionary message against being like you

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

luv 2 date boys posted:

"Nice meltdown"

that's my idiom to contribute SEe y'all later!

I would like to invite you to the Space Jam, it's your chance to do your dance, it's alright

Stalizard
Aug 11, 2006

Have I got a headache!
The south has some of the best stupid idioms

"slower than Christmas"
"hotter than two rats loving in a wool sock"
"busier than a one legged man in an rear end kicking contest"

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Serious Frolicking posted:

everyone else should read this as cautionary message against being like you

You'd be surprised how effective this is, hardly anybody talks to me anymore.

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
All's well that ends well...not necessarily.
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush - I prefer no birds, I'm allergic to their feathers and they keep me up at night. A bird that's plucked and fried with breadcrumbs is worth 10 in the bush.
The early bird gets the worm but he's only early because he didn't look before he leapt, the early mouse doesn't get the cheese, aphorisms make no sense in a vacuum and are only meaningful if you know who you are advising and are tailoring your idiomatic advice to their personal foibles.

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001

Bud K ninja sword posted:

"not for nothing"

Its the loving worst.

I dated a girl who used to use this and "it is what it is" all the time and i can confidently say people who use either with any frequency are trash people.

In fact when I broke up with her her ~cryptic sad Facebook status~ was "it is what it is" it took a lot of willpower not to write "lol" in the comments

garfield hentai
Feb 29, 2004
I just learned that “don't let your alligator mouth overload your hummingbird rear end” is a thing people say and expect to be taken seriously

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

EugeneJ posted:

king poo poo of gently caress mountain

I love this one.

'i'm up to my eyeballs in alligators' is one that I am hoping to bring back

Angela Lansburial
Feb 9, 2005
Nothing to see here.
I usually don't post in threads but this is the exception that proves the rule

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

VendaGoat posted:

"Yah, and people in hell want ice water."
im going to try and use this one today

ghouldaddy07
Jun 23, 2008
Wetter than an otters pocket.

HATECUBE
Mar 2, 2007

"common sense"

pr0k
Jan 16, 2001

"Well if it's gonna be
that kind of party..."
"in the upright and locked position"

Roylicious
Feb 21, 2012

Braver than the cops
ain't afraid of no chaps
If they steppin up on me
I just start bustin some caps
"It is what it is" is pretty good for when someone is tripping out about something 100% beyond their control and you need a polite way to tell them to calm their tits.

Kindergarten Camp
Nov 27, 2015

"Pain is only weakness leaving the body."

Or a whole lot of hurt and unpleasantness entering it.

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
quit horsin' around, no more of that monkey business, it's for the birds

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
I could care less what the most useless idiom is

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
'you can't close the barn door after the frogs have boiled the sheep in lamb's clothes'

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
that's neither here nor there

Andorra
Dec 12, 2012
"May or may not"

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

YeahTubaMike posted:

that's neither here nor there

Thanks for this "hot take".

Fe: don't know if that's an idiom yet.

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
"A bird in the hand........................."

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

no meds = f4
*prys off work boots to plunger sound* drat! THEse dogs are BARKIN'!

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
What's the difference between an idiom and an adage?

lilbeefer
Oct 4, 2004

Uglier then a hatful of busted assholes

Turdo
Jun 15, 2012

"Be that as it may..."
Let me just disregard everything you've said.

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FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Perhaps it is you who is the idiom, OP.

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