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Oh boy, it sure gonna be awesome when I figure out the joke.
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Forget how people are eating pizza, what's with everyone saying fork and knife? It's a loving knife and fork, always knife first, fork second.
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Sep 28, 2016 17:12
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dpack_1 posted:Forget how people are eating pizza, what's with everyone saying fork and knife? It's a loving knife and fork, always knife first, fork second. What a savage you are. The proper way to eat a pizza is for your Enrique to chew it up and regurgitate it into your mouth like a baby bird.
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Sep 28, 2016 17:17
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If you don't blend your pizzas into smoothie form I don't even know what to tell you
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Sep 28, 2016 17:19
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Panfilo posted:What a savage you are. The proper way to eat a pizza is for your Enrique to chew it up and regurgitate it into your mouth like a baby bird. How do you eat it? With your hands?! 
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Sep 28, 2016 17:20
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Ak Gara posted:I farmers walk my groceries home. The weight he can handle, its all the extra fiber that's getting to him.
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Sep 28, 2016 17:23
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dpack_1 posted:Forget how people are eating pizza, what's with everyone saying fork and knife? It's a loving knife and fork, always knife first, fork second. Stick a knife in this guy, he's done
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Sep 28, 2016 17:26
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dpack_1 posted:Forget how people are eating pizza, what's with everyone saying fork and knife? It's a loving knife and fork, always knife first, fork second. It's always "fork and knife". It's more phonetically appealing to start with a harsh "eff" and then a soft "enn". It's alphabetically proper. The first thing you pick up is the fork. Restaurants and diners have based their namesake on the concept, you monster.
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Sep 28, 2016 17:26
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pizza is an open faced sandwich
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Sep 28, 2016 17:30
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Sep 28, 2016 17:32
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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:Oh boy, it sure gonna be awesome when I figure out the joke. 
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Sep 28, 2016 17:38
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RJWaters2 posted:
Can this be the new thing goons argue about in circles over and over again? It's a lot less gross than the TP thing.
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Sep 28, 2016 17:40
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Franchescanado posted:It's always "fork and knife". It's more phonetically appealing to start with a harsh "eff" and then a soft "enn". It's alphabetically proper. The first thing you pick up is the fork. Restaurants and diners have based their namesake on the concept, you monster. Saying "fork and knife" with a South London accent just sound's like i'm saying "Fuckin' knife". Which i suppose works as an answer for how i eat pizza... With a fuckin' knife!
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Sep 28, 2016 17:49
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It's just a colloquialism, those things are always regional. I was raised on knife and fork, you were on fork and knife, who gives a poo poo as long as you don't break them out for pizza.
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Sep 28, 2016 17:50
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What the heck is a 'pizza'? 
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Sep 28, 2016 17:53
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dpack_1 posted:Saying "fork and knife" with a South London accent just sound's like i'm saying "Fuckin' knife". Well knowing the accent, I'd pick a knife an' gently caress over a fuckin' knife any day.
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Franchescanado posted:It's always "fork and knife". It's more phonetically appealing to start with a harsh "eff" and then a soft "enn". It's alphabetically proper. The first thing you pick up is the fork. Restaurants and diners have based their namesake on the concept, you monster. nope, sorry
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Sep 28, 2016 17:58
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TopHatGenius posted:pizza is an open faced sandwich Say that again, and I'm going to open your face. With knife and fork.
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Sep 28, 2016 18:02
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also the next logical progression to that dumb tumblr screenshot is a reaction video of you open faced sandwich faced nerds laughing so hard that you cant breathe and then you start sucking in giant lungfuls of nearby pizzas and die
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Sep 28, 2016 18:06
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dpack_1 posted:Forget how people are eating pizza, what's with everyone saying fork and knife? It's a loving knife and fork, always knife first, fork second. 
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Sep 28, 2016 18:07
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Your Computer posted:What the heck is a 'pizza'? You probably know it as an 'Italian Frisbee' or maybe 'Giuseppe's Wheel of Delights'.
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Sep 28, 2016 18:10
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Detective Thompson posted:You probably know it as an 'Italian Frisbee' or maybe 'Giuseppe's Wheel of Delights'. This is something wholly different. A pineapple is involved though.
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Sep 28, 2016 18:16
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What book is that from?
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Sep 28, 2016 18:18
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So wait, what does BBW mean again? e: I don't know how this got on my computer so here you go: 
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Sep 28, 2016 18:24
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Italians didn't even invent pizza. Americans(of Italian descent) did. Italian "pizza" is unrecognizable trash.
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Sep 28, 2016 18:29
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TheLightPurges posted:Italians didn't even invent pizza. Americans(of Italian descent) did. Italian "pizza" is unrecognizable trash. Pizza is Greek. Get learned, fool.
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Sep 28, 2016 18:31
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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:Oh boy, it sure gonna be awesome when I figure out the joke. This is all a FYAD type thing where there IS no joke. And that IS the joke.
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Sep 28, 2016 18:32
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i agree with all my fellow americans. but by far the worst thing about italy is all those goddamn kangaroos and guys wearing corks in their hats, what is the deal with the world? its like hello? are you crazy? lol
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Sep 28, 2016 18:34
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i like to eat rocks and stones
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Sep 28, 2016 18:36
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Chard posted:i like to eat rocks and stones ... stones and rocks.
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Sep 28, 2016 18:43
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Sep 28, 2016 19:02
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I know there's a pussy joke hidden somewhere. The text means "meat makes meat", by the way. But maybe there was another meaning in 1555.
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Sep 28, 2016 19:15
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dpack_1 posted:Forget how people are eating pizza, what's with everyone saying fork and knife? It's a loving knife and fork, always knife first, fork second. Well I find myself sticking a fork in something before cutting it with a knife, so I say "fork & knife" 
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Sep 28, 2016 19:15
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TheBigAristotle posted:Well I find myself sticking a fork in something before cutting it with a knife, so I say "fork & knife" You cut bagels weirdly.
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Sep 28, 2016 19:27
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Sep 28, 2016 19:31
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Franchescanado posted:Italy doesn't slice their pizza, and most people eat it with a fork and knife. Is this one of those weird US things like putting the knife and fork on the wrong sides?
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I have been to italy and their pizza was like everywhere else and the quality of it varied massively depending on where you ate it, like everywhere else
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