Roylicious posted:

Honestly she just probably needed a good dental surgeon and probably braces. She'd be fine if she didn't have the biggest overbite and jaw misalignment I've ever seen.

I haven't dug too deep into this story because why but I'd be willing to bet the girl comes from a lovely poor family who couldn't care less; then combine that with the fact that dental stuff in the USA is expensive as hell because gently caress you and yeah.

Guy Goodbody posted:

I don't think I've ever said "we need to do something about 'these people'"

Panfilo posted:

We live in a country where titty implants are cheaper than dental implants.

Guy Goodbody posted:

are you saying that that 17 year old girl should've gotten breast implants?

InterFaced posted:

I always cross the street or lock my car doors if someone in a wolf fursuit is coming my way.

donkey salami posted:

She is just 17 years old and probably didn't know what she was getting into with those two guys.

She bit off more than she could chew

Panfilo posted:

I was pointing out to Roylicious the irony that we live in a country where breast implants are cheaper than dental work.

nooneofconsequence posted:

Well yeah implants are bags of water or goo they stuff inside you, teeth take a lot of work.

Panfilo posted:

I was pointing out to Roylicious the irony that we live in a country where breast implants are cheaper than dental work.

WE B Bourgeois posted:

Uncle Wemus posted:

Of course furries watch Fox News

Wicker Man posted:

One of my highschool friends was like that, but it was all "Dude, we should both get jobs as cable guys and rent an apartment together. I'm serious!"

I always wondered if me not having the balls to dive in on such a risk are part of the reason why he moved on and found newer friends

nooneofconsequence posted:

Well yeah implants are bags of water or goo they stuff inside you, teeth take a lot of work.

The Pi dude posted:

Labes for days posted:

More pictures of this lovely girl and her family.

Apparently her mom sold voodoo dolls so I guess Katie came by it honest?

je1 healthcare posted:

As far as teenage delusions go that one's pretty grounded. At least it beats "we should go to Japan and get jobs making video games/anime as soon as I finish my game design degree at a for-profit college"

But yes, long bright future ahead for the cable industry.

Robo Reagan posted:

with looks like that i can see why these two upstanding gentlemen were willing to face a double homicide charge

Robo Reagan posted:

with looks like that i can see why these two upstanding gentlemen were willing to face a double homicide charge

Labes for days posted:

More pictures of this lovely girl and her family.

Apparently her mom sold voodoo dolls so I guess Katie came by it honest?

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Katlynn's mother and stepfather were also involved in the furry community, according to their social media accounts and friends.

Berious posted:

Furry parents raise a furry kid who unsurprisingly turns out completely mental. No jury would convict

Rockin Orthodontist posted:

Maybe those pics are just a bad angle?

https://twitter.com/Daydreamerfox/status/671556018589970432

Berious posted:

Furry parents raise a furry kid

hth posted:

my freshman roommate in college was friends with a dude who was like 250 pounds and a bit of a stoner frat boy.

he dressed up in a full body cow costume and took a bunch of mushrooms before going to a basement party at a frat house. he started to freak out when people started coming up to him to scream "Moo!".

Anyways, he was keeping his poo poo together pretty well until his girlfriend called. He lost his poo poo and started running down the street screaming crying. We found out later that she called him to tell him she cheated on him and to break up with him.

It took the rest of the night to find him and then to convince the 250 lb cow man to come home. Long story short when i finally did get him back to the dorms i sold him for 5 magic beans and i live in a sky castle now. poo poo was dope, yo

hth posted:

what about a kangaroo court?

Crowsbeak posted:

Nope I think this thread will go great. I just am suggesting the furries might be headed towards the gas chamber.

Berious posted:

Furry parents raise a furry kid who unsurprisingly turns out completely mental. No jury would convict

Rhymenoserous posted:

her upper jaw was the murder weapon.

Rockin Orthodontist posted:

The face that launched a thousand ships.





(in the other direction, lol)

error1 posted:

There's no need to do that, they have a natural fear of man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUULY8FSJQY

nigga crab pollock posted:

i think some people especially those who never learned to empathize with others get so many of their life skills and learned social behaviors from TV movies and advertisements that it skews their sense of morality and reason so far into the realm of fantasy that they do poo poo like murder their girlfriends family, or say that they are fox/wolf/dragon hybrids IRL

there is no concept of what other people might think of the situation because it is, in their mind, framed entirely in their favor. a simple thought like 'what would a stranger think?' is literally outside the scope of these people's concept of the world around them. they are the star of a movie and everyone around them are extras, not co-stars. the things they do don't need explaining because they are obvious, and any transgression (no matter how slight or accidental) is a declaration of total war because the only reason Bad Things happen to the Main Character is if Someone Did It On Purpose.

a nerd seething with rage because you told them that pretending to be a fox/bird hybrid is dumb as gently caress because I AM A FOX BIRD HYBRID, HOW DO YOU KNOW IM NOT?

hth posted:

my freshman roommate in college was friends with a dude who was like 250 pounds and a bit of a stoner frat boy.

he dressed up in a full body cow costume and took a bunch of mushrooms before going to a basement party at a frat house. he started to freak out when people started coming up to him to scream "Moo!".

Anyways, he was keeping his poo poo together pretty well until his girlfriend called. He lost his poo poo and started running down the street screaming crying. We found out later that she called him to tell him she cheated on him and to break up with him.

It took the rest of the night to find him and then to convince the 250 lb cow man to come home. Long story short when i finally did get him back to the dorms i sold him for 5 magic beans and i live in a sky castle now. poo poo was dope, yo