Combat Camera/MilPics: The missile knows where it is.

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Proud Christian Mom: Dec 20, 2006; READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

yall make it really hard to support the troops

# ? Sep 26, 2016 21:35

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# ? May 10, 2024 16:02

UP THE BUM NO BABY: Sep 1, 2011; by Hand Knit

go3 posted:

yall make it really hard to support the troops

Good, the troops are assholes

# ? Sep 26, 2016 21:39

Terrible Robot: Jul 2, 2010; FRIED CHICKEN; Slippery Tilde

# ? Sep 26, 2016 22:17

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Pesticide20 posted:

Good, the troops are assholes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTr60WYjNM4

Riot Carol Danvers fucked around with this message at 23:02 on Sep 26, 2016

# ? Sep 26, 2016 22:59

Duke Chin: Jan 11, 2002; _{^{Roger That:}}
MILK CRATES INBOUND

_{_{^{- FUCK THE HABS -}}}

Booblord Zagats posted:

What was it? The image is already dead.

# ? Sep 27, 2016 00:49

Syrian Lannister: Aug 25, 2007; Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.; Sugartime Jones

Cross posting

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3373768&pagenumber=891#post464686298

:flashfap:

# ? Sep 27, 2016 01:07

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Fudge posted:

Ahahahaha the idea of an Army relationship that's a non-marriage lasting the ~10 years it would take him to become an E-7 is ridiculous. And poo poo how many service stripes are there? 6? That's eighteen years.

No. This fat bitch is his fourth, maybe fifth wife. Probably manager at the AAFES barber shop or a cashier at the place where they overcharge for furniture. This dude is looking for that dependent rate BAH cause he can barely make child support payments while living in the shittiest apartment complex near the base. He's rubbing her feet cause he's such a sorry alcoholic loser a woman that isn't a train wreck won't even engage him in small talk. He tried banging his subordinates but got reprimanded by the batallion commander cause he got jealous when a PVT started hittin that poo poo too

Anyways that's that guys story. She was fat when he met her

Content for Dick Book v3.

# ? Sep 27, 2016 01:15

Nostalgia4Dogges: Jun 18, 2004; Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKtVpvzUF1Y

# ? Sep 29, 2016 08:44

Daktari: May 30, 2006; As men in rage strike those that wish them best,

Could anyone help me out with the PSA put up, after some dipships drove around a camp with a claymore strapped to the grill of their ride?

# ? Sep 29, 2016 15:08

Syrian Lannister: Aug 25, 2007; Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.; Sugartime Jones

Daktari posted:

Could anyone help me out with the PSA put up, after some dipships drove around a camp with a claymore strapped to the grill of their ride?

# ? Sep 29, 2016 15:27

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

Blooper reel time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiN9M0ahfmM

# ? Sep 29, 2016 17:14

CommieGIR: Aug 22, 2006; The blue glow is a feature, not a bug; Pillbug

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Blooper reel time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiN9M0ahfmM

Its a tie between the NATO AWACS nearly striking the boom then diving to avoid a collision, and the Super Stallion chopping his own refueling probe off.

# ? Sep 29, 2016 18:22

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRVHylmxUk8&t=184s

# ? Sep 29, 2016 19:06

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

That AWACS makes me pucker every time I see it.

# ? Sep 29, 2016 19:15

Proud Christian Mom: Dec 20, 2006; READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

Yeah I was pretty certain that video was going to end with a NTSB investigation

# ? Sep 29, 2016 19:21

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

Proud Christian Mom posted:

Yeah I was pretty certain that video was going to end with a NTSB investigation

To soothe your blue balls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odRCEHBmLfU

# ? Sep 29, 2016 19:23

Daktari: May 30, 2006; As men in rage strike those that wish them best,

Syrian Lannister posted:

Found it:

http://i.imgur.com/8u8bql1.jpg

# ? Sep 29, 2016 20:08

Jaguars!: Jul 31, 2012

Has anyone ever ingested a refuelling hose into their engine?

Landing with the drogue stuck to the tip of your probe must be embarrassing.

# ? Sep 29, 2016 23:41

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

In the fighter fling 2004 video they hung the basket over that dude's seat in the briefing room.

So yeah, probably.

# ? Sep 30, 2016 04:07

Jaguars!: Jul 31, 2012

Figured it'd be something like that. Personally I'd mark up one of those pleated chefs hats like the basket and force them to wear it for a month of two.

# ? Sep 30, 2016 07:27

Zeris: Apr 15, 2003; Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Daktari posted:

Found it:

http://i.imgur.com/8u8bql1.jpg

That IS very mad max

# ? Sep 30, 2016 12:53

Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

Personally, I think thats how we should always conduct post-invaison operations, just let each FOB go loving nuts, give them a fiefdom, and terrorize it in gaudy costumes with murder jeeps, all telling Gen. Mattis to witness them

# ? Sep 30, 2016 14:11

Seizure Meat: Jul 23, 2008; by Smythe

Zeris posted:

That IS very mad max

less mad max, more battlefield

no doubt their plan involved a last minute and very dramatic jump from the vehicle, clacker in hand

# ? Sep 30, 2016 14:21

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

Booblord Zagats posted:

Personally, I think thats how we should always conduct post-invaison operations, just let each FOB go loving nuts, give them a fiefdom, and terrorize it in gaudy costumes with murder jeeps, all telling Gen. Mattis to witness them

I'd re-enlist.

# ? Sep 30, 2016 19:23

Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

Mike-o posted:

I'd re-enlist.

In a loving heartbeat, my man

# ? Sep 30, 2016 19:41

Diarrhea Elemental: Apr 2, 2012; Am I correct in my assumption, you fish-faced enemy of the people?

Switch to the Conan RoEs, recruitment and retention problems solved until the heat death of the universe.

# ? Sep 30, 2016 20:20

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

Mike-o posted:

I'd re-enlist.

It would be as close as we could get to Fallout raiders too.

# ? Sep 30, 2016 20:40

Seizure Meat: Jul 23, 2008; by Smythe

# ? Sep 30, 2016 20:49

Syrian Lannister: Aug 25, 2007; Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.; Sugartime Jones

Mike-o posted:

I'd re-enlist.

Booblord Zagats posted:

In a loving heartbeat, my man

If they'd take me at 44-45, I'm in/

holocaust bloopers posted:

It would be as close as we could get to Fallout raiders too.

VikingSkull posted:

I miss TW2K, and Merc 2000

# ? Sep 30, 2016 20:55

mlmp08: Jul 11, 2004; Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration; Nap Ghost

Why enlist when you could just show up and pick a faction/die.

# ? Sep 30, 2016 20:57

UP THE BUM NO BABY: Sep 1, 2011; by Hand Knit

mlmp08 posted:

Why enlist when you could just show up and pick a faction/die.

I'm the guy that gets murdered while his female companion gets raped. Just being realistic.

# ? Sep 30, 2016 20:59

Syrian Lannister: Aug 25, 2007; Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.; Sugartime Jones

Wait, when did we go to Iceland

# ? Sep 30, 2016 21:00

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

I like the idea of a Mad Max-ed out Abrams tank. Warboys hanging off the side tossing explosive spears onto hiluxes, spitting Jet-A into a firewalled turbine screaming for the embrace of Valhalla.

120mm smooth bore, all rifled and smoking.

# ? Sep 30, 2016 21:03

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

holocaust bloopers posted:

I like the idea of a Mad Max-ed out Abrams tank. Warboys hanging off the side tossing explosive spears onto hiluxes, spitting Jet-A into a firewalled turbine screaming for the embrace of Valhalla.

120mm smooth bore, all rifled and smoking.

Rack full of CAN rounds. Maybe sub out 10 for HEAT rounds. Fury Road is something I could get in close and dirty with grapeshot. Spraypaint WITNESS THIS on the barrel.

# ? Sep 30, 2016 21:07