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Ynglaur
Oct 9, 2013

The Malta Conference, anyone?

Angry Lobster posted:

(ll. 373-375) Do not let a flaunting woman coax and cozen and deceive you: she is after your barn. The man who trusts womankind trust deceivers.

Ah Hesiod, you classical goon :allears:

What was the ancient Greek equivalent of a fedora?

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Tunicate
May 15, 2012

A toga?

my dad
Oct 17, 2012

this shall be humorous

Ynglaur posted:

What was the ancient Greek equivalent of a fedora?

A barrel.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Ynglaur posted:

What was the ancient Greek equivalent of a fedora?

A red cloak and lambda.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Ynglaur posted:

What was the ancient Greek equivalent of a fedora?

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008


The toga is the Roman (not Greek) equivalent of a business suit, so nah.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

my dad posted:

A barrel.
Correct.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

feedmegin posted:

The toga is the Roman (not Greek) equivalent of a business suit, so nah.

I meant the Cato-style olde fashioned Toga

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Ancient Roman Coins found in Japan!

The article is very clear that they don't think there was a direct link between Japan and Rome but rather the particular castle they're excavating had trade links in Asia in the 15th Century and probably picked up the coins (including the 3rd/4th century ones) that way, but I still think it's really goddamn cool!

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Neat. They'd already found Roman glass beads but that was the only Roman find in Japan so far.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

Arglebargle III posted:

Any good resources on the history of agriculture?

Eat More Cabbage

Elyv
Jun 14, 2013




Now I'm wondering if Diocletian ever wrote anything about cabbage because I'm pretty sure I'd trust him more on that subject than Cato.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

From a PYF thread I had to post this here.

The dancing plague

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dancing_Plague_of_1518?wprov=sfsi1

Hellequin
Feb 26, 2008

You Scream! You open your TORN, ROTTED, DECOMPOSED MOUTH AND SCREAM!

Arglebargle III posted:

Any good resources on the history of agriculture?

If you're looking for primary sources on ancient agriculture, Columella's "Res Rustica" is a book devoted entirely to running an agricultural estate (complete with instructions on how best to utilize slave labour).

A few of my friends in the year ahead of mine during my undergraduate had to translate large sections of it for their Latin prose course, the teacher was a madman and checked out the only translations from the university library, so everyone was blind reading a 2nd century agricultural text and losing their minds.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



feedmegin posted:

The toga is the Roman (not Greek) equivalent of a business suit, so nah.

So that would make a laurel wreath the Roman equivalent to the fedora? :v:

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
Julius wore it to cover his baldness, and to look cool.

So, yes?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

Julius wore it to cover his baldness, and to look cool.

So, yes?

"Today you are euphoric.... but remember you are mortal."

Baron Porkface
Jan 22, 2007


Is there robust study of Classical Chinese grafitti the way there is for Roman grafitti?

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


I'm not sure there is any classical Chinese graffiti. The Romans were really into writing on walls since they were considered public spaces for everyone to use, I don't know if China had that. Also like most of East Asia, Chinese construction was largely wood and didn't last very long. We have next to nothing original from that long ago. Last thing is I am pretty sure literacy in ancient China was quite rare, nowhere near as common as in the (urban) Roman Empire. Even today for native speakers learning to read and write Chinese takes several years of schooling, and that's with pinyin making it vastly easier to learn than it used to be. I teach in Chinese schools and have seen that they're still learning characters at least into seventh grade, and it stops somewhere before tenth.

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

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Salad Prong
Aren't most of our examples of roman graffiti things that were conveniently buried by volcanic activity? China doesn't have so much of that.

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Even if literacy was widespread the only writing remaining from that era would be on metal or stone carvings. The Chinese built out of wood and wrote on silk and paper.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


fishmech posted:

Aren't most of our examples of roman graffiti things that were conveniently buried by volcanic activity? China doesn't have so much of that.

The best examples are the ones preserved in Campania, yeah, but there are others. The ability to see ancient paint from analyzing microscopic bits left on surfaces helps. There's also two categories of graffiti. There's the "Lucius stop loving your sister" things scratched into them, and the more official stuff like painted advertisements and government notices and stuff that would've covered the outside walls of a lot of buildings.

Koramei
Nov 11, 2011

I have three regrets
The first is to be born in Joseon.
Graffiti doesn't have to be written words, it can be any old bullshit. There's a pretty famous example of a board for a game of Ur or Senet or something scratched onto an old Mesopotamian gateway when presumably the guys guarding it got bored for a while.

I'd be pretty surprised if there wasn't graffiti of some description in ancient China, even if none of it survived. I think the urge to make your mark by defacing a public building transcends culture and can be found anywhere in the world.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


If some Wang draws a dick on a wall but the wall is gone, was there ever truly a dick?

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Grand Fromage posted:

The best examples are the ones preserved in Campania, yeah, but there are others. The ability to see ancient paint from analyzing microscopic bits left on surfaces helps. There's also two categories of graffiti. There's the "Lucius stop loving your sister" things scratched into them, and the more official stuff like painted advertisements and government notices and stuff that would've covered the outside walls of a lot of buildings.

"Visit Lucius' bakery! Mention this advertisement and get 20% off on your first bread purchase!" :allears:

P-Mack
Nov 10, 2007

I'm hoping for some incredible dick drawings when they finally excavate Qin Shi Huang's tomb.

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


GreyjoyBastard posted:

"Visit Lucius' bakery! Mention this advertisement and get 20% off on your first bread purchase!" :allears:

"Also, don't mention my sister"

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


Family oriented business values!

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

There's Chinese grafitti in that ancient Egyptian temple, surely that counts? :v:

hailthefish
Oct 24, 2010

My favorite is the "Halfdan was here" carved on a wall in the Hagia Sophia

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

hailthefish posted:

My favorite is the "Halfdan was here" carved on a wall in the Hagia Sophia

That is the best one, because you know there was probably a bunch of people standing there mortified while a loving Viking drunkenly scrawled his name in a marble slab, but they weren't about to do poo poo about it.

fantastic in plastic
Jun 15, 2007

The Socialist Workers Party's newspaper proved to be a tough sell to downtown businessmen.

FAUXTON posted:

That is the best one, because you know there was probably a bunch of people standing there mortified while a loving Viking drunkenly scrawled his name in a marble slab, but they weren't about to do poo poo about it.

I imagine it was an office story for decades. "Hey, dude, tell the new guy about the time that loving viking wrote his name in the wall!"

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
Speaking of which, the Norse wrote stuff everywhere. Let's talk about the Piraeus Lion, a lion statue that originally stood in Piraeus, but was looted by Venetians in 1687.

It has two lindworm inscriptions in the shoulders and flanks, one on either side, from the second half of the 11th century. The one on the right is funnier, so I'll write that one.

Varangian hardass posted:

Asmund cut these runes with Asgeir and Thorleif, Thord and Ivar, at the request of Harold the Tall, though the Greeks considered about and forbade it.

I just found it funny that they complained about the Greeks complaining about their vandalism, as part of their vandalism.

Angry Salami
Jul 27, 2013

Don't trust the skull.
So, how literate were the Norse if they were carving their names into everything? For that matter, how literate were the Greeks at this point? As much as the classical Romans, or had there been a decline?

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


I would bet the Varangian Guard were all required to be literate, at the least. Not sure beyond that. I actually don't know anything about literacy in the medieval empire but my guess is it would be similar. Urban populations largely literate, rural not so much. If anyone knows more please post!

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

Angry Salami posted:

So, how literate were the Norse if they were carving their names into everything? For that matter, how literate were the Greeks at this point? As much as the classical Romans, or had there been a decline?

as far as i know, the byzantine empire saw a high rate of lay literacy, but rodrigo diaz would know more about that

Waci
May 30, 2011

A boy and his dog.

Angry Salami posted:

So, how literate were the Norse if they were carving their names into everything? For that matter, how literate were the Greeks at this point? As much as the classical Romans, or had there been a decline?

Remember these are the high end exports, not a bargain bin throngs of trashy thralls.

Guildencrantz
May 1, 2012

IM ONE OF THE GOOD ONES

Angry Salami posted:

So, how literate were the Norse if they were carving their names into everything? For that matter, how literate were the Greeks at this point? As much as the classical Romans, or had there been a decline?

As far as the Norse go, they wouldn't have the kind of common literacy that the Roman Empire had. You have to remember that, at least in the pagan era, they had a very different approach to writing - Latin and Greek writing was a tool of communication, but runes were one foot in the secular sphere and one foot in the sacred, what with all the magic-related runes going around. Early runes are usually either commemorations of important events and people or, less frequently, spells ranging from writing "STRENGTH" on your necklace to full-blown poems. As time goes on, this dissipates and we see a lot less of "these runes will grant calm seas and success in Olafr's raid" and a lot more mundane inscriptions like "this is Olafr's hammer do not steal". This also tells us that literacy probably got more common over time, especially with the arrival of Christianity when runes start to lose their magic powers. Around the time of Christianization, you also see a bunch of runestones that say Such-And-Such Family adopted Christianity - it's a religious event, so of course you'll have runes carved to strengthen your Christian magic!

As far as we can tell, literacy was considered a respected craft - and the Norse were seriously big on craftsmanship as a virtue. Keep in mind that they didn't use parchment, and actually carving legible and visually attractive runes is much more difficult than writing with ink. A lot of runic inscriptions feature "X carved these runes on Y's orders", meaning that illiterate people considered it a good use of their money to pay a runecarver to decorate an item or, if you were rich, raise a runestone. Sure, whoever ordered the runes probably can't actually read them, but writing makes things special. Having your name written on your axe is :krad: and all your viking bros will be jealous, if you give a girl a thing that says "Helga is pretty" it's super romantic. There's also a lot of inscriptions found in graves, both on dedicated stones and random burial poo poo like soup bowls and knives (there were probably more of these but they didn't survive). Usually they just contain the buried person's name, but with wealthy graves they also feature commemorations or spells.

There's no "caste" of the literate like in Christian society, but it seems to be a fairly specialized skill nonetheless. You'd be more likely to be literate if you were a bigshot leader or very religious, or you might carve runes for a living. The Varangian Guard were indeed the cream of the crop, so it's no surprise a lot of them were literate. As regular farmer dude, it's very unlikely, although you'd be much more likely to know someone literate than a Christian peasant thanks to the generally more egalitarian social structure. As a woman you'd also probably be illiterate - I can't find anything about inscriptions signed by women, although there are some that were ordered by them. It's hard to tell if there was some ban on women learning to write or if it just wasn't the done thing.

Edit: Also, my favorite thing is that there are a considerable number of inscriptions that are just complete gibberish, which is good proof that most people couldn't read. I like to imagine that some dudes went around saying they were professional runecarvers, put random symbols on people's stuff, took their money and skipped town :allears:

Guildencrantz fucked around with this message at 12:29 on Sep 30, 2016

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

Was that sort of X the Y title sort of a prestige thing among the norse, or was it just a unique identifier to differentiate people? Harold the Tall instead of Harold the Chubby or Harold the One With a Big Nose for instance.

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Guildencrantz
May 1, 2012

IM ONE OF THE GOOD ONES

SlothfulCobra posted:

Was that sort of X the Y title sort of a prestige thing among the norse, or was it just a unique identifier to differentiate people? Harold the Tall instead of Harold the Chubby or Harold the One With a Big Nose for instance.

Mostly an identifier, since otherwise they just had patronymics and place names. Nicknames would probably change over someone's life if major events changed them (getting scarred or maimed is a popular one) or you could get a new posthumous one if you had a memorable death.

The Icelanders, bless their hearts, kept population records which show that plenty of people were identified by nicknames, some of which were ironic or insulting. Sure, you probably need to do something badass to become Erik the Wise or Torbjorn the Strong, but Olaf Bignose is just a dude.

Or you might be remembered by posterity as Einar Foulfart, which is a real record and another reason to always make friends with the local rune guy.

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