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Grozz Nuy posted:Maybe I'm just being a stick in the mud but WWE making the team of guys who run around in unicorn horns and constantly reference eating rear end the most dominant tag team in company history seems kind of silly to me, merch sales numbers or no it's what the kids like which since the youngest person who watches wwe is like 28 is not actually relevant but hey
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The first 60 times I watched Big E stare into the camera and make a funny face while gyrating I was happy but at the 61st I was like "eh"
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I see it as less beef with Demolition, (as Nikki's record breaking run was definitely beef with AJ), and more "let's give New Day a fun and funny thing they can add to their repetoire/skits. Much like Santino Morella nearly beat the Honkey Donkey Man's record.
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New day needs more time machine segments. I literally laughed so hard I had tears in my eyes. I don't think rassling has ever done that to me before.
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WrasslorMonkey posted:New day needs more time machine segments. I literally laughed so hard I had tears in my eyes. I don't think rassling has ever done that to me before. I never saw this so I went and youtubed it. VERY disappointed that it wasn't the Dave Chappelle Haters in Time sketch.
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Benne posted:Remember when Ziggler started cutting promos about lazy Millennials? Good times. Yeah I think it was Tyler Breeze's last singles feud.
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sticklefifer posted:All of Ziggler's promos lately have been him yellcrying about this being his life. It's like he's trying to go for a Primetime Emmy with Daytime Emmy acting. Hey now, he is Primetime Soap material like classic Beverly Hills 90210, like Ian Ziering of Sharknado fame. (I appreciated Luke Perry's cameo on Edge and Christian's show by the way)
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BrigadierSensible posted:I see it as less beef with Demolition, (as Nikki's record breaking run was definitely beef with AJ), and more "let's give New Day a fun and funny thing they can add to their repetoire/skits. Santino didn't come anywhere close to beating Honky's record. But that doesn't detract from your overall point - him going for Honky's record and the Honk-A-Meter were a lot of fun.
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They still own the rights to Demolition right? they should dress some fat randos as Ax and Smash and let the new day crush them for maximum pettiness
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projecthalaxy posted:They still own the rights to Demolition right? they should dress some fat randos as Ax and Smash and let the new day crush them for maximum pettiness The Ascension are exclusive to Smackdown Live!
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Sep 29, 2016 03:34
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Chinston Wurchill posted:The Ascension are exclusive to Smackdown Live! Is it sad I still dig their music and the Illuminati titantron? I can't stand the Ascension as they suck but still..... cool song and vid. I did like when that one guy was a part of the new JOB squad or whatever they were called. I remember Heath, Bo being the bestest friend and YEEEEE. Also when the Ascension came back for their initial big time match on Smackdown and then screwed up their own finisher. That was hilarity. Ahhhhh Ascension.
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WrasslorMonkey posted:New day needs more time machine segments. I literally laughed so hard I had tears in my eyes. I don't think rassling has ever done that to me before.
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BROCK LESBIAN posted:Best wrestler performance in a movie. That's not Kevin Nash as the Russian in the Punisher movie.
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Grozz Nuy posted:Maybe I'm just being a stick in the mud but WWE making the team of guys who run around in unicorn horns and constantly reference eating rear end the most dominant tag team in company history seems kind of silly to me Buddy, this is pro-wrestling.
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sticklefifer posted:All of Ziggler's promos lately have been him yellcrying about this being his life. It's like he's trying to go for a Primetime Emmy with Daytime Emmy acting. *In Ziggler's voice* LISTEN TO ME BECAUSE IM GONNA SAY EVERYTHING I HAVE TO SAY IN ONE RUN ON SENTENCE WITHOUT TAKING A BREATH AND IM GONNA SAY DAMMIT ALOT GOD DAMMIT
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Slime Bro Helpdesk posted:I never saw this so I went and youtubed it. Oof, naturally WWE cut the funny part out of the youtube video go go go go ROSCOE! posted:Kofi's old music playing owned LEAVE ME HERE!
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WrasslorMonkey posted:Oof, naturally WWE cut the funny part out of the youtube video Ah that explains it.
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If it wasn't for that pointless Prime Time Players run with the titles, New Day would have tied Demolitions record on Monday.
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WrasslorMonkey posted:New day needs more time machine segments. I literally laughed so hard I had tears in my eyes. I don't think rassling has ever done that to me before. Something along the lines of 20X6 vs. 1936 would be nice.
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https://youtu.be/sBLVrmVeHyI CAUSE I'M A MAN!!!!
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Grozz Nuy posted:Maybe I'm just being a stick in the mud but WWE making the team of guys who run around in unicorn horns and constantly reference eating rear end the most dominant tag team in company history seems kind of silly to me, merch sales numbers or no Outside of Enzo and Cass there's no good tag team for them to lose it to (other than JeriKO but Owens is already a champ), and I guess they're reluctant to give it to E&C since they're still fairly recent call ups.
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Delsaber posted:Something along the lines of 20X6 vs. 1936 would be nice. Von_Doom posted:Is it sad I still dig their music and the Illuminati titantron? I can't stand the Ascension as they suck but still..... cool song and vid. I did like when that one guy was a part of the new JOB squad or whatever they were called. I remember Heath, Bo being the bestest friend and YEEEEE. Also when the Ascension came back for their initial big time match on Smackdown and then screwed up their own finisher. That was hilarity. Ahhhhh Ascension.
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Splitting the tag division was a mistake. There's only three good teams on Raw, and at this point it's hard to argue Gallows and Anderson are a good team anymore because they keep losing. So all you have are New Day and Enzo and Cass. Smackdown has Alpha, Usos (who are good now), Slater and Rhyno, Breezango, Hype Bros, etc. And some of those names aren't nearly on the level of New Day or Enzo+Cass, but they're certainly above Shining Stars, Golden Truth and whatever other teams are on Raw.
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New Vince story, this time from Mr Kennedyquote:We were on our way over to Iraq, which is a really, really long flight. And we were actually flying from New Finland to Rammstein airforce base in Germany. This is like twelve hours into the flight, people passed out and lots of alcohol consumed. It was a C17 transport plane, a big, wide open plane. People are scattered all over the place. 90% of the people were sleeping. Vince, a sixty-five year old billionaire, was low-crawling around being super stealthy with a bag of hard candies tucked under his arm. He'd hide behind something, pop his head up, throw a candy at their face, then pop down again. They'd wake up, look around and see nothing then go back to sleep. Then he'd pop up and do it again. Just kept doing it. I assume he meant Newfoundland but still.
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Vince is probably the best insane billionaire ever.
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Vaguido posted:Vince is probably the best insane billionaire ever. Until you remember stories like the lovely underwear on a stick that he chased someone(Patterson?) around with until they vomitted
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bradzilla posted:Until you remember stories like the lovely underwear on a stick that he chased someone(Patterson?) around with until they vomitted That still keeps him in the upper half of Insane Billionaires.
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bradzilla posted:Until you remember stories like the lovely underwear on a stick that he chased someone(Patterson?) around with until they vomitted And then you eliminate the probably?
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Luigi Thirty posted:That's not Kevin Nash as the Russian in the Punisher movie. That isn't how you spell John Wick
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if no one's been following along, and since this will have ramifications, TNA has until tomorrow to pay for their PPV scheduled on Sunday and TV tapings and Dixie has managed to pit the 2 factions (Billy Corgan and Aroluxe/the neo-Nazi Harris twins production company) that paid for the last few sets of tapings against eachother into a stalemate because neither wants to put more money in without getting their money back from the other one
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sticklefifer posted:Viktor's actually a better worker than Ascension booking would lead you to believe. Konnor I think is never going to improve (if only YAH caught on from NXT). I do like their new look though. I wish they'd decide to go full on face paint or not. The half-face paint thing seems weird to me. Go full Demolition or LOD, otherwise it looks so weird to me.
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bradzilla posted:Until you remember stories like the lovely underwear on a stick that he chased someone(Patterson?) around with until they vomitted He shits his pants, and rather than being embarrassed or denying it (and demanding his subordinates do the same), he celebrates it, and uses it to harass his longtime friend. How can you dislike this story?
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I think it was Brisco that he chased
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Manic_Misanthrope posted:New Vince story, this time from Mr Kennedy
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go go go go ROSCOE! posted:To be fair to whomever transcribed that (unless Kennedy wrote that himself) "New Finland" is phonetically correct 
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mindofme posted:None of that living in sin malarky! Ya'll get married like a couple of decent folks! They seem completely fine with Dean and Renee though, Renee even has a much more prominent role since Dean became champ, although that may just be because Renee is really goddamn good at her job.
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