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Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

The worst thing coming out of China is easily all the staged pranks and sketches on social media. So unsubtle and poorly acted. It's always mainland China, never HK or Taiwan. Kill me now

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Imperialist Dog
Oct 21, 2008

"I think you could better spend your time on finishing your editing before the deadline today."
\
:backtowork:
Up until 1997 in Hong Kong, there was regular poppy selling in November; small paper (plastic felt in Canada) flowers that you'd affix to your lapel or breast pocket. Money goes to the Royal British Legion, which (supposedly) takes care of retired vets Hong Kong. The Battle of Hong Kong took place here when Japan simultaneously invaded Pearl Harbour, Hong Kong, the Philippines and Singapore, and it was an absolute slaughter. Indian Army troops held off the Japanese while Scottish commanders committed suicide when they realised their drunken troops had let the Japanese waltz all over them, and Canadians were used as cannon fodder when the Japanese poured across Victoria Harbour and fought their way through the middle of Hong Kong Island proper. Hong Kong Chinese volunteers were pretty much murdered on the spot. If you walk around with a metal detector high in the hills you still find a poo poo ton of bullets, ordnance and sometimes unexploded grenades and bombs.

Anyway, every year I help out in poppy selling, and since I work at a school I usually run an education campaign in concordance with the fund raising. I recommend the picture book "Three Years and Eight Months" by Icy Smith, who you can tell is from HK due to her name. I'm at a new school this year, so I made the usual pitch; I'll conduct information campaigns, oversee the fundraising, put up posters, monitor everything, you guys don't have to do a thing.

Well today the principal comes by and tells me she heard how enthusiastic i was for the fund raising (literally a box where kids can put in a five dollar coin and grab a paper flower), but we just can't do it because ...

... because it hadn't been done before.

I get away with a lot of stuff at the school because I ignore protocol and just do what I think it's right for the students, because this if you go through official channels you'll get the Automatic No.

I just wish it weren't so predictable.

Dicky mouse
Apr 11, 2008

"No No Not like that....Thats just silly"
So are you gonna do it?

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer
The basket of Rene Changs

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Me [25 M] with my Chinese girlfriend [23 F] of two months, may be twisting Chinese culture to her advantage

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax

nerdz posted:

The basket of Rene Changs


Can we start a "LAOWAIS FOR XI DADA" group too? The problem is the Chinese wouldn't see us the way we see Chinese Trumpers.

:laffo: This poor bastard.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Imperialist Dog posted:

I just wish it weren't so predictable.

Do it anyway, when they ask why you're doing it just ignore them. Or change the subject. Or tell them it's your culture and they wouldn't understand.

oohhboy
Jun 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

:rip:

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:

nerdz posted:

The basket of Rene Changs



Lemme guess, judging by the polos, slacks, and bad shoes all recent Chinese immigrants? It's like these guys have been conditioned to love puffy faced authoritarians
▽▽▽▽
(much in the same way that your average British workingman has been conditioned to to seek out people with inbred royalty looks for authority).

Dr. Killjoy fucked around with this message at 18:51 on Sep 29, 2016

The Laughing Man
Sep 21, 2016

by WE B Boo-ourgeois

Dr. Killjoy posted:

Lemme guess, judging by the polos, slacks, and bad shoes all recent Chinese immigrants? These guys love their puffy faced authoritarians.

It's also a subliminally conditioned behaviour from living in a past imperialist patriarchy. Minorities gravitate to what's "normal" even subconsciously.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

big time bisexual
Oct 16, 2002

Cool Party

more lies from the unnamed country

School Nickname
Apr 23, 2010

*fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*
:ussr:
I'm watching the second season of Mr. Robot, but reading this thread has left my suspension of disbelief shattered whenever the show hammers its "When China Rules the World" schtick. I just laugh at it. Though I have to say B.D. Wong is loving excellent in it.

bug chaser chaser
Dec 11, 2006

Taiwanese doctor injects kids with cat saliva for allergy treatments derived from TCM and homeopathy. Is this China enough for this thread?


http://doubtfulnews.com/2016/09/patients-loved-board-certified-doctor-who-administered-weird-vaccines/

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax
Starting at about 07:30 yesterday morning, my landlord decided that a team of men should jackhammer, saw, and pound down the walls on every floor to put in a new, very unneeded elevator. They are using some heavy duty tools and sledgehammers and the whole place shakes until about 17:00 when they go home. It could be a month of this poo poo. FML.

Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle

The Great Autismo! posted:

this is probably :nms: because i have to assume that a few of these people didn't make it

im the dude at 2:06 who watches his friend get blasted and then kinda shrugs and crosses the road slowly

China just is used to the consequences of blind leaps forward.

fish and chips and dip
Feb 17, 2010
Chinese hurt feelings will never not be funny.

http://www.whatsonweibo.com/another-apology-to-china-anger-displays-nationalism-on-chinese-social-media/

According to some commentators, the sensitivity over “hurt feelings” sometimes becomes problematic. Last July, Japanese vlogger Kinoshita Yuka, known for eating large quantities of food on camera, came under fire after she posted a video of herself eating 137 bananas. Chinese netizens wondered if Kinoshita was eating bananas that originated from the Philippines, and if the 137 bananas were an allusion to China’s 1.37 billion population, as a revenge in reference to the South China Sea verdict. The YouTube video soon triggered another war of words between Chinese and foreign netizens, as many Chinese netizens viewed the act as a deliberate insult aimed at China . One comment read: “At a sensitive time like this, you release this video of you eating 137 Philippine-grown bananas to insult the Chinese, are you dumb? Do you think the Chinese are easily bullied?”

Telsa Cola
Aug 19, 2011

No... this is all wrong... this whole operation has just gone completely sidewaysface

Farmland Park posted:

“At a sensitive time like this, you release this video of you eating 137 Philippine-grown bananas to insult the Chinese, are you dumb? Do you think the Chinese are easily bullied?”

...yes?

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Farmland Park posted:

Chinese hurt feelings will never not be funny.

http://www.whatsonweibo.com/another-apology-to-china-anger-displays-nationalism-on-chinese-social-media/

According to some commentators, the sensitivity over “hurt feelings” sometimes becomes problematic. Last July, Japanese vlogger Kinoshita Yuka, known for eating large quantities of food on camera, came under fire after she posted a video of herself eating 137 bananas. Chinese netizens wondered if Kinoshita was eating bananas that originated from the Philippines, and if the 137 bananas were an allusion to China’s 1.37 billion population, as a revenge in reference to the South China Sea verdict. The YouTube video soon triggered another war of words between Chinese and foreign netizens, as many Chinese netizens viewed the act as a deliberate insult aimed at China . One comment read: “At a sensitive time like this, you release this video of you eating 137 Philippine-grown bananas to insult the Chinese, are you dumb? Do you think the Chinese are easily bullied?”

jesus. does chinese society go to the tumblr school of thought and feelings.

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
man so good at reading between the clues and seeing the hidden anti-chinese conspiracies that it's a wonder china doesn't have its own infowars

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

*Stupid Babby*

Imperialist Dog posted:


Well today the principal comes by and tells me she heard how enthusiastic i was for the fund raising (literally a box where kids can put in a five dollar coin and grab a paper flower), but we just can't do it because ...

... because it hadn't been done before.

I get away with a lot of stuff at the school because I ignore protocol and just do what I think it's right for the students, because this if you go through official channels you'll get the Automatic No.

I just wish it weren't so predictable.


Why are so many goons copying my life

fish and chips and dip
Feb 17, 2010

Dr. Killjoy posted:

man so good at reading between the clues and seeing the hidden anti-chinese conspiracies that it's a wonder china doesn't have its own infowars

All of Chinese media is basically "Chinese Infowars". They hold back a little with the English language articles, but the Chinese language ones are full on tinfoil. Like that professor at a military academy claiming Zootopia was an American attack on Chinese culture http://www.latimes.com/world/asia/la-fg-china-zootopia-20160414-story.html There are plenty of other example as well. If you are interested http://cmp.hku.hk/is really good for an analysis of Chinese media.

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax
China goons: How are you spending the national holiday week of China getting owned by foreign invaders for thousands of years?
I will be hoping for an exodus of home-town-goers and maybe I can find a nice quiet area to take a walk. I doubt it, though. Last year was insane everywhere and using the Metro was like a simulation of being a brightly colored plastic ball in a fast food playground ball pit.

Imperialist Dog
Oct 21, 2008

"I think you could better spend your time on finishing your editing before the deadline today."
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:backtowork:

Outrail posted:

Do it anyway, when they ask why you're doing it just ignore them. Or change the subject. Or tell them it's your culture and they wouldn't understand.

If it were mainland maybe but that poo poo doesn't fly in Hong Kong.

I'll still do some small-scale stuff, but nowhere near where I had in mind.

In further studies, an interesting thing happened! I'm trying to teach the kids the difference between fact and opinion, like how facts can be checked and in some cases you can run an experiment to see for yourself if something is true or not, while opinions usually have words like "think", "feel" and use comparatives/superlatives (better/best). I used "Hong Kong is part of China" vs "Hong Kong should be its own country" as a sentence example.

Because the school is quite Chinese, the students are streamed by academic ability. The A class gets the top kids, B the middlings, and C the troublemakers. Interestingly, the A and B classes thought HK independence was desirable (although that was not the point of the exercise because the gov has made it a crime for teachers to promote HK independence), while C, with the lowest academic ability, overwhelmingly voted no.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Farmland Park posted:

Chinese hurt feelings will never not be funny.

http://www.whatsonweibo.com/another-apology-to-china-anger-displays-nationalism-on-chinese-social-media/

According to some commentators, the sensitivity over “hurt feelings” sometimes becomes problematic. Last July, Japanese vlogger Kinoshita Yuka, known for eating large quantities of food on camera, came under fire after she posted a video of herself eating 137 bananas. Chinese netizens wondered if Kinoshita was eating bananas that originated from the Philippines, and if the 137 bananas were an allusion to China’s 1.37 billion population, as a revenge in reference to the South China Sea verdict. The YouTube video soon triggered another war of words between Chinese and foreign netizens, as many Chinese netizens viewed the act as a deliberate insult aimed at China . One comment read: “At a sensitive time like this, you release this video of you eating 137 Philippine-grown bananas to insult the Chinese, are you dumb? Do you think the Chinese are easily bullied?”

by 2025 china will have replaced america as the worlds centre of economics, education, diplomacy, and culture

url
Apr 23, 2007

internet gnuru
http://chinadigitaltimes.net/2016/09/backlash-online-chinese-nationalism/

Is There a Backlash Against Online Nationalism?

Vaguely interesting, since it would mean Rene Chang and Levon Wei's arch nemesis in Vancouver might have to tone it down a bit.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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url posted:

http://chinadigitaltimes.net/2016/09/backlash-online-chinese-nationalism/

Is There a Backlash Against Online Nationalism?

Vaguely interesting, since it would mean Rene Chang and Levon Wei's arch nemesis in Vancouver might have to tone it down a bit.

Hyper-nationalist dickwads all over the internet definitely aren't helping the CCP's PR but if they live in Vancouver then nobody can do anything about it.

oohhboy
Jun 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
China has non-dash lines boundary issues.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-37515391

quote:

China's recent obsession with glass tourist attractions has gone round the U-bend with the opening of some see-through treetop public toilets.

The loos, near Shiyan Lake in southern Hunan province, have fabulous views of both the forest below and other people using the facilities. Cubicle walls, even those between the men's and women's sections, are only separated by lightly frosted glass.

But state media said few visitors dared use the loos on their opening day.

Despite a boom in the construction of glass bridges and walkways in scenic locations in China in recent years - in some cases so popular they had to be closed - these are thought to be the first entirely glass public bathrooms in the country. However, it not the first time those busting to go have been exposed a little more than they might like by the enthusiasm for glass.

There were reports recently of some male toilets in a university dorm in Hunan which included one very public cubicle.

News of the wide-view WCs at Shiyan Lake sparked a range of reactions online. Responding to a Facebook post about it by state television channel CCTV, Ejike Nnadi summed up the feelings of many: "Hell no." Others were more taken by the idea. "You'll be surprised by what you can tolerate when you really, really need to go," said one post.

Another nodded towards another modern use for restrooms: "I'd be in there 'til my battery hit zero if there was signal in there!"

Tina Chen took a dimmer view of all such projects though. "(It) is not about being shy, just again someone had extra money to waste."\

Awkward or not, it is hoped that these bathrooms for the brave will encourage tourists to visit the countryside around Changsha city and admire the spectacular autumn colours of its forests.

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Who needs a toilet when you're already in the woods? That sounds very wasteful.

fish and chips and dip
Feb 17, 2010

url posted:

http://chinadigitaltimes.net/2016/09/backlash-online-chinese-nationalism/

Is There a Backlash Against Online Nationalism?

Vaguely interesting, since it would mean Rene Chang and Levon Wei's arch nemesis in Vancouver might have to tone it down a bit.

Oh gently caress, Sixth Tone is also state owned? Now I will ignore them like I do with all state owned media in China.

Second, I think the article is giving Chinese authorities way too much credit, there is no way they have self awareness enough to realize that this blind nationalism makes them look like spoiled children.

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES
http://i.imgur.com/IqIR1C3.gifv

Captain Postal
Sep 16, 2007
You kinda need to post the pictures too







edit: done tastefully, it could have been amazing. But tasteful and money don't always go together

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->

quote:

Despite a boom in the construction of glass bridges and walkways in scenic locations in China in recent years - in some cases so popular they had to be closed -

bbc should really know better than to repeat this obvious face saving bullshit

you don't loving close poo poo down when it gets popular

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
you do when more people means more weight and more cracks in the glass bridge

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

YOU ARE A BRAIN
IN A BUNKER

When "how many people have you let into this bridge" meets "I just sell tickets".

barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007


The London mayor and the Guardian don't seem to understand the fact that downtown London (and Manchester and Liverpool and even loving Slough, lol) have historically always been a part of China: https://www.theguardian.com/cities/2016/sep/29/london-mayor-sadiq-khan-inquiry-foreign-property-ownership

quote:

In China, experts predict the current scale of global investment in UK property could rise significantly over the next decade, with a “new wave” of middle-class investors from mainland China quadrupling the amount of money flowing annually into foreign real estate – including the UK – to $200bn (£150bn) in the next 10 years.

Charles Pittar, chief executive of Juwai.com, a website that aims to pair Chinese investors with property developers overseas, said he expected a major jump in investors looking for a return in Britain, adding: “The UK market, particularly post-Brexit, is really picking up.

“Our thesis – and this is supported by quite a lot of evidence – is that in many ways the international Chinese investment journey is probably just starting … The exciting thing about China is that there are 168 cities with more than a million people. So this is just such a huge market.”


That view is supported by Victor Li, a director of international project marketing for the US real estate giant CBRE, who also predicts a spike in investment in British homes over the next decade.

“I think it is just beginning,” said Li, predicting that only 3% of the potential investors in overseas property had so far been located across mainland China: “It is a big market, and they are getting wealthier and wealthier.”

Critics say the influx of foreign investors is contributing to a spiralling housing crisis in the capital. Earlier this week, it emerged that the number of thirtysomethings leaving London has leapt in recent years, as high housing costs have forced people to move out.

Overseas buyers are also increasingly focusing on towns and cities outside the UK capital – with Manchester, Liverpool and Birmingham all identified as “hotspots” as buyers try to get more for their money while avoiding new stamp duty rules. Property in London’s outer suburbs and even satellite towns such as Slough is being marketed in Hong Kong to potential Chinese buyers.
This would make me lol a bit more if it wasn't so loving depressing to think about the actual residents. Apparently Vancouver is full, you know?

Dicky mouse
Apr 11, 2008

"No No Not like that....Thats just silly"

Fojar38 posted:

bbc should really know better than to repeat this obvious face saving bullshit

you don't loving close poo poo down when it gets popular

The chinese (goverment) are so easily butt hurt, that they dare not risk offending them.

Imperialist Dog
Oct 21, 2008

"I think you could better spend your time on finishing your editing before the deadline today."
\
:backtowork:
My old school was in a rural HK village (it means it was a whole 15 minute walk to the KCR station), but mostly served middle class parents. Someone put a giant banner across from the school advertising London properties as investment so parents would see it when they left the school.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Today I asked students to name a hero from Chinese history and all of them said Mao immediately. It took a second for me to contain my disgust before I could continue.

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fish and chips and dip
Feb 17, 2010

School Nickname posted:

I'm watching the second season of Mr. Robot, but reading this thread has left my suspension of disbelief shattered whenever the show hammers its "When China Rules the World" schtick. I just laugh at it. Though I have to say B.D. Wong is loving excellent in it.

I don't plan to watch that show at all, but I want to know how they're portraying China. Please tell!

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