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Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌
The account is a maelstrom of ranting about ess jay double-us and about how toxic feminism means that some men get their peepees snipped while they are babbies. He's either a nutter or the kind of person who devotes way too much time to be healthy towards acting like a nutter.

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GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Cthulhuite posted:

http://www.snopes.com/autos/law/noplate.asp

Half true. Turns out it's the opposite, and you get all of the tickets.

When I bought my first car, my young, dumb sixteen-year-old self thought it would be so clever to get a vanity plate reading some poo poo like WVWVWVVW.

Yeah, don't do that.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Surely it can't be that hard to put a "check here if plate missing or illegible" check box on a form. The government loves forms.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Alaois posted:

it is extremely not a joke

Breetai posted:

The account is a maelstrom of ranting about ess jay double-us and about how toxic feminism means that some men get their peepees snipped while they are babbies. He's either a nutter or the kind of person who devotes way too much time to be healthy towards acting like a nutter.

Well that decisively sticks a fork in that discussion.

cakesmith handyman
Jul 22, 2007

Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

RareAcumen posted:

Well that decisively sticks a fork in that discussion.

It cuts it short so to speak.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌
Just what is it about circumcision that makes some people with certain mindsets go batshit insane? I've seen examples of it on the internet, and I think The F Plus has even done an episode, but there's a slew of people out there whose fixation on their missing foreskins are dramatically more impactful on their lives than an absent bit of skin scrag could possibly be.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

You can't figure out why some guys would be upset that some doctor cut a piece of their dick off without permission?

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug

Breetai posted:

Just what is it about circumcision that makes some people with certain mindsets go batshit insane? I've seen examples of it on the internet, and I think The F Plus has even done an episode, but there's a slew of people out there whose fixation on their missing foreskins are dramatically more impactful on their lives than an absent bit of skin scrag could possibly be.
I usually see it as people taking about FGM or something followed immediately by that one comic strip where the guy goes "Wait! I hear people not talking about guy problems! I'm off!"

RCarr
Dec 24, 2007

JoelJoel posted:

You can't figure out why some guys would be upset that some doctor cut a piece of their dick off without permission?

I bet they get mad some doctor injected them with vaccines without their permission too!

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

Breetai posted:

Just what is it about circumcision that makes some people with certain mindsets go batshit insane? I've seen examples of it on the internet, and I think The F Plus has even done an episode, but there's a slew of people out there whose fixation on their missing foreskins are dramatically more impactful on their lives than an absent bit of skin scrag could possibly be.

You don't get why some guys would blame all of their dick and sex problems on an outside force completely beyond their control?

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

JoelJoel posted:

You can't figure out why some guys would be upset that some doctor cut a piece of their dick off without permission?

Not really, no.

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


its not like any of us use it anyway

dijon du jour
Mar 27, 2013

I'm shy

Breetai posted:

Just what is it about circumcision that makes some people with certain mindsets go batshit insane? I've seen examples of it on the internet, and I think The F Plus has even done an episode, but there's a slew of people out there whose fixation on their missing foreskins are dramatically more impactful on their lives than an absent bit of skin scrag could possibly be.

There comes a point in every loser's life where they must ask themselves "Why do I fail at so many things?"
From there, they can either admit personal failing or lovely circumstance, or go "of course, it's all because I'm circumcised/I jerk off/women exist!"

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


I find it hilarious that some of the anti-circumcision idiots call it Male Genital Mutilation. Dude, that's not genital mutilation, that's just snipping a bit of excess skin off so it looks bigger/more aesthetically appealing to people who watch porn. Real male genital mutilation is poo poo like those dudes who get heavy into BME and do things like bifurcate their dicks (no pictures because it's totally :nms: and not funny).

gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉


Natural Penis Movement™

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

Counterpoint: Everyone should google bifurcation for a good time.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

They got small dicks and gotta blame someone.

Doesn't change the fact that it's a really loving odd cultural practice.

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon
I mean yeah, circumcision is a messed up practice, but your snipped penor is not the reason you can't satisfy ladies, and you're an rear end in a top hat if you compare it to genital mutilation which is a thing that happens to way too many people.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Zulily Zoetrope posted:

I mean yeah, circumcision is a messed up practice, but your snipped penor is not the reason you can't satisfy ladies, and you're an rear end in a top hat if you compare it to genital mutilation which is a thing that happens to way too many people.

Someone got a small dick.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCSWbTv3hng

the ol pump-n-bump
Jul 27, 2004

by Smythe
lotta mad vaccinated cut dicks ITT didnt we go into afghanistan cause the taliban were choppin clits off without permission? White foreskins matter

text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007





It's actually because I was running with scissors after my mom had just mopped and :gibs:

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

im pooping! posted:

its not like any of us use it anyway

Quite frankly, neither is removing it.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Hey! Nobody touches my penis.

...oh.

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

When I bought my first car, my young, dumb sixteen-year-old self thought it would be so clever to get a vanity plate reading some poo poo like WVWVWVVW.

Yeah, don't do that.
Why, what happened?

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Strudel Man posted:

Why, what happened?

I was thinking (in my dumb teenage head) that due to it being nearly unreadable at a distance, I'd be able to avoid tickets.

Turns out cops are wise to that sort of poo poo and will target you specifically, and boy did they ever. I guess I kinda forgot they have the power to make you stop the car so they can approach and read the plate. And then chastise you for being a young dumbass who was driving too fast and thought he was oh-so-clever for ordering a plate like that.

Deified Data
Nov 3, 2015


Fun Shoe

Kwyndig posted:

I find it hilarious that some of the anti-circumcision idiots call it Male Genital Mutilation. Dude, that's not genital mutilation, that's just snipping a bit of excess skin off so it looks bigger/more aesthetically appealing to people who watch porn. Real male genital mutilation is poo poo like those dudes who get heavy into BME and do things like bifurcate their dicks (no pictures because it's totally :nms: and not funny).

Nah it's definitely abuse. We don't really have to hold an Olympics over which is worse so we can disregard the other. Just because weirdos took up the cause doesn't make it unworthy.

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

I was thinking (in my dumb teenage head) that due to it being nearly unreadable at a distance, I'd be able to avoid tickets.

Turns out cops are wise to that sort of poo poo and will target you specifically, and boy did they ever. I guess I kinda forgot they have the power to make you stop the car so they can approach and read the plate. And then chastise you for being a young dumbass who was driving too fast and thought he was oh-so-clever for ordering a plate like that.
Hah. I see.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Yah, the vehicle equivalent of; "What are you going to do? Stab me?" -Man who got stabbed.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬
I think the reason people get weird about circumcision is because if one person talks about how they'd never mutilate their son it will make some other guy that was circumcised feel insecure, since they didn't have any choice in the matter. So people will get defensive about it.

I do sometimes wonder if the anti-circumcision people are equally strident about piercing a baby's ears (considered extremely normal in many cultures) or docking certain dog breed's tails as puppies.

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT
In what cultures is it normal to pierce a baby's ears, because they should probably be wiped out.

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.
Some people just think that it should be obvious that you don't cut off bits of babies for no reason. It's not "male genital mutilation" but it is still stupid and unethical.

Astrobastard
Dec 31, 2008



Winky Face

VendaGoat posted:

Yah, the vehicle equivalent of; "What are you going to do? Stab me?" -Man who got stabbed.

:nws:http://i.imgur.com/8ieNE5M.jpg:nws:

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Ignite Memories posted:

Counterpoint: Everyone should google bifurcation for a good time.

HA HA HA

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
What can I say don't drink and knife. Especially with a cold.

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey



That's just a funny coincidence, the knife missed all the vital areas in the head by sheer dumb luck... Which I guess would apply there.

Unless that knife is a lot longer than it looks it probably just lodged in bone.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Best tattoo ever.

Barbed Tongues
Mar 16, 2012





Kwyndig posted:

That's just a funny coincidence, the knife missed all the vital areas in the head by sheer dumb luck... Which I guess would apply there.

Unless that knife is a lot longer than it looks it probably just lodged in bone.

Dude got stabbed in the face and you're still not gonna give him the tatt cred? Tough crowd.

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My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

You're supposed to practice the Blockhead routine with nails first.

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