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Roosevelt: Jul 18, 2009; I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Starno posted:

https://beesandbombs.tumblr.com/post/151145515079/

nice!

# ? Sep 30, 2016 17:04

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# ? May 25, 2024 22:01

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

NoneMoreNegative posted:

interesting short article about textbots and autogenerated texts

http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/some-like-it-bot/

but then I clicked a link and did a badly-suppressed Muttley wheeze-laugh at work

i want to call an ambulance but don't know how
sometimes it feels just like I'm falling in the x files

# ? Sep 30, 2016 17:29

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

Synthbuttrange posted:

man i dunno if i can read a whole book of this.

but i already paid for it so...

helb

barons why

megahex is good

spankmeister posted:

Weirdly enough nitrous is becoming popular again here in the netherlands, i see more and more empty whippets in the street after the weekend

last time i tried nitrous i felt kinda good for a couple minutes and that was it

# ? Sep 30, 2016 17:30

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

spankmeister posted:

Weirdly enough nitrous is becoming popular again here in the netherlands, i see more and more empty whippets in the street after the weekend

i think they're named after "whip-it", a homemade whipped cream-spraying device

# ? Sep 30, 2016 17:31

Moist von Lipwig: Oct 28, 2006; by FactsAreUseless; Tortured By Flan

Improbable Lobster posted:

last time i tried nitrous i felt kinda good for a couple minutes and that was it

yeah its super short, that's why people burn through like hundreds a night

they're best mixed with other drugs anyway

# ? Sep 30, 2016 17:38

Graff: May 10, 2012

prefect posted:

i think they're named after "whip-it", a homemade whipped cream-spraying device

actually they are named after the breed of dog

# ? Sep 30, 2016 17:42

Graff: May 10, 2012

that's a lie actually I'm sorry prefect I don't know why I did it

# ? Sep 30, 2016 17:43

Cat Face Joe: Feb 20, 2005; goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes

Graff posted:

actually they are named after the breed of dog

and you definitely don't want to know how the whole trend got started

# ? Sep 30, 2016 17:44

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

Graff posted:

that's a lie actually I'm sorry prefect I don't know why I did it

that's okay; it can be fun to tell lies sometimes

# ? Sep 30, 2016 17:44

Moist von Lipwig: Oct 28, 2006; by FactsAreUseless; Tortured By Flan

they're named after professional whipped cream chargers

i have one, it's great for getting really hosed up and making amazing whipped cream

# ? Sep 30, 2016 17:48

akadajet: Sep 14, 2003

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNGXfPom73c

# ? Sep 30, 2016 17:48

Graff: May 10, 2012

prefect posted:

that's okay; it can be fun to tell lies sometimes

if someone is freaking out on acid restore their breathing to a regular rhythm by placing a plastic bag over their head and tying it tightly around their neck

you can defeat most urine tests by simply butt chugging boiling water

dmt actually enhances the brain's innate ability to drive a car

# ? Sep 30, 2016 17:50

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

Graff posted:

if someone is freaking out on acid restore their breathing to a regular rhythm by placing a plastic bag over their head and tying it tightly around their neck

you can defeat most urine tests by simply butt chugging boiling water

dmt actually enhances the brain's innate ability to drive a car

speed bumps are actually bullshit. the faster you drive over them the less effect they have

# ? Sep 30, 2016 17:53

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

# ? Sep 30, 2016 17:53

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

# ? Sep 30, 2016 17:53

Graff: May 10, 2012

FMguru posted:

speed bumps are actually bullshit. the faster you drive over them the less effect they have

this one is actually true though?!

# ? Sep 30, 2016 17:54

Cat Face Joe: Feb 20, 2005; goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes

i once drove a huge construction forklift over a speed bump at 25mph and I was certain i was going to die

# ? Sep 30, 2016 17:57

Graff: May 10, 2012

Cat Face Joe posted:

i once drove a huge construction forklift over a speed bump at 25mph and I was certain i was going to die

i am glad that you didn't

# ? Sep 30, 2016 18:02

Cat Face Joe: Feb 20, 2005; goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes

Graff posted:

i am glad that you didn't

thanks man, im glad nothing has killed you also

# ? Sep 30, 2016 18:04

Moist von Lipwig: Oct 28, 2006; by FactsAreUseless; Tortured By Flan

Graff posted:

dmt actually enhances the brain's innate ability to drive a car

not sure i'd even know what a car was on dmt

# ? Sep 30, 2016 18:04

Graff: May 10, 2012

Three Hole Punk posted:

not sure i'd even know what a car was on dmt

just throw your weight onto the accelerator as much as possible before it kicks in and ignore any poo poo the snake people say. they don't know anything about driving.

# ? Sep 30, 2016 18:08

Graff: May 10, 2012

Cat Face Joe posted:

thanks man, im glad nothing has killed you also

tyvm

# ? Sep 30, 2016 18:08

spankmeister: Jun 15, 2008

Improbable Lobster posted:

last time i tried nitrous i felt kinda good for a couple minutes and that was it

you didn't do enough or didn't do it right, and it's not as good without at least :420:

Nitrous really blasts you into outer space for a short while if you do it right.

# ? Sep 30, 2016 18:29

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

spankmeister posted:

you didn't do enough or didn't do it right, and it's not as good without at least

Nitrous really blasts you into outer space for a short while if you do it right.

nitrous is the best drug i've ever tried recreationally (there are a lot i haven't tried). i've rarely been that happy

# ? Sep 30, 2016 18:37

KoRMaK: Jul 31, 2012

also, try to time it to coincide with a helicopter flying overhead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OdVYnnp0Uw

# ? Sep 30, 2016 18:43

Moist von Lipwig: Oct 28, 2006; by FactsAreUseless; Tortured By Flan

I don't find nitrous that euphoric, just weird, not sure why

# ? Sep 30, 2016 18:55

Graff: May 10, 2012

Three Hole Punk posted:

I don't find nitrous that euphoric, just weird, not sure why

barely works on me. it seems a lot of poo poo used in inducing anaesthesia doesn't. at this point I'm not so much worried about waking up during surgery so much as heckling during surgery.

# ? Sep 30, 2016 19:08

Sapozhnik: Jan 2, 2005; Nap Ghost

Graff posted:

barely works on me. it seems a lot of poo poo used in inducing anaesthesia doesn't. at this point I'm not so much worried about waking up during surgery so much as heckling during surgery.

oh yeah that's real good suture technique fgt, where'd you learn it, the toilet store?

# ? Sep 30, 2016 19:12

Graff: May 10, 2012

Sapozhnik posted:

oh yeah that's real good suture technique fgt, where'd you learn it, the toilet store?

lol

# ? Sep 30, 2016 19:14

Relin: Oct 6, 2002; You have been a most worthy adversary, but in every game, there are winners and there are losers. And as you know, in this game, losers get robotizicized!

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

i didn't choose the gamer life

the gamer life chose me

i love exploring a wide arrange of fantasy worlds but only if i can remain a white man

# ? Sep 30, 2016 19:17

NoneMoreNegative: Jul 20, 2000; GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER

shit wizard dad

Improbable Lobster posted:

thaw't-hog

# ? Sep 30, 2016 20:12

Moist von Lipwig: Oct 28, 2006; by FactsAreUseless; Tortured By Flan

Graff posted:

barely works on me. it seems a lot of poo poo used in inducing anaesthesia doesn't. at this point I'm not so much worried about waking up during surgery so much as heckling during surgery.

yeah 100% same

Sapozhnik posted:

oh yeah that's real good suture technique fgt, where'd you learn it, the toilet store?

lmao

# ? Sep 30, 2016 20:21

MSPain: Jul 14, 2006

THUNDERDOME FIVETEEN CYBER loving HARDCORE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCYHLtYQa-U

# ? Sep 30, 2016 20:37

coffeetable: Feb 5, 2006; TELL ME AGAIN HOW GREAT BRITAIN WOULD BE IF IT WAS RULED BY THE MERCILESS JACKBOOT OF PRINCE CHARLES

YES I DO TALK TO PLANTS ACTUALLY

# ? Sep 30, 2016 20:46

Sniep: Mar 28, 2004; All I needed was that fatty blunt...

King of Breakfast

Improbable Lobster posted:

Thanks for nothing
November 29, 2007

# ? Sep 30, 2016 20:48

Moist von Lipwig: Oct 28, 2006; by FactsAreUseless; Tortured By Flan

RIP colin

# ? Sep 30, 2016 20:50

Graff: May 10, 2012

MSPain posted:

THUNDERDOME FIVETEEN CYBER loving HARDCORE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCYHLtYQa-U

this was the best six minutes of my day

# ? Sep 30, 2016 20:51

Roosevelt: Jul 18, 2009; I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Sniep posted:

Thanks for nothing
November 29, 2007

Three Hole Punk posted:

RIP colin

# ? Sep 30, 2016 20:53

Moist von Lipwig: Oct 28, 2006; by FactsAreUseless; Tortured By Flan

Roosevelt posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiARsQSlzDc

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H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

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