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WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

Mak0rz posted:

For most kids it's something you do at most three times over a summer while sitting around campfires.

For these women it's probably something they do for breakfast every morning.

You put the same marshmallow in each of your mouths?

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marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Cosmic Charlie posted:

Isnt that a game for them? Cheeky bunny or something like that?

The gently caress is that stuff? Marshmallows? Why is she spitting out a wad of them?

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

marshmallow creep posted:

The gently caress is that stuff? Marshmallows? Why is she spitting out a wad of them?

Because she's a disgusting person

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

Do you then give those marshmallows to another child?!

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
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Plaster Town Cop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jN2PVU51Kg

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Oct 30, 2009

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WrenP-Complete posted:

You put the same marshmallow in each of your mouths?

No.

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Oct 30, 2009

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WrenP-Complete posted:

Do you then give those marshmallows to another child?!

No.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

WrenP-Complete posted:

You put the same marshmallow in each of your mouths?

WrenP-Complete posted:

Do you then give those marshmallows to another child?!

It's not complicated https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chubby_Bunny

marshmallow creep posted:

The gently caress is that stuff? Marshmallows? Why is she spitting out a wad of them?

Figured this would be right up your alley, son.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Oh God posting in the name change thread has already come back to bite me.

don longjohns
Mar 2, 2012

AHEM it is clearly Chubby Bunny.

I don't have a picture, but my old boss used to wear brown bleach-distressed pants, which meant he wore brown pants with uneven orange stripes on them, that he could not button, or zip. So fun, that triangle of pasty, hairy man-belly :(

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.
I found another youtube goldmine. This guy just completely embodies gamer angst in all its forms.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ll_nDrap7g

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Ularg posted:

I found another youtube goldmine. This guy just completely embodies gamer angst in all its forms.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ll_nDrap7g

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XM0ZbXXmmbY

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012


Thanks, I was stressing there a few hours ago.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Hearing him say microsuck constantly is reminding me of people who vocalise lol and lmao

Laserjet 4P
Mar 28, 2005

What does it mean?
Fun Shoe

Fashionable Jorts posted:



Some people need to learn that high-angle shots aren't flattering for everyone.

Text on sweater is totally appropriate though.

computer angel
Sep 9, 2008

Make it a double.

The fact that he enters the shot at the beginning is so annoying.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Fashionable Jorts posted:



Some people need to learn that high-angle shots aren't flattering for everyone.

I can't tell if she's trying to make eye contact with the camera or not, it's really unnerving

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

Fashionable Jorts posted:



Some people need to learn that high-angle shots aren't flattering for everyone.

Popeahuntis
Apr 10, 2009

Ularg posted:

I found another youtube goldmine. This guy just completely embodies gamer angst in all its forms.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ll_nDrap7g

I liked him in Gotham

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Cosima posted:

The fact that he enters the shot at the beginning is so annoying.

It's great actually and he reminds me of that amazing flirt trainer

I like how the camera occasionally refocuses and slowly zooms in or the first five seconds of dead silence before he starts talking.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUYQ2DMddYA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiqWXwuzqEk

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

im high and this is incredibly powerful and intense

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37Jkv2fkUbg

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

EmmyOk posted:

im high and this is incredibly powerful and intense

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37Jkv2fkUbg

I'm the camera wobble at the very start of an "experts' village" video

take me you ANIMAL
Nov 28, 2002

Congrats big boy

Yea, apparently it is:

wikipedia posted:

At least two people have died of suffocation from choking on marshmallows

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

take me you ANIMAL posted:

Yea, apparently it is:

Being able to die from something doesn't make it complex.


Somfin posted:

I'm the camera wobble at the very start of an "experts' village" video

I love it so much, like how the gently caress do they not have a stable shot established.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

EmmyOk posted:

im high and this is incredibly powerful and intense

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37Jkv2fkUbg

This is so awkward, and that his friends saw this is golden. "Friends"

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

take me you ANIMAL posted:

Yea, apparently it is:

Things can be both simple and deadly :colbert:

knobgobblin
Oct 28, 2010

got a bone to pick
Florting - what is it?

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.





cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


I just want to chime in and say this thread has really been pulling its weight in the last new pages. A+ job, every one, especially all the one-liners about gross mugshots.

ExecuDork
Feb 25, 2007

We might be fucked, sir.
Fallen Rib

marshmallow creep posted:

Oh God posting in the name change thread has already come back to bite me.

They're mostly just kind of gumming the marshmallows and pushing them around with the tongue, not actually biting.

Watrick
Mar 15, 2007

C:enter:###

Fashionable Jorts posted:



Some people need to learn that high-angle shots aren't flattering for everyone.

I think this may be a real doll. Jesus Christ, I don't even know.

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

Watrick posted:

I think this may be a real doll. Jesus Christ, I don't even know.

It's after she was blasted with mysterious radiation in a lab accident, before she vows revenge on Superman for letting it happen.

Bogmonster
Oct 17, 2007

The Bogey is a philosopher who knows

You've heard of "gurning" right? According to Wikipedia, The English Dialect Dictionary, compiled by Joseph Wright, defines the word gurn as "to snarl as a dog; to look savage; to distort the countenance.

Anyway, here's some pictures from an article about the world gurning championship





cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


I have so many teeth, I realize just now

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Bogmonster posted:

You've heard of "gurning" right? According to Wikipedia, The English Dialect Dictionary, compiled by Joseph Wright, defines the word gurn as "to snarl as a dog; to look savage; to distort the countenance.

Anyway, here's some pictures from an article about the world gurning championship







Bitter beer face!!

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

His neck is so long, that when he drinks milk it curdles before reaching his stomach!

Celery Face
Feb 18, 2012
I call bullshit. How does a turtle kidnap anyone?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFSvdz4T7vk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04s448a5_OU

walrusman
Aug 4, 2006

And who could forget the classic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRxjJZFGgNM

I noticed a lot of similarities in the manner of speech between this one and the DO NO SEX lady; I wonder if it's something specifically about their mental illnesses or just the fact that they're worked up and nervous and reading from notes.

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Unctuous Cretin
Jun 20, 2007
LUrker

I love the idea of tagging all my friends on police department Facebook posts about pedos.

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