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Evil Fluffy
Jul 13, 2009

Scholars are some of the most pompous and pedantic people I've ever had the joy of meeting.

TheOneAndOnlyT posted:

The VP debate is going to be a nightmare for Pence because the past has shown that he disagrees with something like half of what Trump says. Kaine is going to spend half the night dunking on Pence for poo poo Trump has said that he agrees with, and the other half insulting Pence for choosing to be Trump's VP when it's clear he doesn't actually like Trump's policies.

A VP debate where Kaine is politely asking Pence questions that either force Pence to defense Trump's worst poo poo or disagree with his running mate on national TV is reason enough to watch it.

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Alucardd
Aug 1, 2006
There is ALWAYS a Trump equivalent of his accusations.

https://twitter.com/Walldo/status/781972245644136449

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Big Ol Billy posted:

USPOL Sep: The Vindication of Prester Jane by the Coward Donald Trump?

We have been waiting months for this title and the Nov thread is gonna be too late. Please do this.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Evil Fluffy posted:

A VP debate where Kaine is politely asking Pence questions that either force Pence to defense Trump's worst poo poo or disagree with his running mate on national TV is reason enough to watch it.

The candidates sit down at the table, the moderator begins by asking for opening statements. Pence goes first because he won the coin toss. The moderator turns to Kaine, "Senator Kaine, your opening statement?"

Kaine takes a deep breath, opens his mouth. Suddenly, in the background, MEGALOVANIA from Undertale begins playing in the background.

And doesn't stop till the debate's over.

canepazzo
May 29, 2006



Alucardd posted:

There is ALWAYS a Trump equivalent of his accusations.

https://twitter.com/Walldo/status/781972245644136449

Called it

E: Fox national poll went from 45-46 for Trump to 49-44 for Hillary.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Apraxin posted:

Lol, Trump just told the crowd he spent $100 million of his own money on the campaign.

well his businesses have lost more than this so he is right if you look at it from an angle

Evil Fluffy
Jul 13, 2009

Scholars are some of the most pompous and pedantic people I've ever had the joy of meeting.

axeil posted:

We have been waiting months for this title and the Nov thread is gonna be too late. Please do this.

Clinton stumbled and we get an instant name change nobody cared or asked for but not one that's been requested, nay needed, for weeks now?

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Alucardd posted:

There is ALWAYS a Trump equivalent of his accusations.

https://twitter.com/Walldo/status/781972245644136449

it never ends

Magres
Jul 14, 2011

nine-gear crow posted:

The candidates sit down at the table, the moderator begins by asking for opening statements. Pence goes first because he won the coin toss. The moderator turns to Kaine, "Senator Kaine, your opening statement?"

Kaine takes a deep breath, opens his mouth. Suddenly, in the background, MEGALOVANIA from Undertale begins playing in the background.

And doesn't stop till the debate's over.

Holy cow yyeeessss. It's perfect, Kaine is so mild-mannered and is going to rail Pence so hard in the most polite way ever.

canepazzo
May 29, 2006



https://twitter.com/FoxNews/status/781977567465091073

Here. The 4 way is Clinton 43 Trump 40 (from 41-40)

Best part: debate scores are 61-20 for Clinton!

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

canepazzo posted:

https://twitter.com/FoxNews/status/781977567465091073

Here. The 4 way is Clinton 43 Trump 40 (from 41-40)

Best part: debate scores are 61-20 for Clinton!

Does this mean Trump's gonna say that Fox News are liars as well? :allears:

DICKS FOR DINNER
Sep 6, 2008

Stand Proud

Alucardd posted:

There is ALWAYS a Trump equivalent of his accusations.

https://twitter.com/Walldo/status/781972245644136449

Quick check-in on Kellyanne Conway's current feelings:

"I want to get off MR TRUMPS WILD RIDE"

Doredrin
Sep 5, 2016

by zen death robot
The electoral map is going to look like 2012 when all is said and done with Ohio and North Carolina flipping.

Night10194
Feb 13, 2012

We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

canepazzo posted:

Here. The 4 way is Clinton 43 Trump 40 (from 41-40)

Best part: debate scores are 61-20 for Clinton!

:getin:

Consistent with the other shifts we've seen so far. And hopefully only the start, especially if Donald's aura of invincibility is off.

Big Ol Billy
Aug 12, 2007
Pays as good as money!

axeil posted:

We have been waiting months for this title and the Nov thread is gonna be too late. Please do this.

Only with Necc0's improvement pls

Distorted Kiwi
Jun 11, 2014

"C'mon! Let's tune our weapons!"

Magres posted:

Holy cow yyeeessss. It's perfect, Kaine is so mild-mannered and is going to rail Pence so hard in the most polite way ever.

I just want him to respond to every question with harmonica music. "Aleppo?" *blues lick*

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

nine-gear crow posted:

The candidates sit down at the table, the moderator begins by asking for opening statements. Pence goes first because he won the coin toss. The moderator turns to Kaine, "Senator Kaine, your opening statement?"

Kaine takes a deep breath, opens his mouth. Suddenly, in the background, MEGALOVANIA from Undertale begins playing in the background.

And doesn't stop till the debate's over.

But...Megalovania is the song about you becoming the very evil you sought to destroy...

size1one
Jun 24, 2008

I don't want a nation just for me, I want a nation for everyone

axeil posted:

We have been waiting months for this title and the Nov thread is gonna be too late. Please do this.

Trump's post-loss meltdown could be spectacular.

Geostomp
Oct 22, 2008

Unite: MASH!!
~They've got the bad guys on the run!~

Alucardd posted:

There is ALWAYS a Trump equivalent of his accusations.

https://twitter.com/Walldo/status/781972245644136449

I want to see just how much Trump can top himself. By the end of the month, I want him to invent entirely new levels of hypocrisy that no man has dared to dream before.

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




Morbid Hound

axeil posted:

We have been waiting months for this title and the Nov thread is gonna be too late. Please do this.

It's time

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

axeil posted:

But...Megalovania is the song about you becoming the very evil you sought to destroy...

Its also the song that plays when the unassuming round-headed little guy with the charmingly bad sense of humor wrecks your poo poo because you became an evil monster.

Still fits :colbert:

Lemming
Apr 21, 2008

Hell yeah

Magres
Jul 14, 2011

axeil posted:

But...Megalovania is the song about you becoming the very evil you sought to destroy...

Nah, cause if you ever hear that song you have been an evil monster all along. It's about a good man who doesn't want to fight finally saying that enough is enough and it's time to put your deplorable self in the dirt.

E: also what nine gear crow said

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Geostomp posted:

I want to see just how much Trump can top himself. By the end of the month, I want him to invent entirely new levels of hypocrisy that no man has dared to dream before.

"How many levels of hypocrisy are you on?"
"I don't like, like 3?"
"He, watch this"
*discusses finding a 12 year old attractive*

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong

Alucardd posted:

There is ALWAYS a Trump equivalent of his accusations.

https://twitter.com/Walldo/status/781972245644136449

Well it's hardly possible to shoot a hardcore porn with Trump in the room.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

i thought we did already, for awhile back in may

or am i thinking of the authoritarian thread

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

nine-gear crow posted:

The candidates sit down at the table, the moderator begins by asking for opening statements. Pence goes first because he won the coin toss. The moderator turns to Kaine, "Senator Kaine, your opening statement?"

Kaine takes a deep breath, opens his mouth. Suddenly, in the background, MEGALOVANIA from Undertale begins playing in the background.

And doesn't stop till the debate's over.

Megalovania, remixed for harmonicas

Aerox
Jan 8, 2012

paranoid randroid posted:

Megalovania, remixed for harmonicas

https://soundcloud.com/mbeddit/megalovania-cover-take-2

Edit: This is incredibly off-beat which makes it even funnier

canepazzo
May 29, 2006



https://twitter.com/AdamWeinstein/status/781982749993435141

How they cheated at the debate. Krooked Killary does it again!

Magres
Jul 14, 2011

paranoid randroid posted:

Megalovania, remixed for harmonicas

The entire fight redone with the bones replaced by harmonicas

Doctor Butts
May 21, 2002

Also, cheating Hillary used a microphone with no cords.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
Keep in mind this is in regards to such questions as Jobs? Emails? Race? Cyber?

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!
Here's a comic (Via the new GBS comics thread) about Trump and the Wall from 26 years ago.


cant cook creole bream
Aug 15, 2011
I think Fahrenheit is better for weather

Doctor Butts posted:

Also, cheating Hillary used a microphone with no cords.

That's actually what Donald meant when he claimed that the microphone was defect.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
This is the best week.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Aerox posted:

https://soundcloud.com/mbeddit/megalovania-cover-take-2

Edit: This is incredibly off-beat which makes it even funnier

The Song That Might Play When You Fight Tim Kaine :dunkedon:

tezcat
Jan 1, 2005

canepazzo posted:

https://twitter.com/AdamWeinstein/status/781982749993435141

How they cheated at the debate. Krooked Killary does it again!
2016 : Hillary is accused of Tom&Jerry-esk Rube-Goldberg Machiavellian shenanigans.

WHOOPS
Nov 6, 2009

Alucardd posted:

There is ALWAYS a Trump equivalent of his accusations.

https://twitter.com/Walldo/status/781972245644136449

I really appreciate the clarity in the article about how the sex take stuff wasn't true, instead of weasel wording around it for false objectivity.

canepazzo
May 29, 2006



https://twitter.com/nickconfessore/status/781983988961468417

Here we goooo

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ImpAtom
May 24, 2007


So, like, is he trying to claim the defective microphone somehow made all his words sound different?

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