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Genetic Toaster posted:is  They are true heroes.
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Node posted:
at last, game maker dungeon crawlers finally have their Star Citizen
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Sep 30, 2016 03:11
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Genetic Toaster posted:is I pretty much assumed they ran out of money two years ago.
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Genetic Toaster posted:is In what universe did you think they could've been working on a game for 4 years on 120k.
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Sep 30, 2016 03:47
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"Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life." -Charles Wade Barkley
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Blackheart posted:It's time for my monthly re-read of the amazing Pozzo Jello Crusade Let's Play.
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Sep 30, 2016 04:24
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can we finally gas the thread now that we know it's never coming out
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Sep 30, 2016 04:36
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Colon Semicolon posted:can we finally gas the thread now that we know it's never coming out The promise has been made.
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Sep 30, 2016 04:39
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Colon Semicolon posted:can we finally gas the thread now that we know it's never coming out yeah but when are you coming out
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iF you have questions about this game call 1-900-eat-sh*t
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Sep 30, 2016 04:58
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Cheen posted:iF you have questions about this game call 1-900-eat-sh*t that's not a good way to make money
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Sep 30, 2016 04:59
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I hope the game is really good and they make a lot of money off of the sales.
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Sep 30, 2016 05:09
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I've got a "BarkLIES 2" article all written up, ready to upload the moment the game goes on sale.
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Sep 30, 2016 05:10
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Colon Semicolon posted:can we finally gas the thread now that we know it's never coming out
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Sep 30, 2016 08:43
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Where is the hero of this thread? Where is Gortarius?
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Sep 30, 2016 11:36
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If I gave you a bowl of chicken fries and said that 3 of them would delay the game even further would you still eat them?
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Sep 30, 2016 17:29
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Archenteron posted:Where is the hero of this thread? Where is Gortarius? He was the last to stop getting paid.
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Sep 30, 2016 17:44
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Gortarius deflected every question with a joke from 2008 so either he didn't actually work on the game at all or he was also sean murray
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Oct 1, 2016 02:59
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Colon Semicolon posted:can we finally gas the thread now that we know it's never coming out FAU said he won't close the Star Citizen forum so its only fair that this thread doesn't get closed or gassed.
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Oct 1, 2016 03:04
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true. doom. murderhead. these were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect ToGster. but chef accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction: some stale jokes from when i was still a teenager. thus, gortarius was born
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Oct 1, 2016 03:07
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Gortarius lives. He will post here before long.
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Oct 1, 2016 03:08
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i just got off the horn with the other good barkley thread posters and we agree: gortarius
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Oct 1, 2016 03:12
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How do you summon a wizard, anyway? I mean wizard, not Wizard, the 30+ year old virgin type of Wizard.
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Oct 1, 2016 04:12
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One way to summon a wizard is to gather the wool of a freshly shorn lamb, mix it with honey, and tell it your fourth-deepest secret.
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Oct 1, 2016 06:08
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Hi I am wizard. AMA.
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Oct 1, 2016 06:36
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I'm loving good and happy in Barkley. loving loving Barkley I'm Barkley, 2003, The video game, Barkley, Barkley, B-ball
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captain innocuous posted:Hi I am wizard. AMA. My method is one of many that works, correct?
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Sorry, I meant Wizard.
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Oct 1, 2016 09:45
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hey i heard gortarious was gonna post soon, any truth to that rumour y/n?
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Oct 1, 2016 15:40
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Another way to summon a wizard is to find a Winter Habanero plant, ask it what it thinks about climate change, take those answers, write them down on a parchment made of biodegradable materials, wrap that in bubble wrap, and set the entire thing on fire with gasoline.
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Oct 1, 2016 20:39
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Edminster posted:hey i heard gortarious was gonna post soon, any truth to that rumour y/n? y
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Oct 1, 2016 22:02
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If he doesn't post within the next couple days or so we can safely presume he is dead. Or at least escaped his mortal shell and became one with the aether.
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Oct 1, 2016 22:14
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Another way to get in touch with a wizard is email. Does anyone have his email address? Print it out, stuff it in a blender with three fresh pigs feet (from three different pigs, obviously) and put the goo in one of those incense sphere things they sometimes have at Catholic and/or Black Mass, and intone the subject line of your email.
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Oct 2, 2016 00:36
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Maybe we just haven't posted enough meme's yet
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Oct 2, 2016 00:41
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CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:Another way to get in touch with a wizard is email. Does anyone have his email address? Print it out, stuff it in a blender with three fresh pigs feet (from three different pigs, obviously) and put the goo in one of those incense sphere things they sometimes have at Catholic and/or Black Mass, and intone the subject line of your email. I did that and now my penis is so small it's practically concave. Either you just trolled me or Gortarius works in mysterious ways.
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Oct 2, 2016 00:56
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Maybe Gotarius never actually existed and his posts are just in you are imagination?
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Oct 2, 2016 01:04
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Node posted:I did that and now my penis is so small it's practically concave. Either you just trolled me or Gortarius works in mysterious ways. Look I'm just pointing out ways to get in touch with wizards; sometimes a wizard has had enough of your poo poo and transmogrifies your dick or something. Another way to get in touch with a wizard is to take the laughter of a small child and mix it with tequila. Drink the tequila while thinking of the sixth most unpleasant bowel movement you've ever had.
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Oct 2, 2016 05:47
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Barkley Defunct: Falling Carefree
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Oct 3, 2016 11:50
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When I see a thread in my bookmarks rise from the backpages it's either something very good or very bad, and since goon money is involved this thread was a safe bet for bad.
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Good news everyone, after 36 straight hours of crying into my cyberdwarf body pillow the stain from the tears spelled out SOON. Call me an optimist but I think this means the game will be released within the next century
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