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McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Vancouver with Chinese characteristics.

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Skrill.exe
Oct 3, 2007

"Bitcoin is a new financial concept entirely without precedent."

Gennifer Flowers posted:

I'm so angry I'm going to smash a Korean made car.

I'm leaving my Samsung faucet running all night.

nong
Apr 20, 2016

Never Forget
The Century Of National Humiliation.

Chomp8645 posted:

So not only was there not a food embargo, but China specifically rejected offers of food assistance while actively exported large amounts of food at the time they were starving.


That's so Mao.

The other guy gets it.
You lose face if you owe other people anything because it shows the other person is better than you and you dont want that. On the macro scale, you want to show that you are a strong country and have every other countries' respect at the bargaining table.

On a more local level, this also means you want to fight tooth and nail to pay for other people's meals when you guys go out to eat.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

nong posted:

On a more local level, this also means you want to fight tooth and nail to pay for other people's meals when you guys go out to eat.

I have had so many free meals because of this.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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It must be loving soul crushing to live in a country where everything is loving fake

sentimental snail
Nov 22, 2007

DID YOU SEE MY
PEYOTE QUEEN?

Fojar38 posted:

It must be loving soul crushing to live in a country where everything is loving fake

That community has 5000 years of history. Where do you think they came up with the idea for Vancouver?

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax
Whenever you talk to the Chinese about the famine and all of the problems Mao and his group caused you get these typical answers:

"He was human. Humans make mistakes. Let's not think of bad history. We can move forward. Also, gently caress the Japanese forever for what they did to us! They should all die!"

Velisarius
Nov 1, 2009
Ever asked them where they'll get a large quantity of their entertainment once all the evil Japanese are dead?

There's only so much they can copy before it runs out.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
they get their entertainment (movies, tv shows, music) from south korea and their porn from japan.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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they get a lot more than that from abroad, it's just usually in the form of ripoffs rather than licensed content

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Velisarius posted:

Ever asked them where they'll get a large quantity of their entertainment once all the evil Japanese are dead?

There's only so much they can copy before it runs out.

China has 5,000 years of Journey to the West remakes, and they can always make more.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Chinese domestic TV is:

Game/dating shows copied from South Korea/Japan.
Costume dramas about the Tang Dynasty or other historical periods when China was cool.
1930s shows where plucky Chinese go around killing the Japanese.
Journey to the West retreads.

If there are exceptions I've never seen them.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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reddit says that there are approximately several million mobile games based on romance of the three kingdoms

quote:

On ads this week I've seen: Three Kingdoms Saga, Pocket Three Kingdoms, Three Kingdoms Romance, Xiao Xiao Three Kingdoms, Dynasty Rush: Three Kingdoms, Clash of Three Kingdoms, Three Kingdoms Heroes and even one called 后宫三国 that features the big titted concubines of the Three Kingdoms. In that one you can slap the women about to increase their submissiveness.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Oh yeah for sure. I don't know if that should be its own category or part of the historical one since Romance of the Three Kingdoms is a mix of fiction and history.

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax

Grand Fromage posted:

Game/dating shows copied from South Korea/Japan.
I enjoy the adoption of the Japanese "EhhhhhHHHHHHHH???" that Chinese on Japanese-copied game and talk shows now do. It's so blatant that you would think it would be unharmonious.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
I am still sad I couldn't find a translation of their latest remake of water margin.

oohhboy
Jun 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Ceciltron posted:

Face, face, face, face.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIyvSKCnBnk

fish and chips and dip
Feb 17, 2010
That's why I get my China news from NYT, HKFP and Sinocism, as these three have so far stood against the economic censorship China likes to emploly towards foreign media.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


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Reply: i m a Chinese.In Chengdu Sichuan

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2016/jun/13/air-pollution-linked-to-increased-mental-illness-in-children

quote:

A major new study has linked air pollution to increased mental illness in children, even at low levels of pollution.

The new research found that relatively small increases in air pollution were associated with a significant increase in treated psychiatric problems. It is the first study to establish the link but is consistent with a growing body of evidence that air pollution can affect mental and cognitive health and that children are particularly vulnerable to poor air quality.
...
“The results can mean that a lower concentration of air pollution, first and foremost from traffic, may reduce psychiatric disorders in children and adolescents,” said Anna Oudin, at Umeå University, who led the study. “I would be worried myself if I lived in an area with high air pollution.”

Little Emperors rejoice. Also, LOL at those dumbos that want to raise their hybrids in China thinking that's what they need to do for the kid to keep speaking Chinese.

nong
Apr 20, 2016

Never Forget
The Century Of National Humiliation.

McGavin posted:

I have had so many free meals because of this.
You have lost many faces and must be ashamed of yourself.


It's more like a pride thing which is actually one of the negative aspect in the western culture but doesn't really exist in China.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
If you ate someone's head during the cultural revolution would you have gained face?

Stuff
Jan 2, 2012
Why is South Korea all weird when you zoom in on Google Maps?

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Grand Fromage posted:

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Reply: i m a Chinese.In Chengdu Sichuan

Still lollin about your students gleefully yelling Mao at you hehehe

The Great Autismo!
Mar 3, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Sheep-Goats posted:

Still lollin about your students gleefully yelling Mao at you hehehe

this is the answer every time for that question, or any question about a famous chinese person, you specifically have to tell them "you can't say Mao" and then every kid will cross off their answer and look at like you like "cmmmmmmmmm"

ladron
Sep 15, 2007

eso es lo que es

Stuff posted:

Why is South Korea all weird when you zoom in on Google Maps?

maybe because it's still technically a war zone?

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Some poll type questions I did in Thailand:

-Favorite food (can't say Thai)
-Country you would like to visit (can't say Thailand)

In general in my classes I would say that for the speaking activities you had to lie. Of course for the country unit that leads to one girl saying she is from France then a guy pointing at her and saying "NO! U ARE FROM EGYPT HAVE BLACK SKIN 55555" and she goes hehehehe and I'm sitting there going good lord you guys are twenty years old.

Dicky mouse
Apr 11, 2008

"No No Not like that....Thats just silly"

Sheep-Goats posted:

Some poll type questions I did in Thailand:

-Favorite food (can't say Thai)
-Country you would like to visit (can't say Thailand)

In general in my classes I would say that for the speaking activities you had to lie. Of course for the country unit that leads to one girl saying she is from France then a guy pointing at her and saying "NO! U ARE FROM EGYPT HAVE BLACK SKIN 55555" and she goes hehehehe and I'm sitting there going good lord you guys are twenty years old.

Do they post in FYAD?

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

McGavin posted:

I have had so many free meals because of this.

How many times can you go out and take advantage of this before the person/group blacklists you?

Mameluke
Aug 2, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Stuff posted:

Why is South Korea all weird when you zoom in on Google Maps?

They're afraid of the Norks using their single Windows XP-enabled computer to derive valuable military intelligence from Google Maps, so 51 million people can't play Pokemon Go and have to use loving Naver

fish and chips and dip
Feb 17, 2010

Haier posted:

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2016/jun/13/air-pollution-linked-to-increased-mental-illness-in-children


Little Emperors rejoice. Also, LOL at those dumbos that want to raise their hybrids in China thinking that's what they need to do for the kid to keep speaking Chinese.

Air pollution is legit by far the thing that scares and stresses me out the most in China, just 10 more loving months here, but how knows how I've already been hosed up :smithicide:

Heer98
Apr 10, 2009

Mameluke posted:

They're afraid of the Norks using their single Windows XP-enabled computer to derive valuable military intelligence from Google Maps, so 51 million people can't play Pokemon Go and have to use loving Naver

Yeah, the real answer is that a paranoid old national security law precluding dirty foreigners from getting their hands on survey data is used to carve out an artificial niche for a big Korean company, I.e. Naver.

I think something similar happened with uber too, although uber is kind of a scummy company so I don't know if they were kicked out to make room for kakaotaxi or if they just ignored all tax regulations or something.

Mameluke
Aug 2, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
gently caress Kakaotalk, gently caress Naver, and gently caress Daum, this whole country is a ringing argument in favour of globalization.

bongwizzard
May 19, 2005

Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"
Grimey Drawer

That loving ladder.

That ladder speaks volumes.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


bongwizzard posted:

That loving ladder.

That ladder speaks volumes.

That's the standard construction ladder here. My favorite OSHA thing is when a guy is standing at the top of it, leg on each side, and then starts walking around with it using it like stilts.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Grand Fromage posted:

That's the standard construction ladder here. My favorite OSHA thing is when a guy is standing at the top of it, leg on each side, and then starts walking around with it using it like stilts.

It is our stilted culture.

Plexiwatt
Sep 6, 2002

by exmarx
There is normally a rope tying the legs together so that there is a maximum angle they spread at. I've seen guys "walk" their ladders dexterously while straddling them and it is actually very impressive and efficient.

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer
I bought this cheap Chinese fitness band and i just love the fitness app that comes with it:

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nerdz fucked around with this message at 16:12 on Oct 1, 2016

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Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

nerdz posted:

I bought this cheap Chinese fitness band and i just love the fitness app that comes with it:



Actually not sure if it's saying that smoking, like eating spicy food before bed, is not recommended, or that smoking before bed is good for your health.

I could believe either.

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