FactsAreUseless posted:

I have the info for an affordable blowjob machine, but I don't want to give your mom's number out to just anyone.

Crowley posted:

The department I headed consisted of:

• 1 degree in history
  
• 1 degree in electronics
  
• 1 Radar technician
  
• 1 Windmill repairman
  
• 1 Curtain salesman
  
• 1 Carpenter
  
• 2 degrees in Computer Science
  
• 1 High school graduate
  
• 1 IT Repair apprentice
  

IT is full of people who have the skills rather than the paper.

Turambar posted:

Isn't a curtain salesman a Windows professional?

oldpainless posted:

Be assured my friends that if and when I post in GBS it will be with the same top notch posting I deliver here in PYF and that is a promise.

Panfilo posted:

So women have some sensory organ that detects virginity in guys?

many johnnys posted:

Yeah, but they can only use it once for each guy

FactsAreUseless posted:

Sure, but that was the point of the reboot. What I'm saying is that we're making GBS better. I want people to come help do that. Just new rules and more mod attention isn't enough to do that. Come post in GBS because it's the place on the forums everyone should come together to make jokes and post photoshops and opinions about TV shows and pictures of the county fair.

Eh! Frank posted:

Even though it's on the verge of being run into the ground, I have to admit I enjoy the "More like old_______less" posts that follow in your wake.

mind the walrus posted:

He was literally just here. Anti-GBS snobbery is too big for even an admin to contain.

teagone posted:

How about when Clone Wars went full Vietnam:
https://fat.gfycat.com/DearestUnfoldedBass.webm

Just because it's a medium for kids doesn't mean it can't explore more mature tones or themes. And narrative elements like the emotional arc of Ahsoka's character spanning across several seasons of shows culminating into a duel with her former master goes beyond what any old regular Saturday morning cartoon offers imo. Even "kids shows" these days can be part of this current golden age of television.

CharlestheHammer posted:

Snobbery?

Bongo Bill posted:

Nobody posts in GBS any more, it's too crowded.

CharlestheHammer posted:

Snobbery?

Hogge Wild posted:

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

im gonna poo poo on the floor

Hogge Wild posted:

Rename QCS to Clown Forum.

FactsAreUseless posted:

Please don't insult clowns. They work very hard for little reward to maintain a dying form of comedy, which-- oh. Oh no. Oh god.

Improbable Lobster posted:

I hate nerds and I hate how any sign of rudimentary character development means that a series is some sort of amazing work of literature.

Dear Prudence posted:

Snottery.

mind the walrus posted:

Perhaps the wrong term on technicality, but you know what I mean--everyone is too good for GBS yet they're first in line to talk about how terrible it is.

Syd Midnight posted:

Yeah I know what you mean, almost everyone everyone acts like GBS is bad, and also they say GBS is bad. But why would people do that... everyone saying and acting like something's bad.. I've noticed they act like that towards feces, too.. maybe theres some pattern

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

im gonna poo poo on the floor

Snooze Cruise posted:

Deconstruction means quality and subverting tropes means it's smart.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

Wait, when did TFR kill a kid?

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

Oh I thought it was some random poster from TFR and not just the general hosed up gun loonies in the world.

Jonny 290 posted:

bump_fn posted:

elon musks want to gently caress mars and cum in it

sean10mm posted:

So Trump is really 6'1" because humans shrink slightly with age.

gradenko_2000 posted:

He's about to shrink into something else entirely if you get my drift.

FactsAreUseless posted:

Yeah, the President.

Endorph posted:

he's going to gently caress obama?

flosofl posted:

At this point if the poop ever stops coming from SA threads, then I'll start being concerned.

SplitSoul posted:

CJacobs posted:

lol

Crocoswine posted:

can't get over that face

SplitSoul posted:

Let's put some tits on this, etc.

pulp rag posted:

That's a profile you could moore a boat to.

Skellybones posted:

Fertile and can give berth.

3Romeo posted:

The world left stand-alone plots behind long ago. Cross-genre tie-ins are the future.

We have other profitables.

MIcro-transactions?

Formed by executive order after the success of horse armor in Oblivion. I have someone in place, though. I'm more concerned about CD Projekt Red. They're located in Poland.

Our customer corpus is far in advance of theirs, as is our shareholder sentience. And their... ethical inflexibility has allowed us to make progress in areas they refuse to consider.

The one-time DLC project?

Among other things -- but I must admit that I have been somewhat disappointed in the performance of the primary unit.

The secondary DLC unit should be online soon. It's currently undergoing preparation and will be operational within six months. My people will continue to report on its progress. If necessary, the primary can be put on sale.

We've had to endure much, you and I, but soon there will be order again, a new age. Ubisoft spoke of the mythical lovely but profitable intellectual property. Soon that property will be a reality, and we will be given executive bonuses.
Or better than bonuses.
Parachutes.

The MSJ posted:

FactsAreUseless posted:

Prodigy_cut_my_dick_up.mp3 [upon completing the download from Kazaa, this was revealed to be System Of A Down's "Chop Suey."]

FactsAreUseless posted:

Teenager, singing along angrily: "Why'd-you-cut-the-tip-off-of-my-penis? YOU WANTED TO!"

Edit: "I don't think you trust in my / self-righteous circumcized / I cry / my penis deserves to"

owl_pellet posted:

Father into your hands I commend my foreskin

mewse posted:

Goodevnladies n gentlemen, haa mofcourse I'm Tito Ortiz, uh, welcome to press conference for the future of uh Cris-uh-tina Santos Cyborg, uh my company Primetime 360 that we started, uh, lillery last year and I wanna just work on the future of uh MMA fighters cuzlast fifteen years of my career I've worked very hard to be as most diligent as I possibly could of the future of my career so now it's time to work for the future of OTHER people's careers, um, with of course my partner George Prejean and uh Tony and of course our client uh Cris Cyborg, I wanted to work on the future of her career people want to see her in the UFC fight at 135, which is literally IMPOSSIBLE for her to happen, to make that weight. And we'll show you the reason tonight why this is gonna happen but the future of her, um, career, and, FIGHting career um, is in my hands, and my hands uh, are su-as solid around her as possibly and to make sure the future of her fight career no matter what um, is askususuccessful as possible and tonight we're gonna show that uh,

Shine posted:

Perfect