|
quote:I saw that meme of Alex Jones goin "Trump going in to a nest of goblins, goblin vomit, catch him in bed with a goblin" and laughed pretty hard. Then I started listening to Alex Jones, originally just for laughs. But I'm starting to think maybe he's right about some stuff? quote:My cat brought a mangled, but alive, field mouse into my house the other day. Using a cardboard toilet paper tube I drowned it in my toilet, which still had a fresh morning leak in it (water ban). I watched it struggle before giving in to take a deep breath of my piss and dying.
|
# ? Sep 30, 2016 17:11 |
|
|
# ? May 13, 2024 08:11 |
|
let me save u a google https://vine.co/v/5zuxVVKrO5u
|
# ? Sep 30, 2016 17:11 |
|
loquacius posted:9/11 truther It's almost as if they constructed the WTC to collapse in on itself in the event of catastrophic structure failure... but nah.
|
# ? Sep 30, 2016 17:12 |
|
Everyone knows the best way to design a building is so that should it collapse it would fall to the side like a giant tree and gently caress up everything and everyone in its path.
|
# ? Sep 30, 2016 17:15 |
|
loquacius posted:Also I don't understand your spite-driven anti-dog policy. Get a dog. Dogs are great. If you get a dog, guess what, it's your dog too, not just hers. My wife is a cat person by nature but looked into the idea of getting a dog because she knows it'd work better with the allergy thing (although it's a moot point until we get an apartment that allows pets) and got really enthusiastic about it, because dogs rule. For the billionth time this thread has made me appreciate my own relationship more. If both people in a relationship are okay with option A but only one of them is okay with option B the only reasonable route is that nobody gets anything and they both sulk in misery.
|
# ? Sep 30, 2016 17:23 |
|
It never fails to astound me that not only are there people that think the Bush administration was anywhere near competent enough to pull off a false flag operation on the scale of 9/11, but that politicians getting shitfaced drunk in the woods in silly robes while lighting poo poo on fire somehow makes this more likely in their minds.
|
# ? Sep 30, 2016 17:30 |
|
The Alex Jones thread has some awesome poo poo in it btw, Alex Jones is an unintentionally hilarious person e:
|
# ? Sep 30, 2016 17:51 |
|
food court bailiff posted:It never fails to astound me that not only are there people that think the Bush administration was anywhere near competent enough to pull off a false flag operation on the scale of 9/11, but that politicians getting shitfaced drunk in the woods in silly robes while lighting poo poo on fire somehow makes this more likely in their minds. I get drunk and do satanic poo poo in the woods all the time and nobody cares.
|
# ? Sep 30, 2016 18:25 |
|
loquacius posted:The Alex Jones thread has some awesome poo poo in it btw, Alex Jones is an unintentionally hilarious person Oh my gently caress that is too good
|
# ? Sep 30, 2016 19:18 |
|
that piss mouse story is both gross and hilarious
|
# ? Sep 30, 2016 19:30 |
|
food court bailiff posted:It never fails to astound me that not only are there people that think the Bush administration was anywhere near competent enough to pull off a false flag operation on the scale of 9/11, but that politicians getting shitfaced drunk in the woods in silly robes while lighting poo poo on fire somehow makes this more likely in their minds. Six or seven I years ago I worked at a small company owned by a creepy trust-fund millionaire. He went to the Bohemian Grove thing every year, so a co-worker and I looked up what it was, saw the conspiracy theories, laughed, and then started looking for videos. I had never heard of Alex Jones before, but his "infiltration" video was the first thing to come up. It was silly, but I did learn that the Bohemian Grove has a giant statue of an owl that plays a taped speech from Walter Cronkite!! If that's what the Illuminati is all about, I want in.
|
# ? Sep 30, 2016 20:06 |
|
quote:My wife and I have a net worth easily in the 7 figures and neither of us look like a goon since we are both in shape and attractive. But I love shitposting so I do it and have to be careful when money comes up. That's a pain in my rear end because I have a persona here that nobody would think is a rich dude lol quote:How weird is it to have a fetish where skinny hot attractive girls gain weight and get really fat. It's the only thing I wack off too. Where does this poo poo come from?
|
# ? Sep 30, 2016 20:15 |
|
thanks for sharing world travelling attractive somewhat wealthy sexhaver. plumpergoon: do you just like go find before and after pics of weight loss drugs and reverse the order or what?
|
# ? Sep 30, 2016 20:20 |
|
"I have to be careful when money comes up" what the gently caress are you talking about, nobody cares how much money you have, let alone cares enough to comb through your posts for hints of "possibly being wealthy".
|
# ? Sep 30, 2016 20:31 |
|
I'm not sure which is worse... being a serial dog killer or a bug spreading fuckboy. I'm surprised there aren't more furry confessions, though. Those people have to feel awful about themselves.
|
# ? Sep 30, 2016 21:21 |
|
yeah I eat rear end posted:"I have to be careful when money comes up" what the gently caress are you talking about, nobody cares how much money you have, let alone cares enough to comb through your posts for hints of "possibly being wealthy". Sounds like something a poor would say.
|
# ? Sep 30, 2016 21:26 |
|
Rich goon is Nooner.
|
# ? Sep 30, 2016 21:27 |
|
quote:My husband and I are in a really good relationship and absolutely adore each other. We married over the summer after living together for a few months, so this is our first fall season living together. Which is where the problem comes up. quote:I post on the E/N forum a lot, giving relationship advice since (prior to yesterday) I had been happily married for almost a decade. I was tempted to post a thread there, until I worried that maybe a bunch of people I *did* give advice to would suddenly think "Oh gently caress, this guy can't keep his life together, why did I listen?" and potentially gently caress up things that were working.
|
# ? Oct 1, 2016 02:23 |
|
#2 goon, I'm glad you're severing, but honestly all I could think of was "fool me once, shame on you, fool me five times, what the gently caress" Like, if you find your wife cheating on you for the fourth time total and you still take her out to a romantic dinner that night something is already kinda wrong. Like, cheating while you're off caring for your dying mother was some stone-cold poo poo and honestly even if the first time wasn't a "last straw" moment for whatever reason that one probably should have been. Well, the moral of the story is if someone is willing to cheat on you once they'll probably keep doing it, take that to the E/N bank
|
# ? Oct 1, 2016 02:27 |
|
see that first one's a perfect example, even if its fake, i don't care, i'm going to dive in head first i love this story. I'm a big fan of practical jokes but I don't appreciate ones that create a panic or anger. you've been honest with your fella, and he can't see how this affects you. what recourse do you have? you have to break it off or join him on his level. i'd recommend hiring an actor to fake mug you two sometime in a creepy alley, going so far as to grab him bodily, by the shoulder and spin him around with a snubnose revolver in his face demanding his wallet and phone. he'll never have it in him to jump scare you again e: have him point it at you and say "on your knees" first to disarm you, it'll play better
|
# ? Oct 1, 2016 02:36 |
|
Goon number one: I was believing this until I saw you were the bigger one of your homosex man marriage. Be the Bear that you are supposed to be and assert your dominance by scaring him even more by dressing as bigfoot or fake blowing up your house anything really. Goon two guy: Find a hookup and have dirty revenge coitus on all the trash bags you left outside for your wife to see when she comes to pick them up.
|
# ? Oct 1, 2016 05:19 |
|
i once put a finger in my poop hole
|
# ? Oct 1, 2016 05:38 |
|
loquacius posted:Cheating Wife
|
# ? Oct 1, 2016 09:05 |
|
Gay scaredy goon, next time he does it just punch him as hard as you can right in the face. Tell him it was a reflex, and that that's what happens when you jump scare a dude twice your size. Repeat as necessary. He'll stop soon enough.
|
# ? Oct 1, 2016 09:47 |
|
scaredy goon. that is goddamn hilarious. E/N goon, dude its good that you try to help folks with their problems and poo poo, but dont let that be an impediment to talking about yours hell the only way i learn poo poo is by loving up royally, hope things go better for you, as while its no doubt really hurtful for you, the lady doesnt seem to be treating you remotely with respect.
|
# ? Oct 1, 2016 10:15 |
|
the second guy is just trying to see how close everyone gets to the word without going over
|
# ? Oct 1, 2016 10:53 |
|
RustyShackleford posted:i once put a finger in my poop hole
|
# ? Oct 1, 2016 11:07 |
|
quote:I really hate the movement behind the ; symbol. Not because I have anything against the depressed or mentally ill, but because I think it is cheesy and hokey and kind of loving annoying. It's pretty much my favorite punctuation, but it's been co-opted by attention-seeking brokebrains. I have not met a single person who associates with the symbol that I would not describe as insufferable. Preempting 3 pages of discussion: honeypot warning , a serious discussion about incarceration and treatment is encouraged, but don't let the stated intent of this confession (i.e trolling the hell out of ephebophilia defenders and other weirdos) derail this thread. quote:i cant seem to stop defending pedophiles
|
# ? Oct 1, 2016 11:30 |
|
what is "the movement behind the ; symbol" Pretentious people? Grammar nerds? Programmers?
|
# ? Oct 1, 2016 13:18 |
|
It's a tattoo people get based on the semicolon project. It's supposedly a sign of people who have struggled with depression and suicidal tendencies or those who support them. Because a semicolon indicates that a writer could have ended a sentence but didn't. E: Basically a goon being a goon and saying they don't like being reminded there are brokebrains out there, which is definitely not projecting at all. Rush Limbo fucked around with this message at 13:29 on Oct 1, 2016 |
# ? Oct 1, 2016 13:24 |
|
people what get a tattoo of a semi colon on their wrist, symbolizing that they choose not to end their sentence
|
# ? Oct 1, 2016 13:26 |
|
The semicolon tattoos are all really bad but I've never seen one in the flesh.
|
# ? Oct 1, 2016 13:27 |
|
I don't get it. The gently caress does choosing not to end a sentence have to do with depression? Is it a suicide thing?
|
# ? Oct 1, 2016 13:31 |
|
Solice Kirsk posted:I don't get it. The gently caress does choosing not to end a sentence have to do with depression? Is it a suicide thing? They chose not to end their sentence (life). My dad had about 6 inches of his colon removed due to cancer and I tried to get him to get a tattoo of a semicolon on his scar. Then he died. The end.
|
# ? Oct 1, 2016 13:35 |
|
The sentence is a metaphor for life and a full stop is the end or death. It's not a terribly complicated metaphor.
|
# ? Oct 1, 2016 13:35 |
|
So it is a suicide thing. Pfffft, that's lame. Should have been a little dark storm cloud or something. At least then tattoo artists wouldn't be depressed.
|
# ? Oct 1, 2016 13:46 |
|
Feminasty Slut posted:I get drunk and do satanic poo poo in the woods all the time and nobody cares. It's not 1982 any more.
|
# ? Oct 1, 2016 14:46 |
|
quote:It's pretty much my favorite punctuation quote:I have not met a single person who associates with the symbol that I would not describe as insufferable.
|
# ? Oct 1, 2016 15:48 |
|
Holy poo poo this whole time I thought the semicolon was a crohns thing
|
# ? Oct 1, 2016 16:50 |
|
|
# ? May 13, 2024 08:11 |
|
alpaca diseases posted:catsex goon, get a dog- theyre objectively better in every single way and your gf may start seeing you as the man she wishes you were yes goon, please purchase the equivalent of an animal slave who cannot form independent thoughts and will instead be a burden on you and whoever you need to take care of it for as long as it lives. alternatively, if you'd like to be rad as gently caress and still have a life, get a cat. they're smarter, they smell better, and they don't eat their own poo poo. and that's not taking into account the fact that a cat can do its own thing without being force fed instructions its whole life. the only people I have ever met that have had a cat that showed them anything other than love and loyalty turned out to be irredeemably lovely pet owners. your mileage may vary
|
# ? Oct 1, 2016 17:56 |