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bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
George Miller, I hope you're reading this.

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33teK7L4DM4

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
I'm the front half of a spiked Apache frame mounted on a big ole truck with a blind scryer wearing the targeting glasses for the 30mm and war boys standing on and hanging from the wings. A blade or two remains for war boys to lunge from.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
our base can be a half sunk LCS in the Gulf of Oman

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Predators in the sky, painted like grinning sharks, all matte grey replaced with well-polished chrome. 113's are now covered in rusted metal spikes and pictures of throbbing cocks. The FOB that gets the most kills in the most impressive ways in the AO becomes "Witnessed" and NATO rents out the entirety of Amsterdam for them on a 3 month leave. Islam dies within the decade and is replaced with the worship of a Minute Man painted in bright silver krylon with the words "Perfect in every way" and a touching mural of a naked Katy Perry being hosed by Christina Hendricks using a model of the Enola Gay

The world never again knows peace

only purpose

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Every warboy has the choice of surrendering their mortal presence by road combat or an A-10 gun run.

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Booblord Zagats posted:

Predators in the sky, painted like grinning sharks, all matte grey replaced with well-polished chrome. 113's are now covered in rusted metal spikes and pictures of throbbing cocks. The FOB that gets the most kills in the most impressive ways in the AO becomes "Witnessed" and NATO rents out the entirety of Amsterdam for them on a 3 month leave. Islam dies within the decade and is replaced with the worship of a Minute Man painted in bright silver krylon with the words "Perfect in every way" and a touching mural of a naked Katy Perry being hosed by Christina Hendricks using a model of the Enola Gay

The world never again knows peace

only purpose

This is why I choose to believe in parallel universes.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
I would join this military

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

holocaust bloopers posted:

Not a problem with a second turret stacked on top.

Stick that M-60 Patton star-ship turret up there.

Booblord Zagats posted:

I would join this military

In a heart beat

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Booblord Zagats posted:

I would join this military

Only two ranks: witnessed and the living.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
all remaining C-5's will be modified into gunships using 5" naval guns

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

VikingSkull posted:

all remaining C-5's will be modified into gunships using 5" naval guns

Same for Chinooks, 53's and any civilian airliners we can get our hands on

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
Where can these go?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/16%22/50_caliber_Mark_7_gun#/media/File:Iowa_16_inch_Gun-EN.svg

E. This is turning into a weird trip down memory lane back when friends kitbashed gurps, star frontiers, traveler and a couple of other games for ridiculous ships and vehicles.



Syrian Lannister fucked around with this message at 21:49 on Sep 30, 2016

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

they can stay on the newly recommissioned Iowa?

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Thats what they're replacing the Abrams turrets with

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
As usual, Iron Maiden has the perfect song/album art for the occasion

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
All artillery batteries are required to have a few random tactical nuclear rounds mixed in, keeps everyone on their toes, the new slogan becomes "Danger close at any range"

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

Booblord Zagats posted:

Predators in the sky, painted like grinning sharks, all matte grey replaced with well-polished chrome. 113's are now covered in rusted metal spikes and pictures of throbbing cocks. The FOB that gets the most kills in the most impressive ways in the AO becomes "Witnessed" and NATO rents out the entirety of Amsterdam for them on a 3 month leave. Islam dies within the decade and is replaced with the worship of a Minute Man painted in bright silver krylon with the words "Perfect in every way" and a touching mural of a naked Katy Perry being hosed by Christina Hendricks using a model of the Enola Gay

The world never again knows peace

only purpose

a true poet. witnessed. :perfect:

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Booblord Zagats posted:

Predators in the sky, painted like grinning sharks, all matte grey replaced with well-polished chrome. 113's are now covered in rusted metal spikes and pictures of throbbing cocks. The FOB that gets the most kills in the most impressive ways in the AO becomes "Witnessed" and NATO rents out the entirety of Amsterdam for them on a 3 month leave. Islam dies within the decade and is replaced with the worship of a Minute Man painted in bright silver krylon with the words "Perfect in every way" and a touching mural of a naked Katy Perry being hosed by Christina Hendricks using a model of the Enola Gay

The world never again knows peace

only purpose

:frogon:

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
No Abu Hajar, get the chrome spray for witnessing!

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

B-24

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

English pilot 1916



quote:

If you are wondering what the purpose of the propeller on the rear of the bomb is, it's the arming mechanism. As the bomb falls, the propeller spins and screws the detonator spike into the bomb so it will explode on impact.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.




July 1916 British dudes



A still from a video.

This snippet from a documentary includes this still, where a forensic lip reader analyst (I guess that's a thing) analyzes what they're saying. Starts about 4:30

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVS00zz8yFg

Nostalgia4Dogges fucked around with this message at 10:31 on Oct 1, 2016

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.


Allied forces mock Hitler from atop his balcony at the Reich Chancellery at the end of WWII


“Here lies an unknown English Lieutenant killed in air combat” – Western Desert, Egypt, (1941).

Nostalgia4Dogges fucked around with this message at 10:50 on Oct 1, 2016

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Witnessed!

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

I love B-24s, but so many bad photos of them going down makes me :smith:

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

CommieGIR posted:

I love B-24s, but so many bad photos of them going down makes me :smith:



At least he got his bombs off.

Statistically, though, probably missed.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

mlmp08 posted:

At least he got his bombs off.

Statistically, though, probably missed.

I was trying to figure out if he was hit by one of the bombs falling, the way the wing spar cracked like that, It was very :stare:

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

CommieGIR posted:

I was trying to figure out if he was hit by one of the bombs falling, the way the wing spar cracked like that, It was very :stare:

It's sometimes passed around that way but it was a direct flak hit.

LostCosmonaut
Feb 15, 2014

Not sure of the translation, but think the Saudis lost a boat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSW8N-LCsSM

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

Booblord Zagats posted:

All artillery batteries are required to have a few random tactical nuclear rounds mixed in, keeps everyone on their toes, the new slogan becomes "Danger close at any range"

lmao

evil_bunnY
Apr 2, 2003

LostCosmonaut posted:

Not sure of the translation, but think the Saudis lost a boat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSW8N-LCsSM

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HSV-2_Swift That's the hull.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

LostCosmonaut posted:

Not sure of the translation, but think the Saudis lost a boat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSW8N-LCsSM

The Wikipedia article for that boat got updated with a link. They say it's Yemen doing the shooting.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
they sunk the gently caress outta that thing

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

LostCosmonaut posted:

Not sure of the translation, but think the Saudis lost a boat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSW8N-LCsSM

When was last time a warship got sunk in anger?

Fake edit: ROKS Cheonan?

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
I dunno if that's a warship right now, or if the Saudis are operating it at this point, the wiki has the UAE as operating it last for a dredging company

Lake of Methane
Oct 29, 2011

Huh… Houthi propaganda machine works quickly.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

r/historyporn is a really good subreddit if you want to get lost for a couple hours.

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -
http://i.imgur.com/LsUtCzF.mp4

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

:ughh:

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